Board 8 > Who do you think is better at every job, Mario or Barbie?

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Anagram 12/11/19 11:46:19 PM #1:	Courtesy of stupid discussions I've had with my sister Mario Barbie Courtesy of stupid discussions I've had with my sister - Results (15 votes) Mario 53.33% (8 votes) 8 Barbie 46.67% (7 votes) 7 At least specifically doctor and astronaut. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:931453292] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote> Courtesy of stupid discussions I've had with my sister Mario Barbie Vote View Results Courtesy of stupid discussions I've had with my sister - Results (15 votes) Mario 53.33% (8 votes) 8 Barbie 46.67% (7 votes) 7 Show Voting Form At least specifically doctor and astronaut. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Punnyz 12/11/19 11:46:55 PM #2:	I mean, Mario kicked Tatanga's ass in space what did Barbie do in space? --- https://imgur.com/qBpLe47 https://imgur.com/25MHSn1 <cite>Punnyz posted [p:931453315] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>I mean, Mario kicked Tatanga's ass in space what did Barbie do in space? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grimlyn 12/11/19 11:51:06 PM #3:	I mean I've seen Mario do plenty of different kinds of activities and his stats are always as the Balance / All-Around type Even as a doctor Mario's known to eradicate viruses so it's not just cosplay to him --- https://gmun.moe/ffcc GuessMyUserName's account's very own account! <cite>Grimlyn posted [p:931453452] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>I mean I've seen Mario do plenty of different kinds of activities and his stats are always as the Balance / All-Around type Even as a doctor Mario's known to eradicate viruses so it's not just cosplay to him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ashethan 12/11/19 11:51:46 PM #4:	Barbie, obviously. When's the last time Mario even unclogged a pipe? And that's his main job! HIS MAIN JOB! Like when people refer to mario they call him the 'plumber', but I don't see him doing any plumbing. He just goes down pipes and murders poor innocent Koopa Troopas. --- Board 8 Mafia Archive: ashchive.altervista.org <cite>Ashethan posted [p:931453476] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Barbie, obviously. When's the last time Mario even unclogged a pipe? And that's his main job! HIS MAIN JOB! Like when people refer to mario they call him the 'plumber', but I don't see him doing any plumbing. He just goes down pipes and murders poor innocent Koopa Troopas. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Team Rocket Elite 12/11/19 11:51:59 PM #5:	"Dr. Mario is in the house! His prescription? KOs." Barbie. --- Link isn't the only one who kicks ass. Congrats to Advokaiser for winning the CBX Guru Contest! <cite>Team Rocket Elite posted [p:931453481] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>"Dr. Mario is in the house! His prescription? KOs." Barbie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grimlyn 12/11/19 11:53:02 PM #6:	I think you mean clearing out the koopas clogging your sewer systems Mario's a great plumber because he actually gets right down into the plumbing to take care of your problem. --- https://gmun.moe/ffcc GuessMyUserName's account's very own account! <cite>Grimlyn posted [p:931453525] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>I think you mean clearing out the koopas clogging your sewer systems Mario's a great plumber because he actually gets right down into the plumbing to take care of your problem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ashethan 12/11/19 11:57:43 PM #7:	Grimlyn posted... Mario's a great plumber because he actually gets right down into the plumbing to take care of your problem. Speaking of 'getting right down to the problem' Literally takes a job to save the princess. Goes to the wrong castle SEVEN TIMES. --- Board 8 Mafia Archive: ashchive.altervista.org <cite>Ashethan posted [p:931453683] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Grimlyn posted... </cite> <quote>Mario's a great plumber because he actually gets right down into the plumbing to take care of your problem.</quote> Speaking of 'getting right down to the problem' Literally takes a job to save the princess. Goes to the wrong castle SEVEN TIMES. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grimlyn 12/11/19 11:59:45 PM #8:	a through investigation if I've ever heard, you gotta follow all the leads to make sure you get the proper result --- https://gmun.moe/ffcc GuessMyUserName's account's very own account! <cite>Grimlyn posted [p:931453748] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>a through investigation if I've ever heard, you gotta follow all the leads to make sure you get the proper result </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uglyface2 12/12/19 12:03:26 AM #9:	Barbie's missions go flawlessly. Stuff always goes wrong around Mario, and his games are about having to fix all of that up. Barbie by a mile. <cite>Uglyface2 posted [p:931453863] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Barbie's missions go flawlessly. Stuff always goes wrong around Mario, and his games are about having to fix all of that up. Barbie by a mile. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJSephirothGokuX123 12/12/19 12:07:38 AM #10:	Ashethan posted... When's the last time Mario even unclogged a pipe? And that's his main job! HIS MAIN JOB! Like when people refer to mario they call him the 'plumber', but I don't see him doing any plumbing. Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga? 3D World? --- https://imgur.com/6AevF0Y LOL!!!! I hope that's a joke....names don't get more n00bish than that <cite>SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted [p:931454016] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Ashethan posted... </cite> <quote>When's the last time Mario even unclogged a pipe? And that's his main job! HIS MAIN JOB! Like when people refer to mario they call him the 'plumber', but I don't see him doing any plumbing.</quote> Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga? 3D World? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
turbopuns3 12/12/19 12:20:42 AM #11:	Classic misdirection ITT. Nobody even praising Barbie. Just hating on Mario. <cite>turbopuns3 posted [p:931454504] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Classic misdirection ITT. Nobody even praising Barbie. Just hating on Mario. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MetalmindStats 12/12/19 12:26:11 AM #12:	turbopuns3 posted... Classic misdirection ITT. Nobody even praising Barbie. Just hating on Mario. Uglyface2 posted... Barbie's missions go flawlessly. Also, important question: what is your stance on this debate, Anagram? --- "I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people who do." You won the CBX Guru Contest, Advokaiser! Bully for you! <cite>MetalmindStats posted [p:931454696] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>turbopuns3 posted... </cite> <quote>Classic misdirection ITT. Nobody even praising Barbie. Just hating on Mario.</quote> Uglyface2 posted... </cite> <quote>Barbie's missions go flawlessly.</quote> Also, important question: what is your stance on this debate, Anagram? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
turbopuns3 12/12/19 12:39:17 AM #13:	I saw that statement that lacked any and all context, and I dismissed it as trivial nonsense. <cite>turbopuns3 posted [p:931455139] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>I saw that statement that lacked any and all context, and I dismissed it as trivial nonsense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
turbopuns3 12/12/19 12:40:34 AM #14:	(Regardless, doesn't reduce the number of mario haters! Count 'em! People just wanna hate the hard working blue collar man.) <cite>turbopuns3 posted [p:931455175] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>(Regardless, doesn't reduce the number of mario haters! Count 'em! People just wanna hate the hard working blue collar man.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ashethan 12/12/19 12:50:42 AM #15:	Hey, I like Mario! Barbies' just better at her jobs. Also, i don't know much about Doctor Barbie, but according to my youngest -- Doctor Barbie cured everyone of everything, and now nobody gets sick anymore. I'm going to take that as canon. --- Board 8 Mafia Archive: ashchive.altervista.org <cite>Ashethan posted [p:931455510] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Hey, I like Mario! Barbies' just better at her jobs. Also, i don't know much about Doctor Barbie, but according to my youngest -- Doctor Barbie cured everyone of everything, and now nobody gets sick anymore. I'm going to take that as canon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_SecretSquirrel 12/12/19 1:02:05 AM #16:	Ashethan posted... Barbie, obviously. When's the last time Mario even unclogged a pipe? And that's his main job! HIS MAIN JOB! Like when people refer to mario they call him the 'plumber', but I don't see him doing any plumbing. He just goes down pipes and murders poor innocent Koopa Troopas. How do you know he isn't cleaning those pipes when he goes down them? --- Agent Triple Zero at your service! This line reserved for the true greatone, Advokaiser, the 2018 Guru Contest winner. <cite>_SecretSquirrel posted [p:931455853] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Ashethan posted... </cite> <quote>Barbie, obviously. When's the last time Mario even unclogged a pipe? And that's his main job! HIS MAIN JOB! Like when people refer to mario they call him the 'plumber', but I don't see him doing any plumbing. He just goes down pipes and murders poor innocent Koopa Troopas.</quote>How do you know he isn't cleaning those pipes when he goes down them? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omniscientless 12/12/19 1:05:15 AM #17:	Barbie is also a gifted horseback rider who loves her horses and meanwhile Mario just drops Yoshi to the abyss for an extra jump. The answer is Barbie. --- Surskit Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear! <cite>Omniscientless posted [p:931455948] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Barbie is also a gifted horseback rider who loves her horses and meanwhile Mario just drops Yoshi to the abyss for an extra jump. The answer is Barbie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wanglicious 12/12/19 1:09:48 AM #18:	are we sure Barbie is competent at any of her jobs? she keeps getting hired then disappearing and reappearing in a new one, is she quitting or getting fired? --- "Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel. <cite>Wanglicious posted [p:931456101] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>are we sure Barbie is competent at any of her jobs? she keeps getting hired then disappearing and reappearing in a new one, is she quitting or getting fired? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shonen_Bat 12/12/19 1:21:10 AM #19:	Mario gets hate for being bad at saving the princess, but how many times has he not saved the princess in the end? He gets the job done. --- Hello again. <cite>Shonen_Bat posted [p:931456418] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Mario gets hate for being bad at saving the princess, but how many times has he not saved the princess in the end? He gets the job done. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grand Kirby 12/12/19 2:24:34 AM #20:	Punnyz posted... what did Barbie do in space? She saved the goddamn universe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie:_Star_Light_Adventure --- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan <cite>Grand Kirby posted [p:931457829] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Punnyz posted... </cite> <quote>what did Barbie do in space?</quote>She saved the goddamn universe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie:_Star_Light_Adventure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ashethan 12/12/19 9:06:15 AM #21:	Wanglicious posted... are we sure Barbie is competent at any of her jobs? she keeps getting hired then disappearing and reappearing in a new one, is she quitting or getting fired? Barbie's just so good at her job that she makes her own job obsolete. So she has to find a new one. How else is she going to afford those dream houses and convertibles? --- Board 8 Mafia Archive: ashchive.altervista.org <cite>Ashethan posted [p:931465501] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Wanglicious posted... </cite> <quote>are we sure Barbie is competent at any of her jobs? she keeps getting hired then disappearing and reappearing in a new one, is she quitting or getting fired?</quote> Barbie's just so good at her job that she makes her own job obsolete. So she has to find a new one. How else is she going to afford those dream houses and convertibles? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anagram 12/12/19 9:08:48 AM #22:	MetalmindStats posted... Also, important question: what is your stance on this debate, Anagram? I was pro-Mario on the grounds that he actively fights disease, whereas Barbie is a more general doctor. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:931465599] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>MetalmindStats posted... </cite> <quote>Also, important question: what is your stance on this debate, Anagram?</quote>I was pro-Mario on the grounds that he actively fights disease, whereas Barbie is a more general doctor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MariaTaylor 12/12/19 9:57:10 AM #23:	barbie for sure half of mario's "jobs" are just him playing sports or games with his friends. --- I saw the truth, I saw endless night skies; Understanding is pain. https://imgur.com/aYjdzpD <cite>MariaTaylor posted [p:931467075] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>barbie for sure half of mario's "jobs" are just him playing sports or games with his friends. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero11 12/12/19 9:59:48 AM #24:	turbopuns3 posted... Classic misdirection ITT. Nobody even praising Barbie. Just hating on Mario. Typical feminism My Barbie knowledge is very limited but I'd say she's a best tied with Mario. My vore goes to Mario because we see him in action in his careers more often whereas the majority of Barbie's careers are no more than dress up to my knowledge so we don't know if she actually did a good job or not --- MZero, to the extreme Listen to Advokaiser's bracket, this may be our last chance <cite>MZero11 posted [p:931467158] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>turbopuns3 posted... </cite> <quote>Classic misdirection ITT. Nobody even praising Barbie. Just hating on Mario.</quote> Typical feminism My Barbie knowledge is very limited but I'd say she's a best tied with Mario. My vore goes to Mario because we see him in action in his careers more often whereas the majority of Barbie's careers are no more than dress up to my knowledge so we don't know if she actually did a good job or not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Suprak the Stud 12/12/19 10:24:39 AM #25:	I've seen Mario, as a doctor, take a handful of pills and randomly toss them into a contaminated bottle. And, according to Miyamoto himself, Mario is a fraud. https://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2012/09/24/miyamoto-tezuka-interview.aspx Perhaps the Dr. Mario you're thinking of was maybe, in some way, not necessarily legitimate. Dr. Mario is a damn fraud and is probably on his way to jail. Meanwhile, Astronaut Barbie is officially endorsed by NASA and predates the first actual American female astronaut by eighteen years. https://www.nbcnews.com/sciencemain/pink-planet-meet-mattels-astronaut-barbie-mars-explorer-6C10851876 The answer should be obvious. --- Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion." <cite>Suprak the Stud posted [p:931468037] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>I've seen Mario, as a doctor, take a handful of pills and randomly toss them into a contaminated bottle. And, according to Miyamoto himself, Mario is a fraud. https://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2012/09/24/miyamoto-tezuka-interview.aspx <quote>Perhaps the Dr. Mario you're thinking of was maybe, in some way, not necessarily legitimate.</quote> Dr. Mario is a damn fraud and is probably on his way to jail. Meanwhile, Astronaut Barbie is officially endorsed by NASA and predates the first actual American female astronaut by eighteen years. https://www.nbcnews.com/sciencemain/pink-planet-meet-mattels-astronaut-barbie-mars-explorer-6C10851876 The answer should be obvious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HeroDelTiempo17 12/12/19 10:29:29 AM #26:	Barbie seems like she knows how to be a real doctor. Dr. Mario just seems to overmedicate his patients with super drugs until the viruses die. That's not even how viruses work! Dr. Mario is probably getting rich off of big pharma companies that have developed whatever miracle cure he's using. His other jobs are probably also scams. --- DPOblivion was far more determined than me. <cite>HeroDelTiempo17 posted [p:931468213] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Barbie seems like she knows how to be a real doctor. Dr. Mario just seems to overmedicate his patients with super drugs until the viruses die. That's not even how viruses work! Dr. Mario is probably getting rich off of big pharma companies that have developed whatever miracle cure he's using. His other jobs are probably also scams. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagSEP 12/12/19 10:43:51 AM #27:	Ashethan posted... Barbie's just so good at her job that she makes her own job obsolete. So she has to find a new one. How else is she going to afford those dream houses and convertibles? This can't be true because her friends then have to keep taking the jobs after her. Barbie works long enough to get one paycheck then runs to the next higher paying job, which I suspect she gets through nefarious means. Blackmailer Barbie coming this holiday. --- #SEP #Awesome #Excellent #Greatness #SteveNash #VitaminWater #SmellingLikeTheVault #Pigeon #Sexy #ActuallyAVeryIntelligentVelociraptor #Heel #CoolSpot #EndOfSig <cite>HashtagSEP posted [p:931468774] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Ashethan posted... </cite> <quote>Barbie's just so good at her job that she makes her own job obsolete. So she has to find a new one. How else is she going to afford those dream houses and convertibles?</quote> This can't be true because her friends then have to keep taking the jobs after her. Barbie works long enough to get one paycheck then runs to the next higher paying job, which I suspect she gets through nefarious means. Blackmailer Barbie coming this holiday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anagram 12/12/19 10:52:59 AM #28:	Im shocked its so close. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:931469106] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Im shocked its so close. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anagram 12/12/19 2:41:49 PM #29:	Bump --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:931479134] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Bump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Bombadil 12/12/19 4:21:10 PM #30:	She's a Barbie girl in her own whole Barbie world. Does MARIO have his own wo- wate --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Radiant wings as the skies rejoice, arise, and illuminate the morn. <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:931483425] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>She's a Barbie girl in her own whole Barbie world. Does MARIO have his own wo- wate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 12/12/19 4:23:10 PM #31:	yeah but can you brush his hair and undress him everywhere --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:931483522] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>yeah but can you brush his hair and undress him everywhere </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagSEP 12/12/19 4:36:12 PM #32:	LeonhartFour posted... yeah but can you brush his hair and undress him everywhere Well now we know how Barbie gets all of those jobs --- #SEP #Awesome #Excellent #Greatness #SteveNash #VitaminWater #SmellingLikeTheVault #Pigeon #Sexy #ActuallyAVeryIntelligentVelociraptor #Heel #CoolSpot #EndOfSig <cite>HashtagSEP posted [p:931484112] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>LeonhartFour posted... </cite> <quote>yeah but can you brush his hair and undress him everywhere</quote> Well now we know how Barbie gets all of those jobs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 12/12/19 4:49:19 PM #33:	imagination life is your creation --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:931484737] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>imagination life is your creation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HeroDelTiempo17 12/12/19 4:55:53 PM #34:	Tom Bombadil posted... She's a Barbie girl in her own whole Barbie world. Does MARIO have his own wo- wate It isn't even his world! He's from Brooklyn! Furthermore, "Super Mario" World is actually Yoshi's Island! WHERE IS MARIO'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE? --- DPOblivion was far more determined than me. <cite>HeroDelTiempo17 posted [p:931485059] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Tom Bombadil posted... </cite> <quote>She's a Barbie girl in her own whole Barbie world. Does MARIO have his own wo- wate</quote> It isn't even his world! He's from Brooklyn! Furthermore, "Super Mario" World is actually Yoshi's Island! WHERE IS MARIO'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greengravy294 12/12/19 6:30:53 PM #35:	Dante solos --- https://imgur.com/a/LEqiW https://imgur.com/iXHxhET <cite>greengravy294 posted [p:931489417] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Dante solos </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamekguy 12/12/19 7:15:57 PM #36:	Mario is so good at his job he can build tiny toy versions of himself that perform those jobs effectively. Mario can build Barbie. --- Doin' Game Design Vids: https://www.youtube.com/c/DesigningFor <cite>Kamekguy posted [p:931491503] in Who do you... [t:78247461]...</cite> <quote>Mario is so good at his job he can build tiny toy versions of himself that perform those jobs effectively. Mario can build Barbie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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