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Heartomaton 12/30/19 9:42:26 PM #1:	Got there at about 11pm on December 28th and stayed until they closed at 5am December 29th. Not a bad birthday. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:932261387] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Got there at about 11pm on December 28th and stayed until they closed at 5am December 29th. Not a bad birthday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/30/19 9:43:17 PM #2:	You get on stage? They put me on stage at 21. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:932261438] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>You get on stage? They put me on stage at 21. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/30/19 9:43:55 PM #3:	Lost_All_Senses posted... You get on stage? They put me on stage at 21. I did not. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:932261455] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>You get on stage? They put me on stage at 21.</quote>I did not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/30/19 9:45:46 PM #4:	I wasn't drunk. Just on pain pills. It was fuckin awkward. Shits not for sober introverts. Not like I embarrassed myself or gave my cousins fuel to rag on me tho. All and all glad it happened. What was a highlight? --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:932261515] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>I wasn't drunk. Just on pain pills. It was fuckin awkward. Shits not for sober introverts. Not like I embarrassed myself or gave my cousins fuel to rag on me tho. All and all glad it happened. What was a highlight? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wewillrocku 12/30/19 9:48:53 PM #5:	intr'sting --- The american prison system is a sorry mess but giving them game consoles isn't going to solve anything. Zurriah <cite>Wewillrocku posted [p:932261637] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>intr'sting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/30/19 9:50:53 PM #6:	Lost_All_Senses posted... What was a highlight? Beth, the stripper with the largest titties and I had a wonderful conversation. Also got two lap dances from her. She's very good at what she does. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:932261730] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>What was a highlight?</quote> Beth, the stripper with the largest titties and I had a wonderful conversation. Also got two lap dances from her. She's very good at what she does. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/30/19 9:52:06 PM #7:	Heartomaton posted... Beth, the stripper with the largest titties and I had a wonderful conversation. Also got two lap dances from her. She's very good at what she does. Babynames.com :3 --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:932261780] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Beth, the stripper with the largest titties and I had a wonderful conversation. Also got two lap dances from her. She's very good at what she does.</quote> Babynames.com :3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 12/30/19 9:53:03 PM #8:	Heartomaton posted... Beth, the stripper with the largest titties and I had a wonderful conversation. Also got two lap dances from her. She's very good at what she does. Nice! --- Oda break tracker 2019- 8 (5) \| THE Ohio State: 13-0 BIG 10 Champs! \| Oakland Raiders: 7-8 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:932261813] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted...</cite> <quote> Beth, the stripper with the largest titties and I had a wonderful conversation. Also got two lap dances from her. She's very good at what she does. </quote> Nice!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/30/19 10:52:17 PM #9:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Babynames.com :3 I have no interest in having children. I hate them. voldothegr8 posted... Nice! It was. I was just happy to not be spending my birthday alone again. Even though I had to pay for the experience, it was worth it. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:932263990] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Babynames.com :3</quote> I have no interest in having children. I hate them. voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Nice!</quote> It was. I was just happy to not be spending my birthday alone again. Even though I had to pay for the experience, it was worth it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/30/19 10:53:51 PM #10:	Heartomaton posted... I have no interest in having children. I hate them. That's what everyone says.. until they have a baby with a stripper. It's the American dream. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:932264043] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>I have no interest in having children. I hate them.</quote> That's what everyone says.. until they have a baby with a stripper. It's the American dream. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 12/30/19 10:54:04 PM #11:	I love strip clubs, glad you had a good time. --- https://imgur.com/WTmIPt8 <cite>smoke_break posted [p:932264053] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>I love strip clubs, glad you had a good time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 12/30/19 11:16:36 PM #12:	Heartomaton posted... I did not. You missed out. It's the only time you get to shine in front of everyone while twerking. --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:932264957] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>I did not.</quote>You missed out. It's the only time you get to shine in front of everyone while twerking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 12/30/19 11:18:09 PM #13:	Thinking of going again anytime soon? <cite>PBusted posted [p:932265012] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Thinking of going again anytime soon? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 12/30/19 11:19:56 PM #14:	could be worse, back in '16 i turned 26 while trying to escape a bar where a hobo was trying to swindle me --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:932265078] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>could be worse, back in '16 i turned 26 while trying to escape a bar where a hobo was trying to swindle me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/30/19 11:34:39 PM #15:	PBusted posted... Thinking of going again anytime soon? I'm unemployed and living on disability, so going often isn't really an option. I recently quit smoking, and I'm considering the idea of saving what money I would have spent on cigarettes monthly to pay for a birthday strip club trip. Of course, that would mean that it's a yearly thing. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:932265576] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>PBusted posted... </cite> <quote>Thinking of going again anytime soon?</quote> I'm unemployed and living on disability, so going often isn't really an option. I recently quit smoking, and I'm considering the idea of saving what money I would have spent on cigarettes monthly to pay for a birthday strip club trip. Of course, that would mean that it's a yearly thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobaban 12/30/19 11:53:52 PM #16:	Next time go commando and wear black track pants/sweats or black basketball shorts lfmao <cite>bobaban posted [p:932266157] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Next time go commando and wear black track pants/sweats or black basketball shorts lfmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 12/30/19 11:56:22 PM #17:	Heartomaton posted... 'm unemployed and living on disability, so going often isn't really an option we understand. living with a relative is the only means to survive while helping each other out. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:932266239] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted...</cite> <quote>'m unemployed and living on disability, so going often isn't really an option</quote> we understand. living with a relative is the only means to survive while helping each other out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 12/31/19 12:10:23 AM #18:	bobaban posted... Next time go commando and wear black track pants/sweats or black basketball shorts lfmao Many clubs won't let you in with sweatpants or basketball shorts. --- Oda break tracker 2019- 8 (5) \| THE Ohio State: 13-0 BIG 10 Champs! \| Oakland Raiders: 7-8 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:932266635] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>bobaban posted...</cite> <quote>Next time go commando and wear black track pants/sweats or black basketball shorts lfmao </quote> Many clubs won't let you in with sweatpants or basketball shorts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 12/31/19 6:35:57 AM #19:	voldothegr8 posted... Many clubs won't let you in with sweatpants or basketball shorts. He needs to go to more sleaizer clubs then. >__> The sleazier ones are better anyways .You get more bang for your buck, although the women might not be as hot. --- https://imgur.com/WTmIPt8 <cite>smoke_break posted [p:932274305] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Many clubs won't let you in with sweatpants or basketball shorts.</quote>He needs to go to more sleaizer clubs then. >__> The sleazier ones are better anyways .You get more bang for your buck, although the women might not be as hot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 12/31/19 6:37:51 AM #20:	Nice. Last time I went a girl took me to the cleaners but I had fun. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:932274330] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Nice. Last time I went a girl took me to the cleaners but I had fun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/31/19 10:49:35 AM #21:	voldothegr8 posted... Many clubs won't let you in with sweatpants or basketball shorts. Pajama pants? --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:932279382] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Many clubs won't let you in with sweatpants or basketball shorts.</quote> Pajama pants? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 12/31/19 10:05:59 PM #22:	Heartomaton posted... I'm unemployed and living on disability, so going often isn't really an option. I recently quit smoking, and I'm considering the idea of saving what money I would have spent on cigarettes monthly to pay for a birthday strip club trip. Of course, that would mean that it's a yearly thing. That sucks. I was going to suggest getting her number the next time you meet. <cite>PBusted posted [p:932305010] in I turned 3... [t:78294189]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>I'm unemployed and living on disability, so going often isn't really an option. I recently quit smoking, and I'm considering the idea of saving what money I would have spent on cigarettes monthly to pay for a birthday strip club trip. Of course, that would mean that it's a yearly thing.</quote> That sucks. I was going to suggest getting her number the next time you meet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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