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teepan95
12/03/19 5:12:10 AM
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So will you admit you were wrong about border controls asking Merkel for her details when all the information is right there in her passport?
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UnfairRepresent
12/03/19 5:22:03 AM
#52:


teepan95 posted...
So will you admit you were wrong about border controls asking Merkel for her details when all the information is right there in her passport?

You're still saying boarder controls and not airport staff/guards

This is what I mean
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Thompson
12/03/19 5:35:25 AM
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teepan95 posted...
Funkydog posted...
Somehow it has continued and got worse. You always impress me in the worst ways, CE.


Edit: holy shit GameFAQs messed that up

This topic's so bad, it even screws up images!
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teepan95
12/03/19 5:36:12 AM
#54:


UnfairRepresent posted...
teepan95 posted...
So will you admit you were wrong about border controls asking Merkel for her details when all the information is right there in her passport?

You're still saying boarder controls and not airport staff/guards

This is what I mean

Why the fuck does anyone at the airport have the right to ask me how I am other than border controls? maybe the police, but definitely no airport personnel

And even if they do, you think they won't recognise the leader of the free world when they see her?
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UnfairRepresent
12/03/19 5:55:59 AM
#55:


teepan95 posted...
And even if they do, you think they won't recognise the leader of the free world when they see her?

Yeah I think most people wouldn't recognize her.

As important a figure as she us in politics shes not a household face

Also lots of old fat ugly women look just like her
It's not like Trump or Obama or Tony Blair who stick out of a crowd
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teepan95
12/03/19 7:12:28 AM
#56:


UnfairRepresent posted...
teepan95 posted...
And even if they do, you think they won't recognise the leader of the free world when they see her?

Yeah I think most people wouldn't recognize her.

As important a figure as she us in politics shes not a household face

Also lots of old fat ugly women look just like her
It's not like Trump or Obama or Tony Blair who stick out of a crowd

The kinds of people who have the clout to ask a world leader these types of questions are the kinds of people clued up on this stuff

Doubly so if they're in Europe and it's a European leader
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UnfairRepresent
12/03/19 7:16:16 AM
#57:


teepan95 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
teepan95 posted...
And even if they do, you think they won't recognise the leader of the free world when they see her?

Yeah I think most people wouldn't recognize her.

As important a figure as she us in politics shes not a household face

Also lots of old fat ugly women look just like her
It's not like Trump or Obama or Tony Blair who stick out of a crowd

The kinds of people who have the clout to ask a world leader these types of questions are the kinds of people clued up on this stuff

Doubly so if they're in Europe and it's a European leader

So what you're saying Is the guard is incompetent?
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teepan95
12/03/19 2:32:54 PM
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Why is the default state of the guard incompetent? Now you're just reaching
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stone
12/03/19 3:36:54 PM
#59:


teepan95 posted...
Why is the default state of the guard incompetent? Now you're just reaching

He's been reaching for over a page. Because he can't be the bigger man and admit his joke has holes in it, so he keeps changing the backstory behind it to justify anything.
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buddhamonster
12/03/19 4:46:25 PM
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stone posted...
He's been reaching for over a page. Because he can't be the bigger man and admit his joke has holes in it, so he keeps changing the backstory behind it to justify anything.
It's a joke. It doesn't matter if it has holes in it.

I feel like some of you are intentionally not getting the point of a joke...

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stone
12/03/19 6:46:46 PM
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buddhamonster posted...
stone posted...
He's been reaching for over a page. Because he can't be the bigger man and admit his joke has holes in it, so he keeps changing the backstory behind it to justify anything.
It's a joke. It doesn't matter if it has holes in it.

I feel like some of you are intentionally not getting the point of a joke...

Oh, I get the joke, and I think it's a good one, but it's ridiculous how much mind bending he goes through to justify the holes in his story, that's the thing with him and his gimmick, he can't just admit to something, he has to be a contrarian and argue about everything.
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teepan95
12/04/19 3:31:33 AM
#62:


*ahem*

and he was never seen again
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UnfairRepresent
12/05/19 7:16:01 AM
#63:


teepan95 posted...
Why is the default state of the guard incompetent? Now you're just reaching

No one said the default state of anything

You're the one implying the guard was incompetent, I just asked you to confirm
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teepan95
12/05/19 10:00:19 AM
#64:


UnfairRepresent posted...
teepan95 posted...
Why is the default state of the guard incompetent? Now you're just reaching

No one said the default state of anything

You're the one implying the guard was incompetent, I just asked you to confirm

It's your narrative. I'm not implying anything, just trying to make heads or tails of what you wrote in your joke.
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