Poll of the Day > Santa is a lecherous and pervert pedophile and home invader.

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The cis old man has been in a relationship with his wife for so long that hes become bored. So bored that he resorts to spying on underage boys and girls when theyre sleeping or awake, and then asking them to sit on his knee so he can ask them what theyd like for Christmas. He arbitrarily decides if theyve been good or bad based on various requirements and criteria. Then, one night out of the year, he invades their home to either leave a present or coal, self-perpetuating the idea that if youre good, you get toys and if youre bad, you get lumps of fossil fuels.