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closetjpopfan
12/08/19 9:08:42 AM
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Humor me, please.

If the Earth is flat, how come we have different timezones?
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Colorahdo
12/08/19 9:10:48 AM
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Flat Earth isn't about disagreeing with the logic/science

It's the ultimate conspiracy theory -- they believe they shouldn't trust any government or powerful group. It's a mental safety thing. If the government can't control everything then the world is chaos and that's just not possible.

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RescueBC
12/08/19 9:25:19 AM
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Colorahdo posted...
Flat Earth isn't about disagreeing with the logic/science

It's the ultimate conspiracy theory -- they believe they shouldn't trust any government or powerful group. It's a mental safety thing. If the government can't control everything then the world is chaos and that's just not possible.

Flat Earth is absolutely about disagreeing with logic and science. I see them do it all the time. You not only dodged the question but didnt even tell the truth in your answer.

closetjpopfan posted...
Humor me, please.

If the Earth is flat, how come we have different timezones?

A flat Earther would probably say that the Sun is close enough to the Earth that it creates timezones. Kind of like if you shine a flashlight at a wall. You have parts of the wall directly in the middle of the beam, bits of the wall on the edges, and the rest of the wall in the dark. They often claim that the Sun is much smaller and closer to the Earth.

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ThyCorndog
12/08/19 9:27:00 AM
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lilORANG
12/08/19 9:29:26 AM
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If Earth is flat, why don't penguins and polar bears hang out?
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hockeybub89
12/08/19 9:31:17 AM
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RescueBC posted...
Flat Earth is absolutely about disagreeing with logic and science. I see them do it all the time. You not only dodged the question but didnt even tell the truth in your answer.
He's right though. While they reject logic to explain their stance, the main reason people have stances like that is because they believe the government controls everything. They need control despite hating it, and thrive on being one of a few brave souls who "sees the truth, man"

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Southernfatman
12/08/19 9:31:38 AM
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What about shadows being different in different places? Like how Eratosthenes figured it out.

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Nazanir
12/08/19 9:41:20 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
https://i.imgur.com/eyuUVdc.gif
So they believe the sun revolves around the earth in the same time the moon does? If so, how do they explain different seasons?

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RescueBC
12/08/19 9:48:10 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
What about shadows being different in different places? Like how Eratosthenes figured it out.

Many flat Earth claims can easily be refuted with observation from different latitudes and trigonometry.

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RescueBC
12/08/19 9:49:45 AM
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hockeybub89 posted...
He's right though. While they reject logic to explain their stance, the main reason people have stances like that is because they believe the government controls everything. They need control despite hating it, and thrive on being one of a few brave souls who "sees the truth, man"

That's true but the question wasn't about why flat Earthers believe what they do. Twas about timezones.

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MrResetti
12/08/19 10:07:51 AM
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The explanation doesn't explain why days are longer/shorter do to the tilt of the planet

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UnholyMudcrab
12/08/19 10:51:51 AM
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There are no legitimate flat earthers. They're all trolls, every single one of them.
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closetjpopfan
12/09/19 3:22:29 PM
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I see, thanks folks.
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ArchiePeck
12/09/19 3:24:40 PM
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Having just googled what their explanation is, I have to admire the creativity...

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/eyuUVdc
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closetjpopfan
12/09/19 3:37:05 PM
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ArchiePeck posted...
Having just googled what their explanation is, I have to admire the creativity...

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/eyuUVdc

Yeah. The kicker for me though is the emotional subtext. They say that NASA has fabricated their whole program, in conjunction with scientists and agencies all around the world... so that they can get funding.

Like really? Wow. That's such an ANTI-science way to look at the world. It's not just unscientific, it's ANTI-scientific. Like you really distrust scientists. You distrust science. You don't believe in science. That's... so many adjectives. It's just really really really bad. So much ignorance in the world. Why.
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BewmHedshot
12/09/19 3:38:50 PM
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There are innumerable ways that flat earth contradicts observable reality, there's not much point asking the doofuses to explain their doof.

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ScazarMeltex
12/09/19 3:39:12 PM
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Don't ask them serious questions, they aren't to be treated seriously.

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