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le-seul-dieu 12/30/19 1:11:43 AM #1: |
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Guide 12/30/19 1:12:54 AM #2: |
realtalk: being able to ram against the cervical opening is great for the ego, but kinda painful for the dick.
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DrizztLink 12/30/19 1:13:18 AM #3: |
Guide posted...
realtalk: being able to ram against the cervical opening is great for the ego, but kinda painful for the dick.I hate when that happens. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 12/30/19 1:13:30 AM #4: |
i'd rather have big dick problems than small dick problems
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le-seul-dieu 12/30/19 1:13:57 AM #5: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
i'd rather have big dick problems than small dick problemsno you wouldn't. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 12/30/19 1:13:58 AM #6: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
i'd rather have big dick problems than small dick problemsI have medium dick problems. Dick's haunted. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FaultyGourry 12/30/19 1:14:38 AM #7: |
Always get disqualified from three legged races. Oh jeez.
--- You can tell a lot about a man by how he strangles you. "Hypocrisy does not invalidate a point." - S. Rose. https://imgur.com/ZA4vp0y ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 12/30/19 1:14:58 AM #8: |
Turning and knocking someone over
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dj1200 12/30/19 1:28:35 AM #9: |
My dick is perfectly healthy perfectly normal and slightly above average
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Lost_All_Senses 12/30/19 1:32:03 AM #10: |
Girls always want to play pretend dress up like it's a scarf or a belt.
--- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 12/30/19 1:39:49 AM #11: |
le-seul-dieu posted...
no you wouldn't.sure i would . nobody makes fun of you for having a big dick. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 12/30/19 1:43:12 AM #12: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
sure i would . nobody makes fun of you for having a big dick.Takamura does --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillerSlaw 12/30/19 1:52:57 AM #13: |
When a girl chokes and ends up puking all over you
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Chicken 12/30/19 1:54:58 AM #14: |
Laying in bed and whacking yourself in the face because of a strong sneeze
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Guide 12/30/19 1:57:02 AM #15: |
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Unknown5uspect 12/30/19 2:19:33 AM #16: |
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TeaMilk 12/30/19 2:30:16 AM #17: |
cant fit it in petite eurasian gf
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KStateKing17 12/30/19 2:53:20 AM #18: |
I'm not monster cock status but I can relate to number 2. I get nervous about touching the bottom of the toilet when I'm'm in public stalls.
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xe_project9 12/30/19 2:59:07 AM #19: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
i'd rather have big dick problems than small dick problems --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 12/30/19 2:59:39 AM #20: |
Broken dick when girl does cowgirl and it accidentally slips out and girl comes down on your dick with her full body weight and folds it in half.
When you're at the urinal and you have to drop your pants to your ankles because your dick can't reach your zipper. When you get a full erection and become anemic because it takes so much blood to fill your dick to it's full size. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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le-seul-dieu 12/30/19 2:44:34 PM #21: |
Bump
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Hotel_Security 12/30/19 2:46:29 PM #22: |
8. Anal is basically always a no-go
9. Pain in the ass when hard in awkward situations ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 12/30/19 3:22:53 PM #23: |
I always accidentally sit on mine
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DocDelicious 12/30/19 3:50:55 PM #24: |
le-seul-dieu posted...
2. dick touches water when trying to shit Real talk, these are actual problems and get really fucking annoying. Having to adjust it at all requires almost complete privacy, and it always gets fucked up and goes down a pantleg. Also, accidentally sitting on it or your sack when it does. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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smoke_break 12/30/19 3:53:14 PM #25: |
Having to buy custom condoms because normal ones are too tight is my only real problem.
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Chicken 12/30/19 4:57:37 PM #26: |
smoke_break posted...
Having to buy custom condoms because normal ones are too tight is my only real problem.yeah and society always expects you to tip your condom tailor generously --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 12/30/19 5:06:52 PM #27: |
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le-seul-dieu 12/30/19 9:19:56 PM #29: |
metallica846 posted...
I'm thankful for my slightly above average length and girth. I always thought I had a small dong but i'm a super grower.same. i'm like 3 inches soft, 6 semi, 8.5 inches fully hard. it wasn't til I had sex in highschool when I started thinking "damn, maybe my dick is big" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillerKhan420 12/30/19 9:24:12 PM #30: |
When the woman wants you to go slow and I'm an all or nothing guy. You just gotta find one with the deep well. Like some men have big small or average, some women like bigger, some smaller etc etc.
But yeah I've never had a woman who let me in the backdoor. It's not a no, but a fuck no. --- "I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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