Current Events > Being the mature adult I am, I'm currently tucked away in a hidey-hole I made.

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Kitt
12/10/19 4:37:38 PM
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Ask me anything.
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nevershine
12/10/19 4:38:02 PM
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Whats it made out of?

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Kitt
12/10/19 4:40:43 PM
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nevershine posted...
Whats it made out of?

The back wall of my closet, under my jacket/winter shirts, with big bags of clothes in front of me. Plus a bunch of junk in-between keeping that me conceled and shoes I don't wear for me to lay on.
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J03can
12/10/19 4:42:45 PM
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Are you there due to depression?

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Kitt
12/10/19 4:45:26 PM
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J03can posted...
Are you there due to depression?

No. Roommate is bringing over some old friends from high school that I really don't want to be around right now. I would have gone out, but it's thunderstorming outside.

I told you. "Mature." Throw in "Rational" while we're at it.
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krazychao5
12/10/19 4:46:08 PM
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Kitt posted...
No. Roommate is bringing over some old friends from high school that I really don't want to be around right now. I would have gone out, but it's thunderstorming outside.

I told you. "Mature." Throw in "Rational" while we're at it.
Just roll a blunt and go with it

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malenz
12/10/19 4:47:09 PM
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genius
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Kitt
12/10/19 4:47:54 PM
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Oh shit. They're here. I hear them calling for me.
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J03can
12/10/19 4:49:59 PM
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That sounds like a nice time then

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Kitt
12/10/19 4:52:04 PM
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My roommate called me 3 times now. Luckily, I've set my phone to silent.
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Parappa09
12/10/19 4:52:55 PM
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pics of hideout

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Pogo_Marimo
12/10/19 4:54:18 PM
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You should prepare a poop pile in case you need to throw some to protect yourself and scare away predators.

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Kitt
12/10/19 4:54:29 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
pics of hideout

It's too compacted for me to do in the inside. Maybe when I get out after they eventually leave.
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southcoast09
12/10/19 4:55:10 PM
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just go say hello and hang out for ten minutes. Then make up an excuse and go back to your room.

your roommate is probably telling them youre home so you might as well walk out for a few minutes

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Kitt
12/10/19 4:57:20 PM
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southcoast09 posted...
just go say hello and hang out for ten minutes. Then make up an excuse and go back to your room.

your roommate is probably telling them youre home so you might as well walk out for a few minutes

He doesn't know I'm home. From what I can hear, everyone thinks I've gone out.
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DocDelicious
12/10/19 5:03:12 PM
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Kitt posted...
He doesn't know I'm home. From what I can hear, everyone thinks I've gone out.
Imagine their surprise when you go out to take a piss.

I know playing hide-and-seek always made me have to pee.

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Kitt
12/10/19 5:05:11 PM
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DocDelicious posted...

Imagine their surprise when you go out to take a piss.

I know playing hide-and-seek always made me have to pee.

I made sure to piss beforehand.
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nevershine
12/10/19 5:06:31 PM
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Did you bring any snacks and/or drinks to keep you alive while youre in hiding?

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Kitt
12/10/19 5:12:14 PM
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nevershine posted...
Did you bring any snacks and/or drinks to keep you alive while youre in hiding?

I did not. Just my phone. Which I'm using.
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Kitt
12/10/19 6:46:31 PM
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They're still here and I'm starting to get uncomfortable jfc
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Keith_Valentine
12/10/19 6:49:33 PM
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Just pop out and tell them sorry but you were busy masturbating. Then start shaking hands
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Kitt
12/10/19 6:59:52 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Just pop out and tell them sorry but you were busy masturbating. Then start shaking hands

That's funny, but they've already came into my room looking for me.
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Kitt
12/10/19 7:03:39 PM
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metallica846 posted...


Yeah there is a time limit goes how much he hiding you can do. Now if you go out you need a really good excuse or you will look like a dick.

Id go with the really good jerk sesh that couldnt be stopped excuse. Start doing push-ups to get sweaty.

I'm not going out there at all. I'm just going to have to live with all these shoes digging deeper into my back/ass cheeks (for the next couple of hours anyway).
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King Rial
12/10/19 7:04:30 PM
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If you come out now your response to "Where were you?" has to be Genesis 3:10.
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malenz
12/10/19 7:05:27 PM
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kitt's caboose is cabootled
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Reis
12/10/19 7:06:46 PM
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just go out and meet them you fucking coward
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Kitt
12/10/19 7:07:40 PM
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Reis posted...
just go out and meet them you fucking coward

No. Shut the fuck up.
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lww99
12/10/19 7:12:53 PM
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Kitt
12/10/19 7:20:31 PM
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lww99 posted...
Still there? Props lol

Yeah. Unfortunately, my phone is currently at 32% and it's the only thing keeping me sane.
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Alteres
12/10/19 7:34:28 PM
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This is normal.

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Pancake
12/10/19 7:35:33 PM
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it's been three hours.
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Kitt
12/10/19 7:35:47 PM
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Alteres posted...
This is normal.

And rational.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/10/19 7:47:53 PM
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How big is your hole

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Kitt
12/10/19 7:49:23 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
How big is your hole

Hardly any leg room.
I've been distracting the irritation by reading TVTropes all this time.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/10/19 7:50:40 PM
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damn i wish was invited to the Kitt Klubhouse

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Ivynn
12/10/19 7:57:26 PM
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What will you do if your phone hits 0% and they still haven't left

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Kitt
12/10/19 8:06:07 PM
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Ivynn posted...
What will you do if your phone hits 0% and they still haven't left

That look like it may end up being the case. I'm at 23% and they're still here.
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kingdrake2
12/10/19 8:15:04 PM
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he's doomed they're never going to leave.
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Pancake
12/10/19 8:18:22 PM
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order a distraction pizza and find a way to charge your phone.
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Kitt
12/10/19 8:18:47 PM
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Sounds like they're all downstairs being really excited about something. Probably playing board games.
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Kitt
12/10/19 8:26:10 PM
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19%

Fuck. I might have to put the phone down and sit in the dark for a minute.
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lww99
12/10/19 8:31:45 PM
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Sounds like youre in for a long night... cant sneak to the bathroom? Or is the floor too creaky

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Alteres
12/10/19 8:40:11 PM
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There is no electrical plug in the closet or you don't have an extension cord?

Anyway, low points for planning for not moving the shoes, packing the area with blankets and pillows, plus not bring gameboy, book light and reading material

You new at this or something?

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SSJGrimReaper
12/10/19 8:41:43 PM
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They're gonna have sex on kitt's bed

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PatrickMahomes
12/10/19 8:42:48 PM
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tag

take a nap or something

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iron jojo
12/10/19 8:44:24 PM
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TC you're a peach.

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Kitt
12/10/19 8:44:43 PM
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lww99 posted...
Sounds like youre in for a long night... cant sneak to the bathroom? Or is the floor too creaky

Them be gone by about 9 or 10 something. My roommate's got work tomorrow.

Alteres posted...
There is no electrical plug in the closet or you don't have an extension cord?

Anyway, low points for planning for not moving the shoes, packing the area with blankets and pillows, plus not bring gameboy, book light and reading material

You new at this or something?

My charger is all the way across the room :(
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BLAKUboy
12/10/19 8:48:27 PM
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I don't know why people are giving TC shit. Avoiding unwanted interactions is about as adult as you can get, he's just found a more creative option.
And why don't you just read a book or two (or three)? They even come digitally now, so you can read them on your phone.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/10/19 8:50:39 PM
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Kitt posted...
My charger is all the way across the room :(
do some metal gear shit and crawl to it and contact us via the codec when you've completed this task, the CE frequency is 619.69

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