Poll of the Day > Why is Microsoft so bad at naming consoles?

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Aculo
12/12/19 9:42:43 PM
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I don't understand their thought process. 360 I kinda understand... but Xbox One... Xbox One X... and now Xbox Series X?? It's like they want to confuse people buying these for their kids, ok?

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Krow_Incarnate
12/12/19 9:45:52 PM
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I doubt Series X is a single console, but a lineup of them.

You'll basically have "Xbox Basic", "Xbox Premier", and "Xbox Elite".

That's how I see it at least.

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OniRonin
12/12/19 9:47:58 PM
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xbox series xbox it's called, series xbox because, you turn xbox degrees and walk away

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dedbus
12/12/19 11:33:41 PM
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Not u the x that box x the x box that you series x box cloud x * head xplodes*
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EclairReturns
12/12/19 11:34:58 PM
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Aculo posted...
It's like they want to confuse people buying these for their kids, ok?


This sounds like it could very easily describe why the Wii U is named as such.
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LeetCheet
12/12/19 11:40:11 PM
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Yeah I can see a potential disaster with its naming.

Parents are gonna tell their kids they already have an Xbox, just like they did with the Wii U.
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Smiffwilm
12/12/19 11:52:08 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
Yeah I can see a potential disaster with its naming.

Parents are gonna tell their kids they already have an Xbox, just like they did with the Wii U.
Well Microsoft has gotten buddy buddy with Nintendo, so they were bound to pick up some of their bad habits....

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Metalsonic66
12/13/19 12:24:43 AM
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OniRonin posted...
xbox series xbox it's called, series xbox because, you turn xbox degrees and walk away
I chuckled a bit

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Cruddy_horse
12/13/19 1:22:49 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
Yeah I can see a potential disaster with its naming.

Parents are gonna tell their kids they already have an Xbox, just like they did with the Wii U.

It already happened to me going from the og Xbox to 360.

Also they should have just kept the project Scarlett name, it sounds so much better.
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DPsx7
12/13/19 1:37:53 AM
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From the name and design, they must really be focusing on content alone this time.

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ClarkDuke
12/13/19 9:45:34 PM
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you are so right, there's zero creativity in naming consoles these days, ok?

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Raddest_Chad
12/13/19 11:25:46 PM
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TBH, Sony lucked out by just going the number route. It works, people like it, but it wouldn't work for others to follow suit. Nintendo's only major goofs were Wii and Wii U, which are compounded by the fact their audience was casuals and old people that probably couldn't understand there was a difference. Only the original Xbox has a reasonable name. 360 was dumb. One was dumb. This new one is dumb.
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Metalsonic66
12/14/19 4:57:36 PM
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Playstation 9, download yours soon

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captpackrat
12/14/19 8:59:58 PM
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They're just as bad at naming operating systems.

Windows 3.0
Windows 3.1
Windows 95
Windows 98
Windows 98 SE
Windows ME
Windows 2000
Windows XP
Windows Vista
Windows 7
Windows 8
Windows 8.1
Windows 10

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Mead
12/14/19 9:00:38 PM
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Next one will be the XboZ

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zebatov
12/14/19 9:43:52 PM
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Xbox One was named so because it was supposed to be an all-in-one console. And if you make that an acronym, Aio, it actually doesnt sound that bad. But of course they only hire less-than-creative minds.

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Metalsonic66
12/14/19 9:53:45 PM
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Mead posted...
Next one will be the XboZ
Because when you see it, you do a zigzag and walk away

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helIy
12/14/19 10:16:53 PM
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Raddest_Chad posted...
TBH, Sony lucked out by just going the number route. It works, people like it, but it wouldn't work for others to follow suit. Nintendo's only major goofs were Wii and Wii U, which are compounded by the fact their audience was casuals and old people that probably couldn't understand there was a difference. Only the original Xbox has a reasonable name. 360 was dumb. One was dumb. This new one is dumb.

Nintendo Entertainment System
Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Nintendo 64
Nintendo Gamecube
Nintendo Wii
Nintendo Wii U
Nintendo Switch
Nintendo Switch Lite

Gameboy
Gameboy Pocket
Gameboy Color
Gameboy Advance
Gameboy Advance SP
Gameboy Advance Micro

Nintendo DS
Nintendo DS Lite
Nintendo DSi
Nintendo DSi XL
Nintendo 3DS
Nintendo 3DS XL
Nintendo 2DS
Nintendo NEW 3DS XL
Nintendo NEW 2DS XL

Yeah Nintendo, doesn't have issues with their naming conventions at all. /s.


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helIy
12/14/19 10:20:38 PM
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Sony got it right by just sticking to a conventional numbering scheme. It did get a little crazy, what with them calling the slim Playstation 1, the Playstation One, and then releasing a product called the PSX later on, which was just a DVR that could also play Playstation 1 games, however everyone had already been calling the normal Playstation the PSX.

Then you get into their portables, with the first being the Playstation Portable, which is great. It tells you precisely what it is, you know what to expect. But then they released the successor to it, which they called the Playstation Vita. Which means absolutely nothing. The word Vita itself means "a biography or rsum.", so no help there whatsoever. Then they released the Playstation TV, which you would assume based on the name it was a television. At the very least, possibly a television cable subscription, but no, that was called Playstation Now. Instead, the Playstation TV is just a Vita sans portability.

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Metalsonic66
12/14/19 10:26:23 PM
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Vita was supposed to be the root word for Vitality

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faramir77
12/14/19 11:53:08 PM
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helIy posted...
Yeah Nintendo, doesn't have issues with their naming conventions at all. /s.

The only truly awful system names they had were Wii U and New 3DS.

Wii U didn't sound interesting, or even that it was something new, and New 3DS had the opposite issue where it sounded like something totally new when it really wasn't.

DSi was also a pretty stupid name, but it came out in the final months of that system's life, so nobody really cared. Gamecube sounded juvenile but at least it got the point across and was memorable. Wii had the same issue, the original name of Revolution was way better, but given that they wanted a name that was easy for anyone in any language to say, they nailed it.

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zebatov
12/15/19 1:15:58 AM
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AIIIOOOOOOOOO

lc

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SilentSeph
12/15/19 1:20:41 AM
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Mead posted...
Next one will be the XboZ
I thought it'd be XboY

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zebatov
12/15/19 1:37:15 AM
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BYOXbox.

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AllstarSniper32
12/15/19 1:46:15 AM
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Raddest_Chad posted...
Sony lucked out by just going the number route.
How is it lucky to go by normal numbering?

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wwinterj25
12/15/19 2:19:12 AM
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Raddest_Chad posted...
TBH, Sony lucked out by just going the number route.

How is it luck based? I call it common sense. Xbox 1, 2, 3 and so on would have been fine too.

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TheSlinja
12/15/19 2:53:31 AM
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yall are bugging xbox sex is the best console name and no one will have the balls to outdo it

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