Board 8 > Eff 2019 Mafia: Topic 1 - 30 to 50 Feral Hogs

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Suprak the Stud
01/14/20 3:19:21 PM
#1:


DO NOT POST YET. I AM JUST GETTING THE TOPIC READY YOU HEATHENS. DON'T POST. DON'T.

Read the rules. I will know if you haven't.

1) Full mafia rules can be provided upon request. I think everyone on this list has played like 50 games minimum so I'm going to skip stuff you should already know. Consider this the abridged version, but the understanding is you already know how to play mafia. Do not post in this topic asking for rules, but PM me if you need them.
2) I modkill without warning for infractions. Please do not make me do it. I am one of the most strict MODKILLERS in all the land, but I would prefer not to do it. Below are the most frequently modkillable infractions, but do not consider this a complete list.
3) Do not delete or modify any posts. I do not care if there is a spelling error. I have a way of knowing who deleted a post, so if you do it I will track you down and kill you. And then kick you off the board. I can do that, Allen told me it's cool.
4) Do not share any information about your role or alignment or anything with someone via PM for any reason. I might need replacements, so don't share it with people outside the game. There might be some role that means dead players might still be able to influence the game somehow, so don't share anything with people who have previously been lynched/killed/etc. Just don't.
5) Do not post after deadline. Be aware when deadline is. Read the last post in the topic before posting on the chance there is a stop. Consider this your only warning!
6) You can paraphrase your role PM, but do it loosely. If you are thinking of how to paraphrase every sentence, you are doing it wrong. Give people the general gist. If it is too close to the original role PM, I will kill you and the make fun of you in your flavor flip because I am heartless.
7) Play to win. If you blatantly throw the game I will kick you off the board.
8) USE COMMON SENSE AND DON'T BE A JACKASS. Attacks on someone for race, gender, gender identity, sexual orientation, etc will not only get you modkilled but will get you yelled at and banned from all future Suprak games. Just be cool, man.
9) Have fun. It should be fun. Have fun! HAVE FUN!

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Moops?
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Suprak the Stud
01/14/20 6:00:01 PM
#2:


The detective paced back and forth throughout the room. He was dressed in a three piece suit and smoked from an old timey pipe. He had a weathered look to him, and the case was clearly starting to wear on him. He took time to make eye contact with everyone in the room, looking for someone to flinch or blink or give some sort of indication they were uncomfortable. Unfortunately, the killers would not be caught so easily. He moved to the front of the room, right in front of the large bay window, before clearing his throat and tucking his pipe into his coat pocket.

I suppose you are all wondering why I called you here.

Is it the murder? a woman in the front asked. She motioned to the body that laid in the middle of the room. It was the year 2018, dressed in all its finest. Multiple knives were lodged in its back and a pool of blood had coagulated under its body.

Yes. Well, no. Yes and no. Ive called you here because Ive cracked the case.

His announcement was met with a variety of gasps from the crowd. A cacophony of voices cried out asking who and how and why and when and where. The where people were the dumbest people since the body was laying in front of them, but the detective decided to give them a pass.

It was just the reaction he was hoping for. Truth be told, he was lying. After a full day of interviewing all the suspects, he had nothing. No leads. No suspects. No clue as to the who or the why or any of the other stuff. Except maybe there where. The where he was pretty sure of.

Confidence was important now. If he was going to pull off this bluff, he couldnt show his hand. He slowly sat down in a chair, and lit his pipe once more. Lets start from the beginning.

THE PLAYERLIST:
1) Ben
2) Blade
3) Chris
4) Corrik
5) Death
6) Han
7) Hbthebattle
8) IGCD
9) Lea
10) MI
11) MZero
12) Panthera
13) Puns
14) Red
15) Scare
16) Starscream
17) SultanOfSlam

With 17 alive it takes 9 to lynch! Day ends at 9 PM CST on Thursday (so you get 2 days plus 4 hours, basically)!

GOGOGOGOGOGO

Go?

GO!

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Moops?
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Suprak the Stud
01/14/20 6:01:00 PM
#3:


@benjamin3740
@Meow1000
@DoomTheGyarados
@Corrik7
@htaeD
@HanOfTheNekos
@Hbthebattle
@IfGodCouldDie
@Leanansidhe
@TotallyNotMI

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Moops?
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Suprak the Stud
01/14/20 6:02:13 PM
#4:


@MZero11
@Panthera
@turbopuns3
@red13n
@ScareChan
@5tarscream
@TheSultanOfSlam

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Moops?
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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:02:14 PM
#5:


alright let's see 'em

town, hands up?

*raises hand*
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Corrik7
01/14/20 6:04:03 PM
#6:


Hands up, don't shoot? More like pew pew. *Vig: Puns*. See ya.

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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:05:08 PM
#7:


don't shoot, indeed!
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Corrik7
01/14/20 6:05:32 PM
#8:


So you are claiming bulletproof?

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TotallyNotMI
01/14/20 6:07:04 PM
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I'm not sure who this MI guy is but he sounds sexy.
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TotallyNotMI
01/14/20 6:08:16 PM
#10:


Hi puns!

Are you ready for me to realize you are mafia on day 2 and then fail to convince anyone to lynch you the rest of the game?

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Corrik7
01/14/20 6:09:13 PM
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TotallyNotMI posted...
Hi puns!

Are you ready for me to realize you are mafia on day 2 and then fail to convince anyone to lynch you the rest of the game?
Can you just do it on day 1 so we can lynch him alrdy and get this over with? Scum Bulletproof sounds likely.

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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:09:45 PM
#12:


Corrik7 posted...
So you are claiming bulletproof?

obv.

Hi MI!
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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:12:08 PM
#13:


Good news I'm just town
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Hbthebattle
01/14/20 6:13:09 PM
#14:


turbopuns3 posted...
Good news I'm just town

Sounds like something scum would say...
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red13n
01/14/20 6:13:57 PM
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Hbthebattle posted...
Sounds like something scum would say...
agreed

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TotallyNotMI
01/14/20 6:14:25 PM
#16:


Hbthebattle posted...
Sounds like something scum would say...
Airproof logic!

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Corrik7
01/14/20 6:15:58 PM
#17:


HB probably makes the best reads in b8 mafia so he has my sword.

##vote: Puns

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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:20:40 PM
#18:


Corrik7 posted...
HB probably makes the best reads in b8 mafia

He must be scum here then!

##vote: Hb

Easy
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TotallyNotMI
01/14/20 6:20:59 PM
#19:


Note the SUSPICIOUS disappearance upon a slight amount of pressure!!

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TotallyNotMI
01/14/20 6:21:10 PM
#20:


Wow that ninja.

Owned.

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Hbthebattle
01/14/20 6:23:45 PM
#21:


No, I can justify my statement.

Notice how puns describes himself as being just town, as if being town is a negative-connotated normal. Clearly a Freudian slip from a scum unprepared to deal with MIs early attack!
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Panthera
01/14/20 6:26:29 PM
#22:


Hello

MI seems like he was really eager to have a chance to go after Puns today

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Corrik7
01/14/20 6:26:57 PM
#23:


Hbthebattle posted...
No, I can justify my statement.

Notice how puns describes himself as being just town, as if being town is a negative-connotated normal. Clearly a Freudian slip from a scum unprepared to deal with MIs early attack!
Solid. Sounds good.

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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:29:12 PM
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1) it's not about whether you have a justification...it's results based. Corrik says your reads are the best, but your read is completely wrong, ergo you probably aren't town

2) your whole premise is off base anyway. "Just" isn't implying negative. It's implying simplicity
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Corrik7
01/14/20 6:30:25 PM
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turbopuns3 posted...
1) it's not about whether you have a justification...it's results based. Corrik says your reads are the best, but your read is completely wrong, ergo you probably aren't town

2) your whole premise is off base anyway. "Just" isn't implying negative. It's implying simplicity
Your logic for why he can't be town is predicated on you being town which is unproven. If you are scum, you are trying to silence the best player we have on town. Thus, as a town, we cannot trust your words as such.

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TotallyNotMI
01/14/20 6:31:05 PM
#26:


I wasn't expecting HB to actually have justification this early. I like it, actually.

Not in a way that puns is scum.
But in a way HB is probably town.

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Fastbreak
01/14/20 6:31:33 PM
#27:


I'm letting ben handle the heavy work for now

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Fastbreak
01/14/20 6:31:56 PM
#28:


I totally dont need to tell my Mason buddy this is Scare either

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Meow1000
01/14/20 6:32:04 PM
#29:


turbopuns3 posted...
obv.

Hi MI!
https://youtu.be/GDYJO-1IhN8

##Vote: Puns is scum BP book it

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Panthera
01/14/20 6:33:24 PM
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turbopuns3 posted...
1) it's not about whether you have a justification...it's results based. Corrik says your reads are the best, but your read is completely wrong, ergo you probably aren't town

This argument only functions if you assume that HB has reads so good that them being wrong once is unlikely to happen. I don't think anyone actually is that perfect though. This reads like trying to defend what should have just been a joke counter-vote as if it were serious

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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:34:34 PM
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Corrik7 posted...
Your logic for why he can't be town is predicated on you being town which is unproven

And your logic for me being scum is predicated on Hb being town which is unproven

Ho ho!
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Hbthebattle
01/14/20 6:34:44 PM
#32:


I have never been wrong ever. It is written.
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Meow1000
01/14/20 6:35:03 PM
#33:


Lolformatting

##vote: Puns scum bp book it

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TotallyNotMI
01/14/20 6:35:45 PM
#34:


Fastbreak posted...
I'm letting ben handle the heavy work for now
Man someday you'll learn against trusting Ben

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Hbthebattle
01/14/20 6:36:45 PM
#35:


But ironically: Puns, youre getting way too defensive about page 1 accusations, and it worries me.
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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:37:22 PM
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Panthera posted...
This argument only functions if you assume that HB has reads so good that them being wrong once is unlikely to happen. I don't think anyone actually is that perfect though. This reads like trying to defend what should have just been a joke counter-vote as if it were serious

So you have issue with corrik too, then?
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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:38:39 PM
#37:


Hbthebattle posted...
But ironically: Puns, youre getting way too defensive about page 1 accusations, and it worries me.

way too defensive? really?
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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:39:28 PM
#38:


What the actual eff is that clip lol
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Panthera
01/14/20 6:40:01 PM
#39:


turbopuns3 posted...
So you have issue with corrik too, then?

Not particularly. Corrik is being Corrik, and his logic is inherently more probable than yours because town outnumbers scum. It's not the actual debate over trusting HB that I take issue with, it's trying to defend voting him when "his read is wrong LOLSCUM voteHB" shouldn't have been a thing you seriously believed in.

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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:40:44 PM
#40:


Clearly you are all scum, seeing as nobody raised their hand when I asked
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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:41:07 PM
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Panthera posted...
shouldn't have been a thing you seriously believed in.

And you think I seriously believe it?
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Panthera
01/14/20 6:42:31 PM
#42:


You're defending it as if it were a position you think has some merit

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TotallyNotMI
01/14/20 6:42:48 PM
#43:


I'm debating if Panth being so serious out of the gate is normal or if he's scum trying to look like he's trying.

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Hbthebattle
01/14/20 6:43:00 PM
#44:


turbopuns3 posted...
way too defensive? really?

Yes. People who react harshly to Page 1 joke accusations (and especially those from Corrik), tend to be hiding something, in my experience. Youre nowhere near any serious danger, yet your spines are already out.
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benjamin3740
01/14/20 6:43:54 PM
#45:


Yo!

I believe Puns, he's town.

Im gonna let Scare do all the heavy lifting for me for now

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Meow1000
01/14/20 6:44:28 PM
#46:


Fastbreak posted...
I'm letting ben handle the heavy work for now
This might be scum too imo.

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IfGodCouldDie
01/14/20 6:45:21 PM
#47:


##Vote: Chris

yolo

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TotallyNotMI
01/14/20 6:45:55 PM
#48:


benjamin3740 posted...
Im gonna let Scare do all the heavy lifting for me for now
Someday you'll learn about trusting Scare.

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benjamin3740
01/14/20 6:46:00 PM
#49:


When IGCD's first post is a vote he's scum

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turbopuns3
01/14/20 6:46:19 PM
#50:


Panthera posted...
Hello

MI seems like he was really eager to have a chance to go after Puns today

I missed this one the first time. What are you implying?
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