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Lokarin 01/12/20 4:50:11 PM #1: |
On the way home they ask if they can use your bathroom.
It's ok, it's quite a distance from their place so it's no biggy... you carelessly say "ya, sure, whatever" and take them upstairs to your 3rd floor apartment ... However, the second you put the key in the lock... a laser shoots out of your keys whats the damage, OK, NOT that. The second you put the key in the lock you realize that your dildarians, nipple clamps, lube and RealDoll2 Platinum Edition are just laying strewn about!!!!! What do? --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doctor Foxx 01/12/20 4:52:08 PM #2: |
Why though
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Lokarin 01/12/20 4:55:16 PM #3: |
Doctor Foxx posted...
Why though Idk, 'cuz you're the kinda person who doesn't put things away --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HornedLion 01/12/20 5:20:52 PM #4: |
Lokarin posted...
dildarians Im fucking done. --- Don't runaway from troubles... instead meet them Hedons. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 01/12/20 5:24:05 PM #5: |
HornedLion posted...
I've always loved that word since Jontron used it --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenericGuy 01/12/20 5:25:59 PM #6: |
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TheWitchMorgana 01/12/20 5:34:25 PM #7: |
tell them to wait outside while i get rid of it
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VeeVees 01/12/20 5:50:15 PM #8: |
Ask them to help clean up while they are here.
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CTLM 01/12/20 5:55:00 PM #9: |
Ask them to give me a minute so I can put the clamps in my pockets, hide the dildarians in the most convenient place, and do a firefighter carry to the sex doll
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Kyuubi4269 01/12/20 6:18:11 PM #10: |
Be surprised if they see any of it in my mess.
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LinkPizza 01/12/20 6:20:41 PM #11: |
Blame it on someone else...
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captpackrat 01/12/20 8:33:18 PM #12: |
Just pretend the sex doll is real and introduce your parents to your "girlfriend" and start talking to it and stuff.
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wolfy42 01/12/20 10:17:26 PM #13: |
I'm a bit confused. I don't have parents so I might be missing something here.
Didn't you take your parents out for a nice dinner in order to take them back to your place and have sex with them? I mean all those objects sound like they would be useful towards that endeavor. --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 01/13/20 3:39:07 AM #14: |
Tell them they may take/borrow whatever they like and recommend them places I bought stuff from if they like it.
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mooreandrew58 01/13/20 7:55:26 AM #15: |
Id warn them before entering and give them a chance to reconsider.
I already make innuendos and puns all the time about me wanting dick in various ways around them. So yeah... --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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