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joe40001 12/10/19 5:03:59 AM #1: |
I think right now I nominate:
"I'll have what I'm having" from Continental Breakfast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeeak4444 12/10/19 5:07:06 AM #2: |
Ill have what Im having has always been my favorite too.
pussy on the chain wax is another great one. front hand/back hand is up there. I said bitch too. and then of course A-A-Ron and the rest are obvious ones. Honestly theres so many great quotes its hard to say. I feel like its gonna be one of those but I bet Im missing some other really big ones too. --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 12/10/19 5:10:10 AM #3: |
If we are going with the names I think "Cartoons Plural" was my favorite.
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Funkydog 12/10/19 5:11:03 AM #4: |
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Zeeak4444 12/10/19 5:17:11 AM #5: |
joe40001 posted...
If we are going with the names I think "Cartoons Plural" was my favorite. No I mean just those phrases. They almost all happened to be the titles too by coincidence lol. Pussy on the chain wax gets dropped in like 3 different skips or so though. --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 12/10/19 5:19:27 AM #6: |
Zeeak4444 posted...
No I mean just those phrases. They almost all happened to be the titles too by coincidence lol. Pussy on the chain wax gets dropped in like 3 different skips or so though. Right but the a-a-ron made me think of east/west bowl and my favorite from that is Cartoons Plural --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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blablablax17 12/10/19 5:31:02 AM #7: |
A-A-Ron
My name is Aaron. And I actually did have a substitute teacher call me that for an entire simester. This was a few years before the sketch came out. --- Derp ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 12/10/19 5:34:37 AM #8: |
If you cool like a pimp, put yo hands!
If you cool like a pimp, put yo hands! If you own a bunch of women put yo hands up... If you hit it all night, put yo hands up! If you hit it all night, put yo hands up! If you maintain an erection for more than 12 hours, put yo hands up... If you a real life playa, put yo hands up! If you abuse women's trust, put yo hands up! If you treat them like objects, put yo hands up... If you a real life gangsta, put yo hands up! If you a real life gangsta, put yo hands up! If you kill other people, put yo hands up... If you the biggest boss here, put yo hands up! If you run an actual drug ring, put yo hands up... If you just realized you're full of shit, put yo hands up! *Everybody cheers* --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultimate reaver 12/10/19 1:55:47 PM #10: |
I got an alibi, birthday, Red Lobster
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Questionmarktarius 12/10/19 1:59:38 PM #11: |
Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith
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darkphoenix181 12/10/19 2:00:20 PM #12: |
Go into the light.
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ffmasterjose 12/10/19 2:05:06 PM #13: |
Neesons ain't got no statue?!
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Southernfatman 12/10/19 2:05:37 PM #14: |
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MC_BatCommander 12/10/19 2:06:04 PM #15: |
Literally the entire Continental Breakfast sketch, or Prepared for Terries
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AsucaHayashi 12/10/19 2:07:33 PM #16: |
tbh i never got the continental breakfast sketch(maybe too american for me?) and since it was also my first sketch with k&p which had millions of views then i thought it must be good but it almost turned me off from watching their other sketches altogether.
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pauIie 12/10/19 2:07:49 PM #17: |
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MC_BatCommander 12/10/19 2:09:40 PM #19: |
AsucaHayashi posted...
tbh i never got the continental breakfast sketch(maybe too american for me?) and since it was also my first sketch with k&p which had millions of views then i thought it must be good but it almost turned me off from watching their other sketches altogether. It's just a guy getting super stoked on cheap food, it's funny --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MelzezDoor 12/10/19 2:11:32 PM #20: |
AsucaHayashi posted...
tbh i never got the continental breakfast sketch(maybe too american for me?) and since it was also my first sketch with k&p which had millions of views then i thought it must be good but it almost turned me off from watching their other sketches altogether.it's a hit-or-miss sketch show. Personally half of what I've seen I haven't found funny but the other half is so good lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 12/10/19 2:12:52 PM #21: |
draxx
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Southernfatman 12/10/19 2:13:11 PM #22: |
MelzezDoor posted...
it's a hit-or-miss sketch show. Personally half of what I've seen I haven't found funny but the other half is so good lol I feel that's just how most if not all sketch shows in general are. Even the greats have duds. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stewman_Magoo 12/10/19 2:25:11 PM #24: |
Draxx them sklounst!
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MelzezDoor 12/10/19 2:26:42 PM #25: |
Southernfatman posted...
I feel that's just how most if not all sketch shows in general are. Even the greats have duds.Not that I watch many, but Chappelle show sketches made me laugh most of the time ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yunalenne10 12/10/19 2:29:38 PM #26: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M&t=36s
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United_World 12/10/19 2:40:04 PM #27: |
pauIie posted...
i put the pussy on the chainwaxThe only correct answer. --- "She Wriggles and She Wraggles, She Jiggles and She Jaggles." https://imgur.com/mwMPvDI https://imgur.com/XdPFPMC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 12/10/19 3:06:16 PM #28: |
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? I gonna have to get out of this car and choke a...I'm not violent...I try not to be
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Machete 12/10/19 4:30:00 PM #29: |
I like their college football rivalry sketches. Those names are hilarious.
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joe40001 12/10/19 8:59:39 PM #30: |
ultimate reaver posted...
I got an alibi, birthday, Red Lobsterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14WE3A0PwVs darkphoenix181 posted... Go into the light. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbPeFs7uDLM The videos for reference for those who are curious --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 12/10/19 9:14:28 PM #31: |
@AsucaHayashi posted...
tbh i never got the continental breakfast sketch(maybe too american for me?) and since it was also my first sketch with k&p which had millions of views then i thought it must be good but it almost turned me off from watching their other sketches altogether. If you aren't american, I don't know if it's as common elsewhere: But most moderate to low end hotels here have a free breakfast which they call a "free continental breakfast". Continental implying "mainland European". Hotels use it to imply it's somewhat classy and european exotic breakfast despite them being clearly cheap and lazy. The joke of this sketch is that what appears to be classy gentleman is fully convinced by this marketing strategy and enjoys the joys of the european countries as he moves through his "luxurious" continental breakfast. You can tell he believes this to be a luxurious european contintental breakfast by him constantly referencing various countries and opening with the phrase "All the europine countries lay before me, where should I fly to first?" As the skit progresses we see not only that his enamored nature of the "exotic european foods" is totally unwarranted, but also that this man is somewhat of a dullard as eats a banana with the skin on, and says things like "ah the Danish... Clearly from Brussels" When clearly Danishes originated in Denmark. It's a simple premise, but the sincerity of enthusiastic stupidity over something so unremarkable as a continental breakfast is what makes it hilarious. That plus Jordan Peele is an amazing actor and sells the hell out of it. My favorite line "I'll have what I'm having" is of course a reference to the movie "When Harry Met Sally" where a man and a woman are friends and when the man effectively says "no woman has ever faked an orgasm with me, I would have been able to tell the difference" the woman proceeds to in an restaurant fake an orgasm in front of him. A nearby woman tells her waitress "I'll have what she's having" implying that any food so good to bring a woman to climax must be pretty damn good. Here Peele repurposes the line to communicate he is absolutely in love if not extasy enjoying these pedestrian foods, it is made more hilarious because by altering the line he has now said something absurd, because he is of course by definition "having what he's having". It's such a great sketch. Simple premise, explored to perfection. The button on the end of the skit is fine too, I could take it or leave it, but you gotta end the sketch somehow, and this is as decent as a way as any. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 12/10/19 9:18:19 PM #32: |
DirkDiggles posted...
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? I gonna have to get out of this car and choke a...I'm not violent...I try not to beThat's from Chappelle's Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-zSJljpKNc --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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konokonohamaru 12/10/19 9:23:22 PM #33: |
joe40001 posted...
@ lol yeah it makes sense only if you grew up going to cheap hotels in America as a kid I also thought "Continental Breakfast" was fancy --- A very happy young man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 12/10/19 9:24:53 PM #34: |
I've only seen a few, but my favorite is the Family Matters one and the best line is, "I am an actor, Gene! I've done more cocaine than you weight, motherfucker!"
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DrizztLink 12/11/19 5:30:54 AM #36: |
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Frolex 12/11/19 6:07:36 AM #37: |
Continental Breakfast has a lot of good ones, but I'm also partial to "A piano fell on my head- gave me 88 concussions, one for each key" from the Consequences skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dWjKkF0Zi4 Oh also forgot about the "Half the team is back here riding mops, we got two little ****** on Swiffers" line from this sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkittyOnWailord 12/11/19 6:17:52 AM #38: |
Slap-ass.
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DrizztLink 12/11/19 6:20:08 AM #39: |
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/53b5q9/key-and-peele-white-guy-talking-to-black-people
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treewojima 12/11/19 6:23:28 AM #40: |
pegusus123456 posted...
I've only seen a few, but my favorite is the Family Matters one and the best line is, "I am an actor, Gene! I've done more cocaine than you weight, motherfucker!" that was an amazing skit. Peele sells the hell out of the Carl character https://youtube.com/watch?v=A5Zdp1RfoyI ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 12/11/19 7:27:33 AM #41: |
That whole skit is quotable.
"I'm an actor! I'm a fuckin actor! I am a real actor! I did Richard the third! I was in True West with Sherman Hemsley! I was in Die Hard damn it! Fuck Steve Urkel! --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spellz2113 12/11/19 7:34:47 AM #42: |
Frolex posted...
Oh also forgot about the "Half the team is back here riding mops, we got two little ****** on Swiffers" line from this sketchIts a wand with a silencer! Why? I ask again, why? --- I'm only echoes of the man that I'm supposed to be ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/11/19 7:36:24 AM #43: |
darkphoenix181 posted...
Go into the light. best sketch --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 12/11/19 2:06:29 PM #44: |
joe40001 posted...
I think right now I nominate: lmao that was a great skit --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Akagami_Shanks 12/12/19 6:20:53 AM #46: |
the entirety of the skit where Key is a stand up comedian and Peele is a burn victim who insists on getting roasted but then starts crying
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InfinityMonster 12/12/19 6:22:05 AM #47: |
There's too many, but the entire Liam Neesons skit always kills me.
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Dingydang166 12/12/19 6:24:13 AM #48: |
I am glad I am not the only one who was never that into their continental breakfast sketch even though most people seem to love it.
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AlisLandale 12/12/19 6:41:13 AM #49: |
THANK YOU...BROTHER DARRIN
...and I could never get into Continental Breakfast either. It was cute, but never made me laugh. >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 12/12/19 1:14:00 PM #50: |
Dingydang166 posted...
I am glad I am not the only one who was never that into their continental breakfast sketch even though most people seem to love it.You get the joke though, right? --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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