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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 2:20:22 PM
#1:


Would you take it?


An experimental hemorrhoids treatment from New Zealand has had the unintended side effect of producing a pathogen which while harmless to humans is lethal to canines.

No one realized the side effect until it was too late and every dog on Earth has been infected.

But there is hope. There is a one of a kind irreplaceable prototype cure of unknown construction made by a now dead scientist that if used immediately will save the dogs in time and for some reason you are the one who needs to insert it into the whirlygig to save all dogkind

However rich Dr Katschmidt intercepts you and says he will pay you $17,000,000,000 if you don't use the prototype and hand it over to him instead for his own research.

It was almost too late anyway so everyone will just assume the prototype didn't work in time , should you take the payoff

https://i.imgur.com/33iNDsC.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/3XdjKIo.jpg

What do you do?
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Were_Wyrm
01/14/20 2:21:09 PM
#2:


Easy money

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/14/20 2:21:45 PM
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fuck no! the fuck are you thinking?? smh
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Zack_Attackv1
01/14/20 2:22:20 PM
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No way.
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OfDustandBone
01/14/20 2:23:12 PM
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No. I'd love the money and I'm not really a dog person, but it's not my place to completely eradicate one of God's creations.
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garlic powder
01/14/20 2:24:50 PM
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@The_Doge

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 2:24:50 PM
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OfDustandBone posted...
No. I'd love the money and I'm not really a dog person, but it's not my place to completely eradicate one of God's creations.

I'm aware of that

That's why I set up the hypothetical were the eradication is already ongoing and you just have the chance to stop it

to make it more morally gray
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Alteres
01/14/20 2:25:35 PM
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If this were cats it would be hard.

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DocDelicious
01/14/20 2:25:55 PM
#9:


Hell no.

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MuayThai85
01/14/20 2:26:05 PM
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As much as I love dogs, and as long as no one would know, show me the money!

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MuayThai85
01/14/20 2:26:33 PM
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Alteres posted...
If this were cats it would be hard.

If it were cats it would be a much easier choice.

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DeathDeathSong
01/14/20 2:27:08 PM
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im a cat owner
easy money

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Paragon21XX
01/14/20 2:27:17 PM
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I do not trust anybody willing to let all dogs die for their own selfish reasons. I brutally murder this obvious psychopath and use the device to save them.
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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 2:28:51 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
As much as I love dogs, and as long as no one would know, show me the money!

No one would ever know Except Dr Katschmidt I suppose but he ain't telling Katshit
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The_Korey
01/14/20 2:29:20 PM
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Alteres
01/14/20 2:30:00 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Does this include stuff like wolves and jackals too?
He said canines.

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MuayThai85
01/14/20 2:31:15 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
No one would ever know Except Dr Katschmidt I suppose but he ain't telling Katshit

I'll take the money then.

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Silver Bearings
01/14/20 2:31:36 PM
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I'd do it for $1M.

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SauI_Goodman
01/14/20 2:36:49 PM
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The hell am I gonna do without my dogs? They accompany me to a lot of places. Never let me down like people.
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The_Korey
01/14/20 2:37:06 PM
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Alteres posted...
He said canines.

Whoops. Damn. Was gonna say if dogs were domesticated once, they kan be domesticated again.

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Vicious_Dios
01/14/20 2:38:07 PM
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Tempting, but no.


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gsninja
01/14/20 2:40:04 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
I do not trust anybody willing to let all dogs die for their own selfish reasons. I brutally murder this obvious psychopath and use the device to save them.
Yeah, the obvious psychopath isn't the guy wanting to murder a fellow human being.

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 2:43:40 PM
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The_Korey posted...


Whoops. Damn. Was gonna say if dogs were domesticated once, they kan be domesticated again.

to be fair , I said it effects canines but only said all "dogs" were infected

So maybe some Jackals escaped infection. I gotta admit in the excitement I kinda lost track myself

So you have to ask yourself one question, 'Do I feel lucky?'

Well , do ya? Punk?
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Paragon21XX
01/14/20 2:46:08 PM
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gsninja posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
I do not trust anybody willing to let all dogs die for their own selfish reasons. I brutally murder this obvious psychopath and use the device to save them.
Yeah, the obvious psychopath isn't the guy wanting to murder a fellow human being.

Whatever you say, Dr. Katschmidt.
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The_Korey
01/14/20 2:50:56 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
to be fair , I said it effects canines but only said all "dogs" were infected

So maybe some Jackals escaped infection. I gotta admit in the excitement I kinda lost track myself

So you have to ask yourself one question, 'Do I feel lucky?'

Well , do ya? Punk?

... Yes.

  • Profit as dogs go extinct.
  • Invest billions in robot dogs.
  • ???
  • Profit again



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thanosibe
01/14/20 2:54:44 PM
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gsninja posted...
Yeah, the obvious psychopath isn't the guy wanting to murder a fellow human being.
A lot of CE is extremely unbalanced when it comes to dogs. I expect there to be many coming out of the woodwork when yes inevitable takes the lead and maintains it.

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 3:15:02 PM
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thanosibe posted...

A lot of CE is extremely unbalanced when it comes to dogs. I expect there to be many coming out of the woodwork when yes inevitable takes the lead and maintains it.

I dunno that sounds pretty unbalanced to me
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Dark_SilverX
01/14/20 4:53:05 PM
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Give me the money!

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Feetish
01/14/20 4:56:58 PM
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Theres gonna be a lot of dead dogs.

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supercrono
01/14/20 4:57:36 PM
#31:


Sorry doggos

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DevsBro
01/14/20 4:58:33 PM
#32:


Easiest money ever

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gatorsPENSbucs
01/14/20 5:06:02 PM
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Id call my mom and say my bad but I gotta do this and Id take all that money in a second.

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pikachupwnage
01/14/20 5:07:10 PM
#34:


I wanna say no but that would be a lie. I WANT to love dogs but I have feared them since childhood.

Sorry but I will take the money.

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Feetish
01/14/20 5:13:13 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Id call my mom and say my bad but I gotta do this and Id take all that money in a second.

I first read that as your mom is a dog, but I now understand youd simply be apologising for your naughtiness.

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samurai bandit
01/14/20 5:14:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
and hand it over to him instead for his own research.

What is this research about? If it is to mass produce the cure, bring back dogs from exintion or save human lifes it might be worth it

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L_S_P
01/14/20 5:42:29 PM
#37:


fo sho homey
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Ving_Rhames
01/14/20 5:43:16 PM
#38:


Naaah.

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Akagami_Shanks
01/14/20 5:47:27 PM
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Well, guess some new animal will have to be mans best friend

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boxington
01/14/20 5:49:27 PM
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on one hand, I'd be super rich, but on the other, what good would money do once the nefarious cat horde, that all the good boys and girls were keeping in check, takes over

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 5:52:49 PM
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its neck and neck
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KillerKhan420
01/14/20 5:56:30 PM
#42:


All dogs go to heaven so it don't matter

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Azarias
01/14/20 6:03:40 PM
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Lots of people with service dogs would be fucked over, so no.
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SSMajinVegeta2
01/14/20 6:10:44 PM
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OfDustandBone posted...
No. I'd love the money and I'm not really a dog person, but it's not my place to completely eradicate one of God's creations.


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STEROLIZER
01/14/20 6:11:55 PM
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Probably the first time in any hypothetical situation that I turn down the money.

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kingdrake2
01/14/20 6:13:28 PM
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Azarias posted...
Lots of people with service dogs would be fucked over, so no.


they're a positive to almost every dog owner.
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The_Doge
01/14/20 6:18:24 PM
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Doggos give cuddles

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-Unowninator-
01/14/20 6:34:22 PM
#48:


@everyone who voted yes:

https://i.imgur.com/g293gPD.gifv

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modena
01/14/20 6:35:10 PM
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With that money you could bring the good breeds back to existence so yeah sorry Cassie and Coco >.>

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Superlinkbro
01/14/20 6:47:28 PM
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I couldn't, and I don't even own a dog.

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