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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 5:31:38 AM
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Oldin posted...

Did you see any resemblance?

Fuck that racist dumb plot device guy

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Ryven
01/14/20 8:18:15 AM
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BruceWayneJr posted...
It's still funny to me that JP3 doesn't have an ending but just kinda stops after a while. It's like the film had enough and just wanted to be over with.

Ive always said JP3 has the worst ending i've ever seen because of that reason. I took it as 'we have no idea how to end this story. Eh fuck it, deus ex machina, credits.'

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 8:24:31 AM
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Ryven posted...
Ive always said JP3 has the worst ending i've ever seen

https://youtu.be/JQ4IZLyYo9E
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jborgan
01/14/20 9:08:38 AM
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Surprised 3 has so many votes. Yeah, it's not good, but World 2 is awful. Standing in an open area while shouting your son's name on a dinosaur infested island is somehow a better decision than any that were made in Jurassic World 2.

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 9:09:07 AM
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jborgan posted...
Surprised 3 has so many votes. Yeah, it's not good, but World 2 is awful. Standing in an open area while shouting your son's name on a dinosaur infested island is somehow a better decision than any that were made in Jurassic World 2.

I haven't seen it
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Oldin
01/14/20 9:21:28 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I haven't seen it
There's that one obnoxious that went to resque Sara Hardong along with Ian Malvom and Alan Grant

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PsychicHippo
01/14/20 9:38:01 AM
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Fallen Kingdom. Even then it's not so much that it's "bad" as it is unnecessarily bleak and simply did not need to exist.

I actually love JP3 a lot.

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Kimbos_Egg
01/14/20 3:22:57 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


but why


with a friend. because i couldn't remember anything about it.
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DocDelicious
01/14/20 3:28:09 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Jurassic Park 3 then Jurassic World 2.


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Dorfmann_
01/14/20 3:32:22 PM
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I haven't seen World 2, but I'm pretty confident that it follows the trend of each film being exponentially worse than the previous.
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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 5:55:53 PM
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Dorfmann_ posted...
I haven't seen World 2, but I'm pretty confident that it follows the trend of each film being exponentially worse than the previous.

Jurassic World wasnt awful, just pointless

Also the morals were all over the place
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Darmik
01/14/20 6:04:17 PM
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Jurassic World was okay in a typical redundant sequel sorta way.
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Disengaged
01/14/20 6:07:33 PM
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Once little kids started using gymnastics to launch dinosaurs out of windows, I stopped watching the franchise.

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008Zulu
01/14/20 10:56:08 PM
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Disengaged posted...
Once little kids started using gymnastics to launch dinosaurs out of windows, I stopped watching the franchise.
Mass times velocity equals impact force.

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SamsungGearS2
01/14/20 10:59:29 PM
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I've only watched the first because I know the others are inferior to the first,

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Skye Reynolds
01/14/20 11:00:39 PM
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SamsungGearS2 posted...
I've only watched the first because I know the others are inferior to the first,

That's fair enough. It tells a complete story.
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hockeybub89
01/14/20 11:04:32 PM
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JP3 isn't that bad.

The original is the only good movie in the franchise though, and it's a fucking GOAT. I love watching it now as much as I did 25 years ago.

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pikachupwnage
01/14/20 11:05:26 PM
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What stupid fucks voted for the original?

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Skye Reynolds
01/14/20 11:09:33 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
What stupid fucks voted for the original?

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UnfairRepresent
01/15/20 8:42:07 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
What stupid fucks voted for the original?

everyone is entitled to an opinion
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