Poll of the Day > I am Nicolas Cage, a.k.a. the american taxpayer.

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OniRonin
01/14/20 5:55:03 PM
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I have four houses and my debts total over 2,000,000,000 dollars. And I am the government of the united states. And I pay all my taxes because to do so is the duty of every American, regardless of income or wealth. And I pay my taxes in full and in accordance with the law. But if you are a greedy person and wish to remain free, don't worry, you can easily cash in on your tax savings to no longer have to work in an inefficient and horrible job or to go to college, but my movies will not feature any of that because I don't want people like you to go to college. I know how hard it is.

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wwinterj25
01/14/20 6:13:33 PM
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wolfy42
01/14/20 8:57:40 PM
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You!! You're the one that got the declaration of independence pregnant!!!! With TWINS!!!!!

*shakes hand at you*

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