Board 8 > ~Cube~! Al Bundy, Cape, Ash, Carrie, Dredd, Blue Eyes

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Al Bundy, The Cape, Ash Williams, Carrie White, Judge Dredd and Blue Eyes White Dragon have been trapped in the Cube! Location of the fight: The Cube - The structure as seen in the original Cube film. All mercs will begin in the starting chamber with no information provided to them and no knowledge how they arrived. Who will survive?

Guidelines
- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence), focusing on how the characters would function in a real-time environment.
- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.
- <b>There may be SPOILERS from all of the shows/movies the characters are from.</b>

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- Leaders cannot vote for their own teams, but they are free to argue their case.
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- This match will end in 24 hours.

There are no teams, each merc will or won't cooperate at their own discretion. Vote for whoever would escape the Cube alive.

Al Bundy is as he appears in Married With Children. He is carrying a football and wearing his Polk High football uniform.

Vince Faraday, AKA "The Cape", is as seen in his TV series The Cape. He is not allowed to use his hypnosis.

Ash Williams is as seen in the Evil Dead series with his bionic hand as seen in Ash vs Evil Dead and his Boomstick. He may freely swap to his chainsaw hand when he wishes.

Carrie White is as seen in Carrie at the height of her powers. She has her feats from the novel and all remakes of the film. A bucket of pig blood will fall on Carrie's head at the start of battle. This won't physically harm her, but it will send her into a rage.

Judge Dredd is as seen in Dredd, carrying his Lawgiver with Full Metal Jacket ammo, Hi-Ex and Hotshot rounds.

Blue Eyes White Dragon is as it appears in the Yu-Gi-Oh! anime, the ancient dragon the card was based on rather than the card-based hologram, though the feats and abilities from the card and from the manga are applicable.

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Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a high school football game.

I'm sure he'll be fine!

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This has more than 3000 attack points, proving that Peak Cube is stronger than Blue-Eyes White Dragon. Very confident no one else has more than 3000 attack points.

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I don't know who wins, but Al and Ash would probably get along famously

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DeathChicken posted...

I don't know who wins, but Al and Ash would probably get along famously

maybe for the 2 seconds Al is alive

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Johnbobb posted...

maybe for the 2 seconds Al is alive

Al Bundy is absolutely unstoppable.

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curious if Blue Eyes is strong enough to just break through the walls of the Cube? If so it's an easy win, if not there's no way she's navigating it.

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That would probably just drop everyone into space. The only real way out is to find the exit bridge

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Aside from that, this doesn't look good for the others except maybe Judge Dredd.

The Cape is smart enough to figure out how to escape I think, but I can't imagine he survives both the traps and Carrie. He's got no defense against TK powers.

Ash vs Carrie would be an interesting fight but I don't give Ash the credit to solve the Cube, especially not before he does something cocky and careless that gets him killed.

Carrie is a threat to other players but definitely doesn't survive the Cube

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We all know no one here comes close to the power of scoring four touchdowns in a high school football game let's be real.

He's going to plow right through them all like they were nothing and drive right into the end zone for the win.

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Al somehow gets to right before the end of the cube and then has a catastrophic heartbreaking failure in the last chamber or whatever.

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I feel like it would be an Al thing to see what's going on with Carrie, go stand behind Vince and point at him

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Carrie starts by immediately flipping out on everyone.

Al punches her once with a huge "SOC" sound effect and throws her into a wall, where we get a screen cut and she's replaced with a raggedy ann doll hitting a wall.

She's promptly removed from the battle, eliminated, Al having got things done.

Then we move on with the episode.

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Pretty sure Dredd survives here, just because he is both pragmatic and terrifying. Carrie probably takes out Al and Vince before Ash lays down the Boomstick. Then he hitches a ride on Blue Eyes...right through a wall and into outer space

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Maybe ash survives but I could be wrong

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I definately could see Dredd surviving, He'd be the one most used to the location, i've read the game manuals, and know what mega-city one is like. Not to mention telekinetics are not unusual in his world. I'd also consider Ash Williams if he survives the intro.

Too bad that they couldn't react to the pig bucket, because if Carrie White doesn't go insaneo, that'd probably put most people surviving rather than 1-2. Sorry Blue eyes, you won't survive regardless, you just too big.

Yeah Dredd sounds right

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