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Ashethan
12/23/19 11:33:58 PM
#1:


Do you want anything NFL related for Christmas?










Rules: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS7LFc9Ro_yD96GA0qd6J1zNH98GLa9zdOYmraRoGAogML_dbaabAKFw-OxIFJLkoGotFCeY3xPTCEq/pub

Congrats to LadyVyxx who had the best week at 12-4! Good job!

Stats
Easiest Team(s) to pick: Patriots
Hardest Team(s) to pick: Titans
Easiest Division to pick: AFC East
Hardest Division to pick: AFC South
Easier Conference: NFC
Harder Conference: AFC
Home Percent: 66.23%
Away Percent: 56.43%

Spreadsheets:
Records Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vRhkVjQGQ7_jpZw9zzJRwiEru13rdwmdHDSB6AhSpGdvuQydufK00x31XhlYi3oxT3CWAE5cQEz3FwN/pubhtml

Locks Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTLhLU51_bdJbcEgVF72KcZPo8AS
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Ashethan
12/23/19 11:35:23 PM
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Be sure to double check your tiebreaker points/record from last week. I may have missed something. But I think I got it all.

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Camden
12/23/19 11:42:10 PM
#3:


Cleveland Browns LOCK

I'll pick the rest later.

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Crescent-Moon
12/23/19 11:47:31 PM
#4:


I believe my win total for last week was wrong because you missed my change.

I changed to the Colts in the other league, and linked directly to that post in the previous topic for this one. The change came at 12:59:25pm. I blame my work wifi for sucking for it being that close.

Wins: Texans, Patriots, 49ers, Falcons, Ravens, Saints, Colts, Dolphins, Broncos, Chiefs, Packers

Losses: Steelers, Redskins, Chargers, Cowboys, Seahawks

So basically I should be in 12th right now.. For like, the 4th or 5th straight week.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/78261035/931923926 for clarification.

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Ashethan
12/23/19 11:58:17 PM
#5:


Actually, I got that. I think I miscounted the Packers pick. Checked everyone else's win totals. davidponte had one too many wins last week, but everything else was fine.

Updated Standings:

(1)terpaholic 158-81-1 [330]
(2)Silvstedt 157-82-1 [140]
(3)Camden 154-85-1 [210]
(4)davidponte 153-86-1 [270]
(5)LadyVyxx 153-86-1 [230]
(6)foxhead84 152-871 250
Consensus 152-87-1 []
(7)crazyisgood 151-88-1 [240]
(8)Stripperiffic 151-88-1 [180]
(9)andel 150-89-1 [350]
(10)theawesomestevr 150-89-1 [270]
(11)SwiftyDC 150-89-1 [230]
(12)Crescent-Moon 150-89-1 [190]
(13)MitsuruKirijo 150-89-1 [160]
(14)Ashethan 149-90-1 [140]
(15)Dancedreamer 149-90-1 [100]
(16)ElizeLutus 148-91-1 [180]
(17)Wicklebee 147-92-1 [130]
(18)KCF0107 146-93-1 [220]
(19)Buffy_Summers 145-94-1 [150]
(20)LiquidOshawott 145-94-1 [110]
(21)Runemistress 137-102-1 [180]
(22)ProfessorLupin 136-103-1 [220]
(23)Bartz 125-114-1 [160]
(24)Seginustemple 125-114-1 [20]

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Crescent-Moon
12/24/19 12:05:11 AM
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Surprising to see how favored the Vikings were minus Cook..

I barely have the time to watch the games this year, so this is more of a novelty than anything else at this point though.

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SwiftyDC
12/24/19 9:32:45 AM
#7:


Buffalo Bills LOCK
Cincinnati Bengals
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots LOCK
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams LOCK
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Pittsburgh Steelers
Houston Texans
San Francisco 49ers

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ProfessorLupin
12/24/19 9:39:07 AM
#8:


Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Oakland Raiders
Los Angeles Rams
New York Giants
Jacksonville Jaguars
Pittsburgh Steelers
Tennessee Titans
Seattle Seahawks
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Ashethan
12/24/19 10:02:59 AM
#9:


My tiebreaker: 644

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andel
12/24/19 1:11:40 PM
#10:


tag. i have to make sure i do well enough to stay in the top 12 and make the playoffs so i will study the matchups and try and come back with some winners

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ertyu0078
12/24/19 1:15:55 PM
#11:


How about copy of madden 20
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crazyisgood
12/25/19 4:18:25 PM
#12:


Chiefs lock
Packers lock
Patriots lock
Browns
Vikings
Saints
Falcons
Bills
Cowboys
Texans
Ravens
Colts
Rams
Eagles
Raiders
49ers
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LadyVyxx
12/25/19 4:33:24 PM
#13:


Buffalo Bills LOCK
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs LOCK
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints LOCK
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Arizona Cardinals
Philadelphia Eagles
Jacksonville Jaguars
Baltimore Ravens
Tennessee Titans
San Francisco 49ers
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LadyVyxx
12/25/19 4:34:07 PM
#14:


Bonus - 672
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KCF0107
12/26/19 1:52:10 AM
#15:


Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots- LOCK
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys - LOCK
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Pittsburgh Steelers
Houston Texans
Seattle Seahawks - SUPER LOCK

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KCF0107
12/26/19 1:55:37 AM
#16:


Man, I was on fire in the second half even with the lock points.

In the really remote chance I am competing for a playoff spot, I will make my tiebreaker bonus 716 points

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andel
12/26/19 9:44:14 AM
#17:


New York Jets
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers LOCK
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints LOCK
Dallas Cowboys LOCK
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Pittsburgh Steelers
Tennessee Titans
San Francisco 49ers

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andel
12/26/19 10:03:25 AM
#18:


also will make my tiebreaker 698

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Silvstedt
12/26/19 10:15:12 AM
#19:


Buffalo Bills LOCK
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers LOCK
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints LOCK
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Baltimore Ravens
Tennessee Titans
San Francisco 49ers
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Silvstedt
12/26/19 10:16:57 AM
#20:


Tiebreaker: 718
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Buffy_Summers
12/26/19 11:28:15 AM
#21:


Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers LOCK
Kansas City Chiefs LOCK
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots LOCK
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Baltimore Ravens
Houston Texans
San Francisco 49ers

Tiebreaker: 666
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ElizeLutus
12/26/19 10:32:51 PM
#22:


Augh! If I hadn't missed those early games that one week I'd totally be in the playoffs right now.

Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers LOCK
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots LOCK
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Oakland Raiders
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Baltimore Ravens
Houston Texans
San Francisco 49ers SUPER LOCK
TB: 696
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Ashethan
12/27/19 8:34:46 AM
#23:


New York Jets @ Buffalo Bills
Simply not the Jets.

Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals
Simply not the Bengals.

Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions
David Blough isn't going to beat Aaron Rodgers here.

Los Angeles Chargers @ Kansas City Chiefs
Chiefs are by far the better team.

Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings
Upset alert! Vikings have no need to win this game. Bears won earlier in the season, and Dalvin Cook is still limited in practice.

Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots
Tom Brady at home.

Atlanta Falcons @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Buccaneers have been bad at home this year, and have some injuries. The Falcons on the other hand have been playing like their jobs depend on it.

New Orleans Saints @ Carolina Panthers
The Panthers were good at one point this year. This is not that point.

Washington Redskins @ Dallas Cowboys
Cowboys should be able to beat a Redskins team on their backup QB.

Oakland Raiders @ Denver Broncos
Going with the home team here. Raiders probably want a chance at the playoffs, but the Broncos will deny them.

Arizona Cardinals @ Los Angeles Rams
Rams bounce back after a couple of rough losses on the road.

Philadelphia Eagles @ New York Giants
NFC East is a total mess this year. This game decides who goes to the playoffs: Eagles or Cowboys. The game will probably be close, but I think the Eagles pull it off. Maybe next

Indianapolis Colts @ Jacksonville Jaguars
Neither team has much to play for here. But the Colts should win this one.

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Baltimore Ravens
Even without their starters, the Ravens should win this one.

Tennessee Titans @ Houston Texans
AFC South is a MESS to predict. So I'm going against my conventional "When in doubt, pick the home team" creed here. Hopefully it doesn't bite me too hard.

San Francisco 49ers @ Seattle Seahawks
Seahawks aren't as good at home as they are on the road this year. But this should be an exciting final game of the regular season.

LOCK ALL

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Camden
12/27/19 2:12:31 PM
#24:


Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns LOCK
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs LOCK
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots LOCK
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Pittsburgh Steelers
Houston Texans
Seattle Seahawks

TB: 701

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MitsuruKirijo
12/27/19 3:09:41 PM
#25:


Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers LOCK
Kansas City Chiefs LOCK
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints LOCK
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Baltimore Ravens
Houston Texans
San Francisco 49ers

Tiebreaker: 703
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Runemistress
12/27/19 6:30:35 PM
#26:


Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Chicago Bears
New England Patriots
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Washington Redskins
Oakland Raiders
Los Angeles Rams
New York Giants
Jacksonville Jaguars
Pittsburgh Steelers
Tennessee Titans
Seattle Seahawks

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foxhead84
12/27/19 11:39:42 PM
#27:


Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Pittsburgh Steelers
Tennessee Titans
San Francisco 49ers

TB: 699 pts
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SwiftyDC
12/28/19 7:03:40 PM
#28:


Buffalo Bills LOCK
Cincinnati Bengals
Green Bay Packers LOCK
Kansas City Chiefs LOCK
Chicago Bears
New England Patriots
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Baltimore Ravens
Houston Texans
San Francisco 49ers

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SwiftyDC
12/28/19 7:06:47 PM
#29:


Final Tiebreker: 678

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Stripperiffic
12/28/19 9:49:32 PM
#30:


Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots LOCK
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints LOCK
Dallas Cowboys LOCK
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Baltimore Ravens
Houston Texans
San Francisco 49ers
Final Tiebreaker: 729
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terpaholic
12/28/19 11:57:16 PM
#31:


Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns LOCK
Green Bay Packers LOCK
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints LOCK
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Pittsburgh Steelers
Tennessee Titans
Seattle Seahawks

Tiebreaker: 702

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davidponte
12/29/19 6:27:27 AM
#32:


Buffalo Bills LOCK
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs LOCK
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots LOCK
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Jacksonville Jaguars
Baltimore Ravens
Tennessee Titans
San Francisco 49ers

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Dancedreamer
12/29/19 9:00:56 AM
#33:


Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Baltimore Ravens
Tennessee Titans
San Francisco 49ers

Lock All

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Dancedreamer
12/29/19 9:39:51 AM
#34:


Tiebreaker: 714

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Ashethan
12/29/19 9:44:16 AM
#35:


Reminder: I will not be accepting picks that have been made in other leagues this week. So if you do not post them here, they will NOT count.

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andel
12/29/19 10:04:42 AM
#36:


change from vikings to bears to win

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LiquidOshawott
12/29/19 10:06:29 AM
#37:


Buffalo Bills
Cincinnati Bengals
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Pittsburgh Steelers
Tennessee Titans
Seattle Seahawks

I dunno, Lock all I guess

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LiquidOshawott
12/29/19 10:07:17 AM
#38:


Bonus is 600

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MitsuruKirijo
12/29/19 10:07:59 AM
#39:


Change to Bears
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Dancedreamer
12/29/19 10:17:24 AM
#40:


Change to Chicago Bears

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Buffy_Summers
12/29/19 10:37:06 AM
#41:


Switch to Bears
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davidponte
12/29/19 10:40:03 AM
#42:


I will also change to the Bears since everyone else is doing it.
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Stripperiffic
12/29/19 11:01:32 AM
#43:


No Kirk Cousins?

Change to Bears also
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Silvstedt
12/29/19 11:17:23 AM
#44:


Buffalo Bills LOCK
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers LOCK
Kansas City Chiefs
Chicago Bears
New England Patriots
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints LOCK
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts
Baltimore Ravens
Tennessee Titans
San Francisco 49ers
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davidponte
12/29/19 11:53:17 AM
#45:


Going to also change to the Titans.

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WickIebee
12/29/19 12:27:42 PM
#46:


New York Jets @ Buffalo Bills
Even with defensive starters out, I don't expect Jets to do much here.

Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals
They should be able to finish the season with a win.

Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions
Not going to be sitting since chance at #1 seed.

Los Angeles Chargers @ Kansas City Chiefs
Not going to be sitting with a minor chance at a Bye.

Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings
Trubisky's not good enough to punish the Vikings secondary as much as some others, and even Mannion can still throw to the stacked Vikings WR offense. They're lacking at RB with Cook/Mattison out though.

Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots
Not sitting since don't want to lose the bye to literally the Dolphins.

Atlanta Falcons @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Hurt Winston still not sitting for his team.

New Orleans Saints @ Carolina Panthers
Not sitting any players.

Washington Redskins @ Dallas Cowboys
Shouldn't get upset here.

Oakland Raiders @ Denver Broncos
They have a bit of an offensive groove with Lock, and should shut down the Raiders chances themselves.

Arizona Cardinals @ Los Angeles Rams
Murray with a hamstring injury means not running around as much as normal, and against the pressure Donald brings, that spells disaster for the Cardinals.

Philadelphia Eagles @ New York Giants
Gonna be tough with another receiving core injury, but Eagles should still be able to shut down Giants offense.

Indianapolis Colts @ Jacksonville Jaguars
I doubted Mack once, but not twice.

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Baltimore Ravens
Even RG3 can put up yardage against the Steelers.

Tennessee Titans @ Houston Texans
Texans sitting starters and giving away the chance at the 3rd seed (and a chance to play Steelers or Raiders despite my previous pickings).

San Francisco 49ers @ Seattle Seahawks
Kittle active against a struggling Seahawks secondary. If they still don't have Diggs or Griffin, expect an air game that the Seahawks just cannot stop at all.

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WickIebee
12/29/19 12:28:27 PM
#47:


Oh right, forgot Locks. Screw it, I'll end on a Triple Threat.

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terpaholic
12/29/19 12:47:44 PM
#48:


Change to Bears

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theawesomestevr
12/29/19 12:49:32 PM
#49:


Part of me wants to take the Bengals and two other teams as locks this week (Giants + either Panthers or Redskins) to catch Camden, but as that would likely be playoff suicide, I'll back off that today.

New York Jets
Cleveland Browns - will kick myself if the Bengals win
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Chicago Bears - lol if Vikings win anyway
New England Patriots - LOCK
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Oakland Raiders
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Indianapolis Colts - LOCK
Baltimore Ravens
Tennessee Titans
San Francisco 49ers - Hopefully I can change this later. Haven't made up my mind on it.

Tiebreaker: 670
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Seginustemple
12/29/19 12:54:04 PM
#50:


New York Jets @ Buffalo Bills
Bills are the shit and I can't wait to destroy a folding table when they win the SB

Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals
The Bengals have already clinched the top draft pick so they might try a reverse-tank stunner but Cleveland is still better overall

Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions
Week 17 divisional games always seem to be close regardless of playoff hopes but these two teams still appear to be of a different caliber

Los Angeles Chargers @ Kansas City Chiefs
I'm surprised the Chiefs haven't had an Antonio Brown cameo yet. The old statue of Rivers will be toppled over and over again like so many embronzened dictators before him

Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings
NFC north fight! I wish they could just have a 4-way brawl, how is it almost 2020 and we haven't invented 4-way football yet

Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots
Ryan Fitzpatrick is better than Tom Brady

Atlanta Falcons @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The old "just finish strong at home" motivation will come through at Tampa Bay, I can feel this shit in my hunches

New Orleans Saints @ Carolina Panthers
Michael Thomas and AB catching balls from Brees w/ Kamara dump-off karate-chop action? Bills/Saints superbowl you heard it here from last place first

Washington Redskins @ Dallas Cowboys
trying to come up with Cowboys vs. Indian references that aren't offensive but the team is already named the god damn Redskins, like how is the league gonna make a deal out of calling Mayock a cracker when there's a dog gamn team called the REDSKINS this whole division should be the Dallas Rednecks, the New York Jews, and the Philadelphia Crackers go fuck yourselves

Oakland Raiders @ Denver Broncos
Somehow Oakland still has a playoff shot at 7-8, but of course marginal incentive doesn't mean everything.

Arizona Cardinals @ Los Angeles Rams
Yet at 8-7 the Rams are eliminated. They must be frustrated as fuck in that meat grinder division...

Philadelphia Eagles @ New York Giants
Next year, Steely Dan. For now the birds have to clinch

Indianapolis Colts @ Jacksonville Jaguars
Both of these teams appear bombed out and depleted

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Baltimore Ravens
It's a shame Ruthlessbanger was sidelined this year, would have been a more competitive division. I don't see the Steelers making any noise in the playoffs without him.

Tennessee Titans @ Houston Texans
This should be close, two solid playoff teams in a divisional matchup with I believe seeding on the line for one? I see this as kind of a coin flip match either way

San Francisco 49ers @ Seattle Seahawks
Probably a battle of who's healthier at this point, I expect the 9ers to be more in shape for the playoff run
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