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YoshitoKikuchi
12/10/19 7:19:28 PM
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How do you react?

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linid0t
12/10/19 7:20:30 PM
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Unfortunately
And youd think since we eat almost all the same stuff my brand being maybe 5/10 her would be the same
Yet hers could peel the paint off an barn door
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AirFresh
12/10/19 7:20:33 PM
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Sniff and get off

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StealthRock
12/10/19 7:22:12 PM
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Hell no thank god

Thats a turnoff for me

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LostForest
12/10/19 7:23:20 PM
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StealthRock posted...
Hell no thank god

Thats a turnoff for me

This. We both think farting is gross, so we don't do it around each other.


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Luigi and Tails
12/10/19 7:23:29 PM
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She gives as good as she gets.

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gatorsPENSbucs
12/10/19 7:24:36 PM
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Absolutely not and I dont think I would have dated her if she was one of those.

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/10/19 7:41:26 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Absolutely not and I dont think I would have dated her if she was one of those.



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TeaMilk
12/10/19 7:43:23 PM
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LostForest posted...
This. We both think farting is gross, so we don't do it around each other.
even if they're smelly?

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SSJGrimReaper
12/10/19 7:52:11 PM
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it's not true love unless you've been dutch ovened by your significant other at least once

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LostForest
12/10/19 7:56:34 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
even if they're smelly?

Nahhh I'm not some sorta deviant who likes all things that smell bad. I'm only into armpits

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/10/19 8:07:30 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
it's not true love unless you've been dutch ovened by your significant other at least once



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YoshitoKikuchi
12/10/19 8:31:21 PM
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LostForest posted...
Nahhh I'm not some sorta deviant who likes all things that smell bad. I'm only into armpits

Armpit smells aren't too bad

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action52
12/10/19 8:37:12 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
it's not true love unless you've been dutch ovened by your significant other at least once
If it's REAL love, you should feel sad at the thought of her farting anywhere besides your face, because she's wasting it.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/10/19 8:48:26 PM
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imagine not muting the tv just to hear you or your s/o crack one off

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LostForest
12/10/19 9:11:04 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Armpit smells aren't too bad

See, this guy gets it.

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/10/19 10:26:10 PM
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LostForest posted...
See, this guy gets it.



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XxKrazyChaosxX
12/10/19 10:28:32 PM
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My wife ripped one, I went out for a pack of smokes, and haven't been home since.

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/10/19 10:32:57 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
My wife ripped one, I went out for a pack of smokes, and haven't been home since.

lol

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/11/19 12:17:25 PM
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bump

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/11/19 8:08:34 PM
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bump

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FF_Redux
12/11/19 8:10:29 PM
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I think I farted in front of my bf on our second date/hookup. He did it a bit later.

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gloBal enemy
12/11/19 8:12:18 PM
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Yes, but I acknowledge I definitely contribute more to the relationship than she does in this respect.

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EndOfDiscOne
12/13/19 10:05:23 AM
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LostForest posted...
This. We both think farting is gross, so we don't do it around each other.
Same. I thought my wife and I were the only ones. People act like farting around your SO is an inevitable thing that happens once you get comfortable around each other.

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WashYourHands
12/13/19 10:06:34 AM
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In her sleep she does

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l0gic
12/13/19 10:39:01 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
Same. I thought my wife and I were the only ones. People act like farting around your SO is an inevitable thing that happens once you get comfortable around each other.

I mean...it usually is...but generally speaking, I guess most folks try not to pass gas around anyone.
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EvalAngell
12/13/19 10:43:34 AM
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we both fart around each other we find it funny when we do. imagine holding in your farts and giving yourself abdominal pain cuz it's "so embarrassing." lol pathetic


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John_Galt
12/13/19 10:47:11 AM
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Luigi and Tails posted...
She gives as good as she gets.


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LostForest
12/13/19 10:48:51 AM
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EvalAngell posted...
we both fart around each other we find it funny when we do. imagine holding in your farts and giving yourself abdominal pain cuz it's "so embarrassing." lol pathetic

If not farting gives you abdominal pain, you should see a doctor.

That, or stop eating Taco Bell four times a day.

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l0gic
12/13/19 11:32:23 AM
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LostForest posted...
If not farting gives you abdominal pain, you should see a doctor.

That, or stop eating Taco Bell four times a day.

Holding in a big one for too long is all it takes.
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StealthRock
12/14/19 2:47:39 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
Same. I thought my wife and I were the only ones. People act like farting around your SO is an inevitable thing that happens once you get comfortable around each other.
I hope to never be that comfortable.

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StealthRock
12/14/19 2:48:42 AM
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EvalAngell posted...
we both fart around each other we find it funny when we do. imagine holding in your farts and giving yourself abdominal pain cuz it's "so embarrassing." lol pathetic
I guess excusing yourself to a different location is too much work?

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DocDelicious
12/14/19 3:01:08 AM
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I fucking wish. Nothing sexier than a cute girl that's willing to rip one.

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Guide
12/14/19 3:04:50 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
Same. I thought my wife and I were the only ones. People act like farting around your SO is an inevitable thing that happens once you get comfortable around each other.

It... It is tho. Well, it was.

Christ, now I'm sad cause of farts.

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