Current Events > Trump takes aim at toilets claims it takes him 15 flushes

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Lord_Shadow
12/07/19 7:05:48 PM
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https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a30157122/trump-toilets-flush-water-deregulation/

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MrK3V
12/07/19 7:06:31 PM
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Well yeah, like in the other topic...

Fuck low flows

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DD Divine
12/07/19 7:07:52 PM
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King of the hill predicts the future

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/08/19 2:24:45 PM
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GodBlessAustin
12/08/19 2:25:34 PM
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Plumbers for Trump
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kingdrake2
12/08/19 2:25:45 PM
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MrK3V posted...
Well yeah, like in the other topic...

Fuck low flows


trump must be shitting alot and using alot of TP if the shit doesn't go down after 15 times.
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TheGoldenEel
12/08/19 2:27:53 PM
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But for the most part, you have states where they have so much water that comes downit's called rainthat they don't know what to do with it.

god what a stupid fucking person

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thronedfire2
12/08/19 2:28:35 PM
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is he shitting in the sink or something?

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/08/19 4:07:09 PM
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brestugo
12/08/19 4:08:45 PM
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We've seen how he eats. Not surprising.

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metralo
12/08/19 4:21:37 PM
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imagine being a cult follower of this fucking brainlet

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Sayoria
12/08/19 5:14:27 PM
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<p class="">Wait, does that mean the Second Coming of Jesus. Donald Jebediah Trump, actually poops and pees? I thought someone of his standards would NEVER do human things!

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Damn_Underscore
12/08/19 5:15:55 PM
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TBH the way he eats his poops would be a bunch of balls because he has constipation, not giant logs
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Unknown5uspect
12/08/19 5:16:50 PM
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It makes sense with how full of shit he is.
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MI4 REAL
12/08/19 5:18:04 PM
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DD Divine posted...
King of the hill predicts the future

It takes me 6 flushes to eliminate solid waste.

So your water problem is worse and your neighbor can do whatever the fuck he wants

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nevershine
12/08/19 5:19:42 PM
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Its all that McDonalds hes been chowin down on...

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/08/19 5:21:28 PM
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i can imagine Trump yelling at his toiled "YOU'RE FIRED!!" when it doesn't flush... lmao
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lincoln002
12/08/19 5:22:17 PM
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This is great, I would love it for bathrooms all over the country to get an upgrade. He's obviously exaggerating, it'd be kind of weird that trump is using toilets that require 10-15 flushes, but if this makes everyone upgrade their bathrooms I'm behind the president.
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spikethedevil
12/08/19 5:23:42 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
god what a stupid fucking person

I initially thought this quote was a joke.... Then I read the article......

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Shablagoo
12/08/19 5:24:11 PM
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lincoln002 posted...
I'm behind the president.

Id advise against that, in light of the information weve learned ITT.

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spikethedevil
12/08/19 5:24:18 PM
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lincoln002 posted...
This is great, I would love it for bathrooms all over the country to get an upgrade. He's obviously exaggerating, it'd be kind of weird that trump is using toilets that require 10-15 flushes, but if this makes everyone upgrade their bathrooms I'm behind the president.


He doesnt think people know what rain is...

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HylianFox
12/08/19 5:34:48 PM
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are we sure he isn't senile

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HylianFox
12/08/19 5:37:21 PM
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"Old Man Yells at Cloud"

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pistachio12
12/08/19 6:01:33 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
i can imagine Trump yelling at his toiled "YOU'RE FIRED!!" when it doesn't flush... lmao
Nah he would send a tweet about it. Which is basically what he did.
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The Popo
12/08/19 6:08:35 PM
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HylianFox posted...
"Old Man Yells at Toilet"

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MI4 REAL
12/08/19 6:10:05 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
He doesnt think people know what rain is...

I know what it is. If you jump into the river (with all the other rain) you'll find your answers.

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eston
12/08/19 6:16:50 PM
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He may have a point though, I mean the Dems have been flushing for 3 years and he hasn't gone down yet

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MI4 REAL
12/08/19 6:18:01 PM
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eston posted...
He may have a point though, I mean the Dems have been flushing for 3 years and he hasn't gone down yet

Shit make this a meme quote.

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/08/19 9:54:29 PM
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MI4 REAL posted...
Shit make this a meme quote.


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Jiek_Fafn
12/08/19 9:57:20 PM
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This is some long term plan to get toilet cams put into all public restroom cause Trump is into peepee stuff. Beware of his 4D chess.

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ScazarMeltex
12/08/19 9:58:15 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
trump must be shitting alot and using alot of TP if the shit doesn't go down after 15 times.
Have you seen the guy's physique or read about his diet? I guarantee you he's one of those dudes that would chase you out of the public restroom with the smell.

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SiO4
12/08/19 10:03:17 PM
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Maybe he ate one of these in the 80's.
Way ahead of the Tide Pod Challenge, a man before his time tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCPJUer9Ync
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/09/19 2:01:00 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Maybe he ate one of these in the 80's.
Way ahead of the Tide Pod Challenge, a man before his time tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCPJUer9Ync



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Sackgurl
12/09/19 2:30:11 PM
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some crazy editorializing by op

we all know trump can't aim. he'd have to be able to see his genitals over that enormous blubbery gut to aim.

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Shablagoo
12/10/19 7:35:34 AM
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Sackgurl posted...
some crazy editorializing by op

we all know trump can't aim. he'd have to be able to see his genitals over that enormous blubbery gut to aim.

All this time when people said 4D chess I thought they were talking about his mastermind scheming but it turns out they meant his quadruple D-sized man boobies.

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/10/19 7:06:49 PM
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lol

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