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UnfairRepresent
01/13/20 9:24:35 PM
#1:


In your opinion





I haven't seen Jurassic World 2 but of the 4, I'd say Park 2 is the worst

Yes World and 3 are stupid and have no point or message but they embrace their own stupidity and just have fun with dinosaurs and nonsense

2 is just boring.

Its also dumb and pointless but takes itself seriously
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Wii_Shaker
01/13/20 9:25:29 PM
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Jurassic Park 3 then Jurassic World 2.

The first movie is divine.

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
01/13/20 9:26:24 PM
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I'd take Jurassic Park 3 over either of the Jurassic World movies. Those just became bad monster movies.

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The Wheelman1
01/13/20 9:27:22 PM
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Lost World

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au_gold
01/13/20 9:30:40 PM
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Jurassic World

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KillerKhan420
01/13/20 9:37:37 PM
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The first JP is without a doubt one of the biggest movies ever. On par with king kong and the original Godzilla. I ignore everything after, 2 sucked, 3 was the worst, world was ho-hum, never saw the second world but from what I saw of the indoraptor I'm glad I didn't. He's literally getting shot with a tranq, pretending he fell asleep to lure a guy in his cage. It was pretty fucking horrible.

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WafflehouseJK
01/13/20 9:39:02 PM
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Jurassic World 2 is legit almost unwatchable. At least World 1 and Park 3 are dumb, goofy fun. World 2 is legit a dumpster fire.

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Darmik
01/13/20 9:39:40 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Its also dumb and pointless but takes itself seriously


Wasn't that the one where the little girl used acrobatics to kick a raptor out a window
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KillerSlaw
01/13/20 9:39:47 PM
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I voted Jurassic Park 3, but I never actually saw Jurassic World 2

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Darmik
01/13/20 9:42:17 PM
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I'm surprised 3 is dominating.

Like it's a meh movie but I thought Lost World and World 2 were worse. 3 is just a standard escape from Jurassic Park movie.
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BaphometFlux
01/13/20 9:44:56 PM
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World 2 is really really bad.

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Wii_Shaker
01/13/20 9:44:56 PM
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The poll will end up verifying this but:

  1. Jurassic Park
  2. Jurassic World
  3. Jurassic Park: Lost World
  4. Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom
  5. Jurassic Park 3

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Ryven
01/13/20 9:47:23 PM
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JP 3 by a mile, noting that this is someone who never bothered to watch World 2.

Im also one of the few who enjoyed The Lost World, even more so than World 1, so id put it at 2nd best for me.

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creativeme
01/13/20 9:49:08 PM
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3

i didn't realize world 2 had so much hate. i can't really remember it.
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dib153
01/13/20 9:52:31 PM
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creativeme posted...
3

i didn't realize world 2 had so much hate. i can't really remember it.

Thats the problem. Even as bad as it is, I still remember jp2 and 3

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lightwarrior78
01/13/20 9:58:10 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Jurassic Park 3 then Jurassic World 2.

It's so hard to chose: the dumb movie without a reason to exist, or the movie that tries to set something up and makes me root for the dinos to re-take the earth.

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CloneTheHero
01/13/20 9:59:02 PM
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the last 3 are complete disasters. but hey thats hollywood, they love running good things into the ground.
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SheepStealer
01/13/20 9:59:51 PM
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I honestly like JP3. The Spinosaurus is a beast

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Darmik
01/13/20 10:00:31 PM
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World 2 was the one where the second half takes place in a mansion.
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Wii_Shaker
01/13/20 10:01:02 PM
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SheepStealer posted...
I honestly like JP3. The Spinosaurus is a beast

I liked that it represented the Pterosaurs more also. Still a piece of trash though :(

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Skye Reynolds
01/13/20 10:18:15 PM
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19 years later, I'm still waiting for a live action movie in which a tyrannosaurus kills a spinosaurus.
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SheepStealer
01/13/20 10:29:00 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
19 years later, I'm still waiting for a live action movie in which a tyrannosaurus kills a spinosaurus.
The T-Rex in JW1 crashes through a Spinosaurus skeleton during the climax.

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Skye Reynolds
01/13/20 10:39:27 PM
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That bit of fan service did nothing for me as knocking over a skeleton does not equate to defeating a live opponent.
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Irony
01/13/20 10:48:29 PM
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2 easily

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Duwstai
01/13/20 10:52:35 PM
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I didn't think Lost World was nearly as bad as a lot of people say.

Jp1 was a 10/10. I feel like Lost World was a 6. Still had some cool moments (trex, raptors in the corn field). There was also a lot of garbage yes but at least there were some genuinely tense moments.

Jp3 was just garbage though. Have no idea how some people rate it higher than 2. But to each their own.

The world movies are just dumb popcorn flicks. I don't even bother rating them in my own mind. I get a little enjoyment out of them and then immediately forget them, for better or worse.

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NES4EVER
01/13/20 10:54:58 PM
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2 was awful.

3 wasnt much better but I did enjoy some parts.

JP1 is easily the best of the series. It holds up really well too.

When we bought our current house it was the first movie I booted up in the theater room. Watching the Trex and raptors on a 120" screen with amazing surround sound was probably the coolest movie experience I had since watching it in theaters in 93.

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Purely
01/13/20 10:56:03 PM
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Lost World is for sure the worst.
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BruceWayneJr
01/13/20 10:59:09 PM
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Duwstai posted...
I didn't think Lost World was nearly as bad as a lot of people say.

It's not, and it at least has a John Williams soundtrack.

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Ricemills
01/13/20 11:06:02 PM
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World 2 and 2.
that plesiosaurus scene at the start adds nothing in world 2. at least the first one is memorable for being unnecessarily brutal.

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Skye Reynolds
01/13/20 11:14:47 PM
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The Lost World is an uneven film. For the life of me, I can't understand how some people think the third film is better. It's like people who say Robocop 3 is better than Robocop 2.

The big problem is simply that it was uninspired. Steven Spielberg had moved on from dinosaurs and tried to generate self-interest with his go to wish-fulfillment subplot about the absent father apologizing for walking out on his family. It worked well for the third Indiana Jones movie after a divisive sequel. Here, it became part of why Lost World is a divisive sequel.

They also had issues in that they couldn't make up their minds whether dinosaurs were unstoppable killing machines or helpless animals that needed to be protected from evil hunters. A couple of tranquilizers will put a tyrannosaurus down, an elephant gun will presumably kill it, but an an entire police force can't stop it.

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Mr Hangman
01/13/20 11:33:14 PM
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Jurassic Park 3 is just mildly boring. It's not terrible.

Jurassic World 2 is so ridiculously unbelievably bad that I literally cannot imagine it was created any other way than the director and producers setting out to make the most insane pile of garbage they possible could as some bizarre social experiment.

Jurassic Park 2 has one really good scene where the trailer is going over the cliff.

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Jiek_Fafn
01/13/20 11:47:39 PM
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JP2 and JW2 are both pretty terrible.

JP2 is outright boring for the majority of the movie though so I'll say that one us the worst. JW2 plays out like a rejected Predator script which is sadly better.


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aki_sora
01/14/20 12:26:14 AM
#33:


Jurassic park 2

It really boring
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008Zulu
01/14/20 12:34:03 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
19 years later, I'm still waiting for a live action movie in which a tyrannosaurus kills a spinosaurus.
In 3 when the two of them clashed, do you remember the bite the Rex landed first? That would have punctured the major arteries, and crushed the neck vertebrae.

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inloveanddeath0
01/14/20 12:37:38 AM
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People hate 2? 3 was just so awful. I lost interest in the series after

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Zack_Attackv1
01/14/20 12:42:52 AM
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I'm holding up three fingers.
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Proto_Spark
01/14/20 12:43:06 AM
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Jurassic Park 3 is really the only option here.

The Lost World keeps some of the charm from the original, despite not quite keeping up the same quality. Decent, but nothing special.

Jurassic World followed the spirit of the book being basically a B-list horror movie that belongs on the syfy channel, but was big budget and could be a lot of fun if you aren't expecting big things from it.

Fallen Kingdom had a lot of problems, but had some good ideas that just weren't really executed well. It also feels the same way of "campy over the top jargon" as the book and JW1.

JP3 was just awful.
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Unknown834
01/14/20 12:44:55 AM
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I thought Lost World was pretty decent but the first one still takes the cake.
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inloveanddeath0
01/14/20 12:46:20 AM
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Unknown834 posted...
I thought Lost World was pretty decent but the first one still takes the cake.
I don't think anyone argues that

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Skye Reynolds
01/14/20 12:48:50 AM
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Reading some of the replies, I can kinda see how one might prefer the third film in a "stupid fun versus boring movie" kind of way.

If you don't care about the outcome of the fight, if you don't care that Ellie and Alan broke up when they'd previously agreed to have children together, if you're not taken back by talking raptors in dreams or hostage negotiating raptors in reality, then you might enjoy the third movie better than the second movie.

For me, there's just too to forgive.
(And I haven't forgotten about Barney the Dinosaur's cameo either.)
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BruceWayneJr
01/14/20 12:51:51 AM
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It's still funny to me that JP3 doesn't have an ending but just kinda stops after a while. It's like the film had enough and just wanted to be over with.

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008Zulu
01/14/20 12:54:32 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
For me
Did it bother you that the Raptors, who are smart enough to snap a human's neck properly, without any prior interaction with humans, but were bamboozled by Grant "talking" to them with his 3D printed Raptor bone? Because that bothered me.

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GS4Life
01/14/20 12:57:13 AM
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I hated Jurassic World so I never bothered with Jurassic World 2. Jurassic Park 3 is really bad but has some campiness to enjoy.

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Skye Reynolds
01/14/20 12:58:42 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Did it bother you that the Raptors, who are smart enough to snap a human's neck properly, without any prior interaction with humans, but were bamboozled by Grant "talking" to them with his 3D printed Raptor bone? Because that bothered me.

I think I was in stunned disbelief by that point.
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Trelve
01/14/20 1:25:20 AM
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Can the two people who voted JP1 make themselves known so they can be publicly shamed?
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Kimbos_Egg
01/14/20 1:26:58 AM
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Jurassic World 2

i've seen it twice, all i can remember is the little girl is a fucking idiot and it was boring as fuck
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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 4:59:07 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
i've seen it twice


but why
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MabusIncarnate
01/14/20 5:01:41 AM
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JP1 literally has two votes. CE gonna CE.

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Oldin
01/14/20 5:06:02 AM
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Darmik posted...
Wasn't that the one where the little girl used acrobatics to kick a raptor out a window
Did you see any resemblance?

Fuck that racist dumb plot device guy

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ffmasterjose
01/14/20 5:28:02 AM
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JP3 but I haven't seen World 2 yet.

Tea Leoni's character should have been dino chow but she lives through the whole damn movie
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