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le-seul-dieu
12/30/19 1:11:43 AM
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  1. always getting turnt down sex because your too big
  2. dick touches water when trying to shit
  3. can't get anyone to deepthroat
  4. can never go all the way in
  5. can't wear tight pants or else budge shows
  6. getting hard is very noticable (was more of a problem when i was younger and in school)
  7. always getting fetishized and treated like a piece of meat


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Guide
12/30/19 1:12:54 AM
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realtalk: being able to ram against the cervical opening is great for the ego, but kinda painful for the dick.

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DrizztLink
12/30/19 1:13:18 AM
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Guide posted...
realtalk: being able to ram against the cervical opening is great for the ego, but kinda painful for the dick.
I hate when that happens.

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SauI_Goodman
12/30/19 1:13:30 AM
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i'd rather have big dick problems than small dick problems
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le-seul-dieu
12/30/19 1:13:57 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
i'd rather have big dick problems than small dick problems
no you wouldn't.
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DrizztLink
12/30/19 1:13:58 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
i'd rather have big dick problems than small dick problems
I have medium dick problems.

Dick's haunted.

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FaultyGourry
12/30/19 1:14:38 AM
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Always get disqualified from three legged races. Oh jeez.

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Irony
12/30/19 1:14:58 AM
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Turning and knocking someone over

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dj1200
12/30/19 1:28:35 AM
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My dick is perfectly healthy perfectly normal and slightly above average

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Lost_All_Senses
12/30/19 1:32:03 AM
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Girls always want to play pretend dress up like it's a scarf or a belt.

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SauI_Goodman
12/30/19 1:39:49 AM
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le-seul-dieu posted...
no you wouldn't.
sure i would . nobody makes fun of you for having a big dick.
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Irony
12/30/19 1:43:12 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
sure i would . nobody makes fun of you for having a big dick.
Takamura does

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KillerSlaw
12/30/19 1:52:57 AM
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When a girl chokes and ends up puking all over you

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Chicken
12/30/19 1:54:58 AM
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Laying in bed and whacking yourself in the face because of a strong sneeze

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Guide
12/30/19 1:57:02 AM
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^hah

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Unknown5uspect
12/30/19 2:19:33 AM
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le-seul-dieu posted...
dick touches water when trying to shit
https://youtu.be/jcfJL51Xia4
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TeaMilk
12/30/19 2:30:16 AM
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KStateKing17
12/30/19 2:53:20 AM
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I'm not monster cock status but I can relate to number 2. I get nervous about touching the bottom of the toilet when I'm'm in public stalls.

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xe_project9
12/30/19 2:59:07 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
i'd rather have big dick problems than small dick problems


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bknight
12/30/19 2:59:39 AM
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Broken dick when girl does cowgirl and it accidentally slips out and girl comes down on your dick with her full body weight and folds it in half.

When you're at the urinal and you have to drop your pants to your ankles because your dick can't reach your zipper.

When you get a full erection and become anemic because it takes so much blood to fill your dick to it's full size.
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le-seul-dieu
12/30/19 2:44:34 PM
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Bump
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Hotel_Security
12/30/19 2:46:29 PM
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8. Anal is basically always a no-go
9. Pain in the ass when hard in awkward situations
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Lordgold666
12/30/19 3:22:53 PM
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I always accidentally sit on mine

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DocDelicious
12/30/19 3:50:55 PM
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le-seul-dieu posted...
2. dick touches water when trying to shit
5. can't wear tight pants or else budge shows
6. getting hard is very noticable

Real talk, these are actual problems and get really fucking annoying.

Having to adjust it at all requires almost complete privacy, and it always gets fucked up and goes down a pantleg.
Also, accidentally sitting on it or your sack when it does.

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smoke_break
12/30/19 3:53:14 PM
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Having to buy custom condoms because normal ones are too tight is my only real problem.

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Chicken
12/30/19 4:57:37 PM
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smoke_break posted...
Having to buy custom condoms because normal ones are too tight is my only real problem.
yeah and society always expects you to tip your condom tailor generously

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DrizztLink
12/30/19 5:06:52 PM
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le-seul-dieu
12/30/19 9:19:56 PM
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metallica846 posted...
I'm thankful for my slightly above average length and girth. I always thought I had a small dong but i'm a super grower.
same. i'm like 3 inches soft, 6 semi, 8.5 inches fully hard. it wasn't til I had sex in highschool when I started thinking "damn, maybe my dick is big"
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KillerKhan420
12/30/19 9:24:12 PM
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When the woman wants you to go slow and I'm an all or nothing guy. You just gotta find one with the deep well. Like some men have big small or average, some women like bigger, some smaller etc etc.

But yeah I've never had a woman who let me in the backdoor. It's not a no, but a fuck no.

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