Current Events > Drunk right now. Post and I'll make you a name poem

(+) Yeah! (+)

A Rain classic /s

But I'm bored, so hit me up

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Fucking A.

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Hell yeah

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donald trump's silly malformed penis

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Guide, Guide
There's no divide
He'll flay your skin, he'll tan your hide
Hijacks your topic, makes a better post
than you could ever make
and now you're toast



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Mabus is good, but TC is great

I'd be less drunk if I planned ahead and ate

Fin.

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GameGodOfAll posted...

Fucking A.

God to me, God to them
Ask a question, a shot a gin
May they answer as you pray
Everlasting world of grey.
God of games, God of sin
Only shady tactics will let you win
Death to me? Death to you?
Only speak up if it's true.
Fallen deity? Is that what you be?
All alone on CE, what a tragedy
Lol, what a sight to see
Lol, this poem was a D

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You do you boo

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I'm in

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Roses are red
Shamrocks are green
I like your legs
And what's inbetween

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Bad_Mojo posted...

God to me, God to them
Ask a question, a shot a gin
May they answer as you pray
Everlasting world of grey.
God of games, God of sin
Only shady tactics will let you win
Death to me? Death to you?
Only speak up if it's true.
Fallen deity? Is that what you be?
All alone on CE, what a tragedy
Lol, what a sight to see
Lol, this poem was a D

You're pretty good.
Your Mojo isn't Bad
Not quite as sad as I would expect
from someone drinking themselves rekt
Why do you keep those dead links in your sig
it's not sink or swim, that's site's already sunk
cause who woulda thunk
CE would ruin a good thing
it's almost like the mojo here
is something you should fear

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Okay.

Fuck it, I'm down.
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TeaMilk posted...

Hell yeah

Tuck your children in at night
Eat your woman and keep her tight
And if you fail at this task
Milk your penis in a glass
I won't tell if you ink it
Love, I will, if you drink it
Kindness

Machete posted...

donald trump's silly malformed penis

Moody Friday -
Alone on my cry day
Can't catch a break even if I ask nicely
Hell of a weekend -
Every dream is a weak end
Today is the weekend,
Every. . .fuck, this was garbage. But I never go back and edit, lol

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Zurkon has had their named rhymed before
Usurpationblitz was the name on that tour
Rain is in the past, that would never last
Killed IRL or just in the past?
Only to raise back up from the ash
Now that's a rhyme you can keep in your stash

Guide posted...

Get a load of this guy
U owned me at my own skill
I thought I had this in the bag
Didn't know you could kill
Envy

MabusIncarnate posted...

Mabus is good, but TC is great

I'd be less drunk if I planned ahead and ate

Fin.

My what a long name
And you want me to go cheep?
Battle with 5 letters
Usurpation can stay on beat.
Single people out
I know all your faults
Never get one over me
Can you even see the salt?
And why would you?
Rain washed it all away
Not going to sleep my friend
And don't overstay
Tonight is magical, just let it spin
Each of you, I'm drunk, so let me go again

Sigh. . .I need practice

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Guide posted...

You're pretty good.
Your Mojo isn't Bad
Not quite as sad as I would expect
from someone drinking themselves rekt
Why do you keep those dead links in your sig
it's not sink or swim, that's site's already sunk
cause who woulda thunk
CE would ruin a good thing
it's almost like the mojo here
is something you should fear

But you didn't use the letters in my name, lol

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Me next.

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Hope it isn't too late

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Bad_Mojo posted...

But you didn't use the letters in my name, lol

dangit, i thought it just had to incorporate the name, not as an acronym type deal

it's 4am ok

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DrizztLink posted...

You do you boo

Damn this name and the letter Z
Retreat I would, but I'll let it be
I can do it, I know I can
Zack fucked Lisa, and she's a man
Zack is gay? That's progressive news
Today I learned that he's a Jew
Lol, I fit that in
It's only true after gin
Nobody fucked Lisa, she's a prude
Kelly is the girl that is really lewd

Killmonger posted...

Okay.

Kill them all, gun them down
In your State and all around
Love is blind, it speaks no truth
Life's a grind, enjoy your youth
Mothers and fathers tells you lies
Only for the schools to keep the guise
Now it's time to rise above
Grab your gun and show your love
Everyone here give a cheer
Rain is back, hold your tears

Kircheis posted...

Fuck it, I'm down.

Kings and queens
I's and II's
Ready, get set, this had is poo
Catch a break?
He, not I
Everyone with a piece of pie
I lost it all, that's okay
Simply come back another day

Blah, lol

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I'm in

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What could go wrong? ^_^;

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Guide posted...

dangit, i thought it just had to incorporate the name, not as an acronym type deal

it's 4am ok

It's okay, I didn't explain the rules

To make up for it, here are some FFT "classics" I've done in the past

TravelingJack

Traveling with a heretic is not always fun
Run into 87 Monks that Musty kills with his gun.
Algus joins the party and makes everything sour
Virgo or Pieces, Rafa doesn't give up her flower.
Everyone wants to kills us at each and every turn
Lede or Celia, the assassins, will be happy to make us burn
Items will always save us, sand-bagging is fun
Night Sword their life, and watch them all run.
Girls fall to their knees, but perfumes give them life
Just when I thought I could take them for a wife.
Alone in the world, with me and my crew
Crush all the eggs, so we don't have a zoo.
Kill everything.

Octans

Orbonne Monastery is where we start
can we save Princess Ovelia?
To the fight, it is only right
Along comes Delita for pedophilia.
No, this can't be true, does he want a wife?
Someday soon, she'll stab him with a knife.

KokyuDosa

Knights, please don't break my stuff
Oracles will now make you funny
Knights go blind, I'm hard to find
you are wasting all my money.
Ultima, the High Seraph, we are going to kill you
Didn't have a chance to knock
Orlandu is cast, you will not last
simply you are going to be rocked.
Altima is a better name.

Mairuzu

Mustadio, why do you always die
alone on the top of your wall
I have a good party, but your not a smarty
run in head-first until you fall.
Usurpation will not be, if you don't give them a stun
zodiac stones we need, just shoot them with your gun.
Useless.

abbr

Alone in the battle, Ramaza stands tall.
beaten and bloody, Wiegraf will now fall.
Before the final blow, he just disappears
run away now, for a monster as appeared.

Ulala Rules

Uber Squire, Mr. Buttpants
Loved a little girl.
Alma is so sweet
loved to make her twirl.
Alone again tonight
Ramza and Alma embrace
Uber Squire and his Cleric sister
Letting Mbarrier wash away disgrace.
Even if you think Delita has the better wife
simply put, at least Ramza didn't catch a knife.

AlmasNo1Fan

A fan of Alma, is this a kind of joke
Little money, it's not funny
maybe you had too much to toke.
A fan of Alma, you're face should be red
sit down, do not clown
Now I hope this love is dead.
Oh, still a fan of Alma
1 more time, I will not Mime
For she is cold as Shiva.
A fan of Alma now lays dead
neutralize incest before it spreads.

Liam8

Level 8 Monk has some spunk
increasing the enemy with recreancy.
Alone in a fight, he'll be alright
My main guy TRC.
8ball in the hole.

_MorningStar

March on The Merchant City of Dorter
One goal on our mind
run away now, we'll kill you I vow
notch your eyes 'till your blind.
I saw your ass Wiegraf
now we are a party to your plot
get ready to fight, your sister was tight
Slaughter the Corpse Brigade 'till they rot.
Today we end this bloody game
and your head will be on a spike
rot in the ground, no piety is found, with each and every strike.

emotional28

Elmdor likes to suck,
my blood every night
offered his body to be used,
to the first Lucavi demon in sight.
Inside his castle at Limberry
Order of the Southern Sky he betrayed
Nanten's God Orlandu fought
and helped his body lay.
Lightning Stab!

PMarth2002

Prince Orinas is the true evil of this story
My thoughts have no doubt
absent from sight and ear
run away before he pouts.
Turn up arms and shields, and fight against this child
he who sins will always be lost, stop him before he goes wild.

RandomTask81

Reis Duelar, our sexy little beast
always helps my every need
Nelveska Temple we fought so hard
diverted her from Dragon breed.
Occult in every sense
my main girl in this game
Templar Knight, you have no right
A Beowulf only in name.
So Rise my sexy beast, please come to my bed
killing time by writing rhymes, for a true man you will wed.

tigerjackhammer

Time Mages make us quick
Ice with Wizards in the snow
Geomancers walk on lava
Every Priest helps our HP grow.
Rent or Steal stuff with Knights and Thieves
Jump with Lancers until they're dead
Accumulate with Rama's Squire
Calculators win the battle, if spells are left to spread.
Kill them far with Archer's bows
Hamedo on every Monk
and Dance or Sing the night away
Mystic Oracle makes them walk around drunk.
Mediator makes them switch sides
Every Summoner stands tall
Run them down with Nina fists, Mime will copy it all.

^I ran out of letters for all the jobs^

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=O=

This is like battle rap not poetry

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MabusIncarnate posted...

This is like battle rap not poetry

MAKE
A
BREAK
Until your thirst is
Slaked

In case you didn't know
No one's here to go slow
Cop a feel for an
Acid drop deal, there's no
Rebate, and if you get caught you're going to State
No safe sex patrol protocol
An orgy's what you want you better get on the ball
That bipedal mammal is waiting for a phone call
EASTSIDE

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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Me next.

Some like it Hoth? Some like it hot
Ordinarily. I like it not
Mighty Jedi? You can be bought
Everyone has a price for this robot
Light them bitches up
I'm not a Storm Trooper
Kill on sight, without a single blooper
Everyone dies, including Baby Yoda
I told you not to stay there, don't make me say, "I told ya."
The Empire is not dead
Hoth with rise again
Original Trilogy Hoth
The only one worth it's bread
Hoth

I need to brush up on Star Wars, lmao

Supernatural posted...

Hope it isn't too late

Surprise! It's a sneak attack
Unaware were you
Please don't be nervous, that's a disservice
Eileen, what would she think of you?
Run away from vamps?
No thank you to tramps?
Are you the same brothers from the debut?
That's a TV reference, in case you didn't know
Until you watch it - you can't get this flow
Right now, all alone, you could start up this show
And get the the reference and let your brain grow
Lilith


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MabusIncarnate posted...

This is like battle rap not poetry

I'm just having fun. Call it what you want

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Brb, going to step outside real quickly

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Unspecified_NPC posted...

I'm in

Unspecified? You gave us your code
Never a true spy, but at least you're a bro
Somebody to count on, someone to love
Pass the numbers here, and rise above -
Each and every hate -
Care to debate?
I'll solo your game without a save state -
Fate, that's what it is
I can't remember the last time at the gym
Everyone, I am so fucked up
Didn't know this topic would blow up
Never in my fantasies would I think you would look up
Pull your dick out and hook up
Cum on. . .

AlisLandale posted...

What could go wrong? ^_^;

Are you horny for me tonight
Love is blind if it's tight
I Love You" isn't enough
Simply put it in my butt
LA proud, that's what I am
And that's Lady Approved for all the men
Now don't you look at me that way
Daddy smiles so come and play
Are you a good boy or are you wicked?
Love is blind, don't be bigot
Everyone

Big_Gold posted...

=O=

Biggest smile on this earth
I love you friend, let's give birth
Girl or boy, that's okay
Glad it's happy, it's so gay
Only want the best for them
Love is blind, don't ask again
Disney finish


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Zurkon posted...

Uhhh, I'm not that user. I don't even know who that is.

Please don't make me walk to my storage place to grab my laptop. I know for 900% I've done your name before

But that's okay, I'm happy to botch it again

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Bad_Mojo posted...

Please don't make me walk to my storage place to grab my laptop. I know for 900% I've done your name before

But that's okay, I'm happy to botch it again

Zurkon knows not what transpired
Unless no poem has been sired
Rain could try again
Knock out a quick spin
Or give up and just say that he's tired
now I fucked up the limerick

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Guide posted...

MAKE
A
BREAK
Until your thirst is
Slaked

In case you didn't know
No one's here to go slow
Cop a feel for an
Acid drop deal, there's no
Rebate, and if you get caught you're going to State
No safe sex patrol protocol
An orgy's what you want you better get on the ball
That bipedal mammal is waiting for a phone call
EASTSIDE

Fucking wrecked

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I got skipped

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Zurkon posted...

I legit want to see where this is coming from. Never been accused of being an alt before.

Wait, what? I'm not saying you're an alt, I'm saying I did your name before on MY alt, lol. I am Usurpationblitz and Rain

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powerman1426 posted...

I got skipped

@powerman1426

Pardon me, I am drunk
Obviously you're a hunk
We love you, this is true
Everyone take a shot a brew
Remind me when I'm sober, please
Masturbated, I'm now at ease
And I gave you what you needed most
Be a friend and make a post

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Bad_Mojo posted...

Machete posted...
donald trump's silly malformed penis

Moody Friday -
Alone on my cry day
Can't catch a break even if I ask nicely
Hell of a weekend -
Every dream is a weak end
Today is the weekend,
Every. . .fuck, this was garbage. But I never go back and edit, lol

I do appreciate the effort but... >_>

Bad_Mojo, that's a sad go, though.
I've been drinking so my brain's a bit low, bro.
Devil may cry but I don't believe in that so I don't die.
I have weekends off so you're not wrong but why?
You presume when I spew doom and gloom
but in reality I'm just drunk and high.
Just ask about soundtracks of my choice.
I'll fucking tease you with my voice.
My keyboard is screwed and I think I need a MacGuyver
but I've fixed them before so I'm good with just a screwdriver.
I'm listening to Killer Instinct tracks, I think on Xbox,
And my birthday was a few days ago so you can suck my cocks ;)

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:(

acknowledge my limerick

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Zurkon posted...

Oh. I completely misunderstood. I'm sorry I'm high right now.

And I'm drunk and stoned. It's all good

@Machete

You've got to use the letters in my name, buddy.

But you didn't use the letters here
And to think I would have cheered
DM'ed you all the nudes
Modded again by a prude
Only to laugh in their face
Just in time to use their ace
Obliviously

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DrizztLink posted...

:(

acknowledge my limerick

You didn't even review the one I did for you!

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Bad_Mojo posted...

You didn't even review the one I did for you!

I missed that, my bad my dude.

Nice. I didn't even realize I was giving you a double Z.

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Not bad at all, I posted in bulk

I kind of think I was better at this in the past, but that could totally be an inflated ego thanks to false praise because the people on CE at the time thought I was a sexy girl.

But no, I think I was better before. But I also wasn't drinking back then, only smoking

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I liked it too

Wad just a bit out of it, lol

Thanks for having fun last night

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Bad_Mojo posted...

I'm just having fun. Call it what you want

Oh I didn't mean that in a bad way, this has been a great thread. Just as I'm reading it I hear it as rap in my head.

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That's because I listen to rap and my rhyme structure is all over the place. Thanks, though!

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Did I miss it?

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