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joe40001
12/10/19 5:03:59 AM
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I think right now I nominate:
"I'll have what I'm having" from Continental Breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs

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Zeeak4444
12/10/19 5:07:06 AM
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Ill have what Im having has always been my favorite too.

pussy on the chain wax is another great one.

front hand/back hand is up there.

I said bitch too.

and then of course A-A-Ron and the rest are obvious ones.

Honestly theres so many great quotes its hard to say. I feel like its gonna be one of those but I bet Im missing some other really big ones too.


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joe40001
12/10/19 5:10:10 AM
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If we are going with the names I think "Cartoons Plural" was my favorite.

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Funkydog
12/10/19 5:11:03 AM
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"I said.... biiiiiitch"

"But you said it, right?"

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Zeeak4444
12/10/19 5:17:11 AM
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joe40001 posted...
If we are going with the names I think "Cartoons Plural" was my favorite.

No I mean just those phrases. They almost all happened to be the titles too by coincidence lol. Pussy on the chain wax gets dropped in like 3 different skips or so though.

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joe40001
12/10/19 5:19:27 AM
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Zeeak4444 posted...
No I mean just those phrases. They almost all happened to be the titles too by coincidence lol. Pussy on the chain wax gets dropped in like 3 different skips or so though.

Right but the a-a-ron made me think of east/west bowl and my favorite from that is Cartoons Plural

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blablablax17
12/10/19 5:31:02 AM
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A-A-Ron

My name is Aaron.
And I actually did have a substitute teacher call me that for an entire simester.
This was a few years before the sketch came out.
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Kitt
12/10/19 5:34:37 AM
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If you cool like a pimp, put yo hands!
If you cool like a pimp, put yo hands!
If you own a bunch of women put yo hands up...

If you hit it all night, put yo hands up!
If you hit it all night, put yo hands up!
If you maintain an erection for more than 12 hours, put yo hands up...

If you a real life playa, put yo hands up!
If you abuse women's trust, put yo hands up!
If you treat them like objects, put yo hands up...

If you a real life gangsta, put yo hands up!
If you a real life gangsta, put yo hands up!
If you kill other people, put yo hands up...

If you the biggest boss here, put yo hands up!
If you run an actual drug ring, put yo hands up...

If you just realized you're full of shit, put yo hands up!

*Everybody cheers*

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ultimate reaver
12/10/19 1:55:47 PM
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I got an alibi, birthday, Red Lobster
When in reality I shot Darnelle like a mobster!

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Questionmarktarius
12/10/19 1:59:38 PM
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Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith

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darkphoenix181
12/10/19 2:00:20 PM
#12:


Go into the light.
Nah.
But heaven?

"Heaven is for pussies"

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ffmasterjose
12/10/19 2:05:06 PM
#13:


Neesons ain't got no statue?!
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Southernfatman
12/10/19 2:05:37 PM
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Donkey teeth
DONKEY TEETH!?

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MC_BatCommander
12/10/19 2:06:04 PM
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Literally the entire Continental Breakfast sketch, or Prepared for Terries

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AsucaHayashi
12/10/19 2:07:33 PM
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tbh i never got the continental breakfast sketch(maybe too american for me?) and since it was also my first sketch with k&p which had millions of views then i thought it must be good but it almost turned me off from watching their other sketches altogether.


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pauIie
12/10/19 2:07:49 PM
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DrizztLink
12/10/19 2:09:34 PM
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MC_BatCommander
12/10/19 2:09:40 PM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
tbh i never got the continental breakfast sketch(maybe too american for me?) and since it was also my first sketch with k&p which had millions of views then i thought it must be good but it almost turned me off from watching their other sketches altogether.

It's just a guy getting super stoked on cheap food, it's funny

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MelzezDoor
12/10/19 2:11:32 PM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
tbh i never got the continental breakfast sketch(maybe too american for me?) and since it was also my first sketch with k&p which had millions of views then i thought it must be good but it almost turned me off from watching their other sketches altogether.
it's a hit-or-miss sketch show. Personally half of what I've seen I haven't found funny but the other half is so good lol
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TheGoldenEel
12/10/19 2:12:52 PM
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draxx

them

sklounst

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Southernfatman
12/10/19 2:13:11 PM
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MelzezDoor posted...
it's a hit-or-miss sketch show. Personally half of what I've seen I haven't found funny but the other half is so good lol

I feel that's just how most if not all sketch shows in general are. Even the greats have duds.

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Stewman_Magoo
12/10/19 2:25:11 PM
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Draxx them sklounst!

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MelzezDoor
12/10/19 2:26:42 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
I feel that's just how most if not all sketch shows in general are. Even the greats have duds.
Not that I watch many, but Chappelle show sketches made me laugh most of the time
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yunalenne10
12/10/19 2:29:38 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M&t=36s

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United_World
12/10/19 2:40:04 PM
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pauIie posted...
i put the pussy on the chainwax
The only correct answer.

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DirkDiggles
12/10/19 3:06:16 PM
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? I gonna have to get out of this car and choke a...I'm not violent...I try not to be

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Machete
12/10/19 4:30:00 PM
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I like their college football rivalry sketches. Those names are hilarious.
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joe40001
12/10/19 8:59:39 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
I got an alibi, birthday, Red Lobster
When in reality I shot Darnelle like a mobster!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14WE3A0PwVs

darkphoenix181 posted...
Go into the light.
Nah.
But heaven?

"Heaven is for pussies"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbPeFs7uDLM

The videos for reference for those who are curious

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joe40001
12/10/19 9:14:28 PM
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@AsucaHayashi posted...
tbh i never got the continental breakfast sketch(maybe too american for me?) and since it was also my first sketch with k&p which had millions of views then i thought it must be good but it almost turned me off from watching their other sketches altogether.

If you aren't american, I don't know if it's as common elsewhere: But most moderate to low end hotels here have a free breakfast which they call a "free continental breakfast". Continental implying "mainland European". Hotels use it to imply it's somewhat classy and european exotic breakfast despite them being clearly cheap and lazy.

The joke of this sketch is that what appears to be classy gentleman is fully convinced by this marketing strategy and enjoys the joys of the european countries as he moves through his "luxurious" continental breakfast. You can tell he believes this to be a luxurious european contintental breakfast by him constantly referencing various countries and opening with the phrase "All the europine countries lay before me, where should I fly to first?"

As the skit progresses we see not only that his enamored nature of the "exotic european foods" is totally unwarranted, but also that this man is somewhat of a dullard as eats a banana with the skin on, and says things like "ah the Danish... Clearly from Brussels" When clearly Danishes originated in Denmark.

It's a simple premise, but the sincerity of enthusiastic stupidity over something so unremarkable as a continental breakfast is what makes it hilarious. That plus Jordan Peele is an amazing actor and sells the hell out of it.

My favorite line "I'll have what I'm having" is of course a reference to the movie "When Harry Met Sally" where a man and a woman are friends and when the man effectively says "no woman has ever faked an orgasm with me, I would have been able to tell the difference" the woman proceeds to in an restaurant fake an orgasm in front of him. A nearby woman tells her waitress "I'll have what she's having" implying that any food so good to bring a woman to climax must be pretty damn good.

Here Peele repurposes the line to communicate he is absolutely in love if not extasy enjoying these pedestrian foods, it is made more hilarious because by altering the line he has now said something absurd, because he is of course by definition "having what he's having".

It's such a great sketch. Simple premise, explored to perfection.

The button on the end of the skit is fine too, I could take it or leave it, but you gotta end the sketch somehow, and this is as decent as a way as any.

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joe40001
12/10/19 9:18:19 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? I gonna have to get out of this car and choke a...I'm not violent...I try not to be
That's from Chappelle's Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-zSJljpKNc


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konokonohamaru
12/10/19 9:23:22 PM
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joe40001 posted...
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If you aren't american, I don't know if it's as common elsewhere: But most moderate to low end hotels here have a free breakfast which they call a "free continental breakfast". Continental implying "mainland European". Hotels use it to imply it's somewhat classy and european exotic breakfast despite them being clearly cheap and lazy.

The joke of this sketch is that what appears to be classy gentleman is fully convinced by this marketing strategy and enjoys the joys of the european countries as he moves through his "luxurious" continental breakfast. You can tell he believes this to be a luxurious european contintental breakfast by him constantly referencing various countries and opening with the phrase "All the europine countries lay before me, where should I fly to first?"

As the skit progresses we see not only that his enamored nature of the "exotic european foods" is totally unwarranted, but also that this man is somewhat of a dullard as eats a banana with the skin on, and says things like "ah the Danish... Clearly from Brussels" When clearly Danishes originated in Denmark.

It's a simple premise, but the sincerity of enthusiastic stupidity over something so unremarkable as a continental breakfast is what makes it hilarious. That plus Jordan Peele is an amazing actor and sells the hell out of it.

My favorite line "I'll have what I'm having" is of course a reference to the movie "When Harry Met Sally" where a man and a woman are friends and when the man effectively says "no woman has ever faked an orgasm with me, I would have been able to tell the difference" the woman proceeds to in an restaurant fake an orgasm in front of him. A nearby woman tells her waitress "I'll have what she's having" implying that any food so good to bring a woman to climax must be pretty damn good.

Here Peele repurposes the line to communicate he is absolutely in love if not extasy enjoying these pedestrian foods, it is made more hilarious because by altering the line he has now said something absurd, because he is of course by definition "having what he's having".

It's such a great sketch. Simple premise, explored to perfection.

The button on the end of the skit is fine too, I could take it or leave it, but you gotta end the sketch somehow, and this is as decent as a way as any.


lol yeah it makes sense only if you grew up going to cheap hotels in America

as a kid I also thought "Continental Breakfast" was fancy
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pegusus123456
12/10/19 9:24:53 PM
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I've only seen a few, but my favorite is the Family Matters one and the best line is, "I am an actor, Gene! I've done more cocaine than you weight, motherfucker!"

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DrizztLink
12/11/19 5:30:54 AM
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Frolex
12/11/19 6:07:36 AM
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Continental Breakfast has a lot of good ones, but I'm also partial to "A piano fell on my head- gave me 88 concussions, one for each key" from the Consequences skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dWjKkF0Zi4

Oh also forgot about the "Half the team is back here riding mops, we got two little ****** on Swiffers" line from this sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M

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SkittyOnWailord
12/11/19 6:17:52 AM
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Slap-ass.

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12/11/19 6:20:08 AM
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treewojima
12/11/19 6:23:28 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I've only seen a few, but my favorite is the Family Matters one and the best line is, "I am an actor, Gene! I've done more cocaine than you weight, motherfucker!"

that was an amazing skit. Peele sells the hell out of the Carl character

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Southernfatman
12/11/19 7:27:33 AM
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That whole skit is quotable.

"I'm an actor! I'm a fuckin actor! I am a real actor! I did Richard the third! I was in True West with Sherman Hemsley! I was in Die Hard damn it! Fuck Steve Urkel!

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Spellz2113
12/11/19 7:34:47 AM
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Frolex posted...
Oh also forgot about the "Half the team is back here riding mops, we got two little ****** on Swiffers" line from this sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M
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UnfairRepresent
12/11/19 7:36:24 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Go into the light.
Nah.
But heaven?

"Heaven is for pussies"


best sketch
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Shablagoo
12/11/19 2:06:29 PM
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joe40001 posted...
I think right now I nominate:
"I'll have what I'm having" from Continental Breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs

lmao that was a great skit

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Akagami_Shanks
12/12/19 6:20:53 AM
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the entirety of the skit where Key is a stand up comedian and Peele is a burn victim who insists on getting roasted but then starts crying

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InfinityMonster
12/12/19 6:22:05 AM
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There's too many, but the entire Liam Neesons skit always kills me.

"But did you see that Liam Neesons movie with them wolves though?"

"The one with them big ass wolves and Liam Neesons in it?"

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Dingydang166
12/12/19 6:24:13 AM
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I am glad I am not the only one who was never that into their continental breakfast sketch even though most people seem to love it.
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AlisLandale
12/12/19 6:41:13 AM
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THANK YOU...BROTHER DARRIN

...and I could never get into Continental Breakfast either. It was cute, but never made me laugh. >_>

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joe40001
12/12/19 1:14:00 PM
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Dingydang166 posted...
I am glad I am not the only one who was never that into their continental breakfast sketch even though most people seem to love it.
You get the joke though, right?

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