Poll of the Day > Imagine being a castration specialist

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darcandkharg31
12/08/19 8:02:42 PM
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Driving around your county, lopping off balls, having a laugh.

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captpackrat
12/08/19 9:22:39 PM
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They generally don't lop them off. Most commonly they use an Elastrator, which uses a very tight rubber band to constrict the blood flow to the testicles, which eventually fall off.



Another common method is the Burdizzo, which is a large clamp that breaks the blood vessels leading into the testicles. The testicles then shrink, soften, and eventually deteriorate completely.



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darcandkharg31
12/08/19 9:27:48 PM
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captpackrat posted...
They generally don't lop them off. Most commonly they use an Elastrator, which uses a very tight rubber band to constrict the blood flow to the testicles, which eventually fall off.




Another common method is the Burdizzo, which is a large clamp that breaks the blood vessels leading into the testicles. The testicles then shrink, soften, and eventually deteriorate completely.

Oh I seen both of those, been watching a lot of vet shows lately, like every episode of this one vet chicks show she's lobbing off at least one set of balls, laughing, having a good time.

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Smarkil
12/08/19 9:40:38 PM
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this hurts me in my no no place

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darcandkharg31
12/08/19 9:44:07 PM
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Watching Dr. Buckeye Bottoms and lo and behold, dude just lopped off some balls. He used a Burdizzo, then cut those suckers right off.

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Judgmenl
12/08/19 9:48:40 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Driving around your county, lopping off balls, having a laugh.

Imagine all of the disgusting unwashed genetalia you'd see doing this on a regular basis.
Anything remotely related to medicine sounds absolutely disgusting as most people are disgustingly unhygienic and cannot even shower regularly.

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Grindcorp9000
12/08/19 10:20:00 PM
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imagine biting goat balls off with your mouth like that Scottish guy.

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Sensual_T_Rex
12/08/19 10:31:07 PM
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Hey man someone's gotta get those foreskins for all those lady beauty products.

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Sahuagin
12/08/19 10:32:18 PM
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DirtBasedSoap
12/09/19 1:45:47 AM
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Smarkil posted...
this hurts me in my no no place


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darcandkharg31
12/09/19 7:53:26 PM
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Grindcorp9000 posted...
imagine biting goat balls off with your mouth like that Scottish guy.
Better than biting of baby foreskins like some other guys o_0

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xjayguyx
12/09/19 10:42:37 PM
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Imagine imagining about imagining.
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darcandkharg31
12/09/19 11:12:48 PM
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xjayguyx posted...
Imagine imagining about imagining.
Oh I am imagining.

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LeetCheet
12/09/19 11:37:10 PM
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Well I should never have come here.
Now my testicles are going to hurt all day just because I saw those tools >_<
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