Current Events > Drunk right now. Post and I'll make you a name poem

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Vicious_Dios
01/11/20 1:33:57 PM
#51:


Bars.

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Bad_Mojo
01/11/20 1:47:21 PM
#52:


Error1355 posted...
Did I miss it?

Erased the trolls from memory
Ran them down and made them die
Racist people deserve the worst
Order the other mods not to let that fly
Riddance, good

God, that was the worst one, lol

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Machete
01/11/20 3:37:12 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...


And I'm drunk and stoned. It's all good

@Machete

You've got to use the letters in my name, buddy.

But you didn't use the letters here
And to think I would have cheered
DM'ed you all the nudes
Modded again by a prude
Only to laugh in their face
Just in time to use their ace
Obliviously


Tag I'll try later when I'm drunk >_>
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Bad_Mojo
01/11/20 11:42:10 PM
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A is for Adam who always comes first
B is for the bitches that are dying of thirst
C is for the ****s that take the life juice
D is for the ****s that pump and produce
E is for the ecstasy that it gives us all
F is for fucking a tight vagina wall
G is God, that's what they all scream
H is for horny, I'll take one for the team
I is for incest to keep a family bond
J is for jailed for doing it too long
K is for kinky, just do what you please
L is for lusty lucky ladies on lean
M is for mother, a certain taboo
N is for naughty only if true
O is for organic, those orgasms are fake
P is for the pussy that baldy needs to shake
Q is for what it is, we all deserve love
R is for rights, hate we need to rise above
S is for the sex, it's why we're all here
T is for teddies, women in them give cheer
U is for undress, with my eyes or my hands
V is for the virgins, with their eyes and their hands
W is for the women that all look so fine
X is for the Exs I no longer can find
Y is for Yolo, you only live once
Z is for zed because I've run out of puns

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Bad_Mojo
01/11/20 11:46:35 PM
#56:


-l___________l- posted...
This should be interesting

Dash left, pose
now do a long slide
Pose, dash right
Whoops you have died

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C-3PO
01/11/20 11:59:46 PM
#57:


...this'll be fun

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Bad_Mojo
01/12/20 12:04:39 AM
#58:


Crying alone after a huge fight
3 in the morning and not a soul in sight
Pardon the thoughts that come to my brain
Or pardon the carpet with the red stain

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Bad_Mojo
01/12/20 1:30:27 AM
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teepan95
01/12/20 1:31:42 AM
#60:


Go nuts!
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Bad_Mojo
01/12/20 2:42:59 PM
#61:


Sorry, I must have not seen your post when I clicked back in last night. But I was drinking as well, lol

Throw away your God
Entitled, selfish creature
Envious of us

Part with religion
And don't ever take it back
Nefarious cult

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Bad_Mojo
01/13/20 2:07:02 AM
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One day people will come back and give opinions of what I did for them. Going back to the Rain days, people never came back to give their opinions. It's why I stopped doing them, tbh


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teepan95
01/13/20 2:22:52 AM
#63:


Bad_Mojo posted...
Sorry, I must have not seen your post when I clicked back in last night. But I was drinking as well, lol

Throw away your God
Entitled, selfish creature
Envious of us

Part with religion
And don't ever take it back
Nefarious cult

Damn, who hurt you?
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Supernatural
01/13/20 2:47:57 AM
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Good topic i really like mine

:))

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Bad_Mojo
01/13/20 11:56:56 AM
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Bad_Mojo
01/14/20 5:52:55 PM
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TeaMilk
01/17/20 1:11:33 AM
#67:


Bad_Mojo posted...
Tuck your children in at night
Eat your woman and keep her tight
And if you fail at this task
Milk your penis in a glass
I won't tell if you ink it
Love, I will, if you drink it
Kindness

Hey I love this thank you so much. I am going to put it on my webpage later

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Bad_Mojo
01/17/20 2:54:34 PM
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Bad_Mojo
01/18/20 7:01:26 AM
#69:


Made another one in another topic for @CosmicShadows since they've never had a 500 topic

Come in here and sing along
Order a beer with every song
Steal a kiss and you'll be gone
Mom not tell you that is wrong?
I know a man, oh he was strong
Came one night before the dawn
Singled out a lovely faun
He had his way because of brawn
And so I sent the Knight named Shawn
Death to all, once upon -
One night, one fight, one less tiny little pawn
Won right, one right, right were he belongs
Story time

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