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ZannoL
12/10/19 3:30:19 PM
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Say you really like this woman. She has a killer personality, has a job, and has a pretty face. Only one problem. Her ass is like a pancake.

What do you do? :O
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NeonOctopus
12/10/19 3:30:43 PM
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Silver Bearings
12/10/19 3:31:24 PM
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Yes all women.

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ZannoL
12/10/19 3:31:41 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Are her boobs nice tho
B cup breasts.
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Shablagoo
12/10/19 3:31:46 PM
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Yep. Looks have never been important to me. Though I admit initial superficial attraction is quicker to start a relationship, generally.

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ZannoL
12/10/19 3:34:05 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Yep. Looks have never been important to me.
You're a better man than most.
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krazychao5
12/10/19 3:34:58 PM
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If she got a nice face, I can deal with it.

But that pic look like two dudes

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linid0t
12/10/19 3:35:28 PM
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As an ass man it would be a struggle
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eggcorn
12/10/19 3:37:22 PM
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That's nothing a few squats won't fix.
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deupd_u
12/10/19 3:40:57 PM
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Not even joking: a flat ass doesn't even look flat when it's bouncing on you.

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Solar_Crimson
12/10/19 3:42:17 PM
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It's more important for me if she has nice feet, so yes.

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linid0t
12/10/19 3:43:13 PM
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deupd_u posted...
Not even joking: a flat ass doesn't even look flat when it's bouncing on you.

Paper mario is paper mario no matter how you look at him
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ZannoL
12/10/19 3:44:46 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
It's more important for me if she has nice feet, so yes.
Foot fetish? :O
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brestugo
12/10/19 3:49:54 PM
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ZannoL posted...


Jesus.

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Southernfatman
12/10/19 3:52:47 PM
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At this point I'd date a chick that's just a picture on a literal board.

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SSJGrimReaper
12/10/19 3:54:25 PM
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garan
12/10/19 3:56:59 PM
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deupd_u posted...
Not even joking: a flat ass doesn't even look flat when it's bouncing on you.


Agreed.

Everything else about this theoretical girl sounds great, so I'm definitely in. I don't like most of the big asses that are popular with some people anyway.
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Flockaveli
12/10/19 5:02:28 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
@Flockaveli
@SSJ2GrimReaper No. Not yet.

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Solar_Crimson
12/10/19 6:11:44 PM
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ZannoL posted...
Foot fetish? :O
Yes.

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evil_zombie11
12/10/19 6:12:08 PM
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Ew pass

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Shablagoo
12/11/19 7:23:42 AM
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ZannoL posted...
You're a better man than most.

ty:)

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KillerSlaw
12/11/19 7:26:21 AM
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Not only would i... I have

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/11/19 7:57:08 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/11/19 7:58:56 AM
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Nope. Never have and thank the fuck I never will.

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gunplagirl
12/11/19 8:05:18 AM
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If she's got a nice rack and big dick, I don't really care about ass

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Grindcorp9000
12/11/19 8:09:33 AM
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It doesnt gave to be huge but that's a freefall. Hank Hill ass.

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coh
12/11/19 8:10:48 AM
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Face and hair matter the most to me. Phat ass doesn't mean shit if she ugly or has a butch haircut
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au_gold
12/11/19 8:44:16 AM
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I would date Brie Larson, but shes a rare exception.

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Wii_Shaker
12/11/19 8:47:22 AM
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If there was a genuine connection, I suppose I would look past her pancake ass.

She would get teased about it.

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gguirao
12/11/19 12:08:32 PM
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Yes, as long as we got along. I'm not concerned about looks.

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EvalAngell
12/11/19 12:12:55 PM
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small boobs, flat ass. who cares as long as she's pretty

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coolboy11
12/11/19 12:15:26 PM
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small booties are fine, flat is not.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/11/19 12:20:15 PM
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I use to chat up this girl online in my late teen years. She would always talk about how she didn't have an ass, sent me a pic a couple years in. It didn't really effect how I felt about her, cause she was an all around good person. She made me feel comfortable about discussing my problems before I was more secure with myself. We were never a thing but we'd tell each other we loved each other and shit. She'd date dudes and Id party hop and mess with girls during all this. We both talked to each other about it too, with no jealousy cause we both wanted each other to keep experiencing a full life. Shit was so mutual and I've yet to meet anyone like her again. She could of had Hank Hill ass for all I care, that bond was powerful.

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TerrifyingRei
12/11/19 12:21:11 PM
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i don't have a lot of options, so sure? depends on what she's like

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/11/19 5:35:56 PM
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bump

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The Eko
12/11/19 5:55:32 PM
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As Big Sean would say "Shake that booty, I know it's little but unique"

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