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UnfairRepresent 12/01/19 11:54:02 AM #1:	The stern airport guard asks "Name?" "Angela Merkel." "Age?" "I'm 65 years young." "Occupation?" "Oh no, just a political meeting." --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930952506] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>The stern airport guard asks "Name?" "Angela Merkel." "Age?" "I'm 65 years young." "Occupation?" "Oh no, just a political meeting."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cmiller4642 12/01/19 11:55:02 AM #2:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7HdjdXYaiQ <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:930952549] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7HdjdXYaiQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 12/01/19 11:58:11 AM #3:	Joke: A Serbian, A Croat, and a Bosniak walk into a bar. ~~There were no survivors.~~ --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:930952652] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>Joke: A Serbian, A Croat, and a Bosniak walk into a bar. There were no survivors.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 12/01/19 11:59:41 AM #4:	Haha, get it guys, because like, Nazis. So lazy --- https://imgur.com/VZeCB RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:930952689] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>Haha, get it guys, because like, Nazis. So lazy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/01/19 12:02:48 PM #5:	Thompson posted... Joke: A Serbian, A Croat, and a Bosniak walk into a bar. ~~There were no survivors.~~ Man that must have been a thick bar --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930952782] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>Thompson posted...</cite> <quote>Joke: A Serbian, A Croat, and a Bosniak walk into a bar. There were no survivors.</quote> Man that must have been a thick bar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/01/19 12:04:54 PM #6:	There are no border controls between France and Germany --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930952850] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>There are no border controls between France and Germany</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 12/01/19 12:08:17 PM #7:	teepan95 posted... There are no border controls between France and Germany Also, this --- https://imgur.com/VZeCB RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:930952959] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>There are no border controls between France and Germany</quote> Also, this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/01/19 12:12:10 PM #8:	teepan95 posted... There are no border controls between France and Germany I didn't say there were. I said Airport Guard They still ask you shit at the airport dude ~~Also this is a joke~~ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930953063] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>There are no border controls between France and Germany</quote> I didn't say there were. I said Airport Guard They still ask you shit at the airport dude Also this is a joke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/01/19 12:23:15 PM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... I didn't say there were. I said Airport Guard They still ask you shit at the airport dude I mean, they didn't ask me much when I went to the UK from Germany back in March And France is closer (both geographically and politically) to Germany than the UK But then again, I drive to France like a sensible person, instead of getting a flight, so idk --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930953378] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't say there were. I said Airport Guard They still ask you shit at the airport dude </quote> I mean, they didn't ask me much when I went to the UK from Germany back in March And France is closer (both geographically and politically) to Germany than the UK But then again, I drive to France like a sensible person, instead of getting a flight, so idk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 12/01/19 12:31:53 PM #10:	UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... There are no border controls between France and Germany I didn't say there were. I said Airport Guard They still ask you shit at the airport dude ~~Also this is a joke~~ Youve never flown in the Schengen Area have you? (Who am I kidding, youve never left your home state) --- https://imgur.com/VZeCB RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:930953685] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>There are no border controls between France and Germany</quote> I didn't say there were. I said Airport Guard They still ask you shit at the airport dude Also this is a joke</quote> Youve never flown in the Schengen Area have you? (Who am I kidding, youve never left your home state)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/01/19 12:39:53 PM #11:	teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... I didn't say there were. I said Airport Guard They still ask you shit at the airport dude I mean, they didn't ask me much when I went to the UK from Germany back in March And France is closer (both geographically and politically) to Germany than the UK But then again, I drive to France like a sensible person, instead of getting a flight, so idk When I flew they asked me all sorts of shit. I mean I'm not European but they only knew that because they asked. Also I never said she started from Germany, she could have flown onto France from Mongolia or Japan or the US --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930953986] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't say there were. I said Airport Guard They still ask you shit at the airport dude </quote> I mean, they didn't ask me much when I went to the UK from Germany back in March And France is closer (both geographically and politically) to Germany than the UK But then again, I drive to France like a sensible person, instead of getting a flight, so idk</quote> When I flew they asked me all sorts of shit. I mean I'm not European but they only knew that because they asked. Also I never said she started from Germany, she could have flown onto France from Mongolia or Japan or the US</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/01/19 12:48:07 PM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... I didn't say there were. I said Airport Guard They still ask you shit at the airport dude I mean, they didn't ask me much when I went to the UK from Germany back in March And France is closer (both geographically and politically) to Germany than the UK But then again, I drive to France like a sensible person, instead of getting a flight, so idk When I flew they asked me all sorts of shit. I mean I'm not European but they only knew that because they asked. Also I never said she started from Germany, she could have flown onto France from Mongolia or Japan or the US Or maybe it was on your passport or you were in the Non-EU lane, or you stuck out as an (I'm assuming) American, like many others do... --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930954296] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> I didn't say there were. I said Airport Guard They still ask you shit at the airport dude </quote> I mean, they didn't ask me much when I went to the UK from Germany back in March And France is closer (both geographically and politically) to Germany than the UK But then again, I drive to France like a sensible person, instead of getting a flight, so idk</quote> When I flew they asked me all sorts of shit. I mean I'm not European but they only knew that because they asked. Also I never said she started from Germany, she could have flown onto France from Mongolia or Japan or the US</quote> Or maybe it was on your passport or you were in the Non-EU lane, or you stuck out as an (I'm assuming) American, like many others do...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/01/19 12:51:05 PM #13:	teepan95 posted... Or maybe it was on your passport And how do they know what's on your passport without asking? And he was never seen again --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930954412] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> Or maybe it was on your passport </quote> And how do they know what's on your passport without asking? And he was never seen again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 12/01/19 12:53:02 PM #14:	Everyone gives Germany shit of occupying France in WWII but forget France occupied Germany ~~(ok, the Holy Roman Empire but that was pretty much Germany)~~ in the Napoleonic wars. --- https://imgur.com/Asq1ds6 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:930954480] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>Everyone gives Germany shit of occupying France in WWII but forget France occupied Germany (ok, the Holy Roman Empire but that was pretty much Germany) in the Napoleonic wars.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 12/01/19 12:55:29 PM #15:	Why would you fly from Germany to France instead of driving? <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:930954585] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>Why would you fly from Germany to France instead of driving? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/01/19 12:56:36 PM #16:	UnfairRepresent posted... And how do they know what's on your passport without asking? By taking your passport and checking it themselves?? UnfairRepresent posted... And he was never seen again --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930954639] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>And how do they know what's on your passport without asking?</quote> By taking your passport and checking it themselves?? UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>And he was never seen again</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/01/19 1:00:48 PM #17:	BurmesePenguin posted... Why would you fly from Germany to France instead of driving? Who said she did? teepan95 posted... By taking your passport and checking it themselves?? So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930954784] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>BurmesePenguin posted...</cite> <quote>Why would you fly from Germany to France instead of driving? </quote> Who said she did? teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>By taking your passport and checking it themselves?? </quote> So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 12/01/19 1:04:45 PM #18:	practically every big airport over here has automated passport control and when leaving you don't even have to use your passport again. --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg https://imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:930954935] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>practically every big airport over here has automated passport control and when leaving you don't even have to use your passport again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 12/01/19 1:08:51 PM #19:	UnfairRepresent posted... Also I never said she started from Germany, she could have flown onto France from Mongolia or Japan or the US lmao this is such a UR thing to say --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:930955118] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Also I never said she started from Germany, she could have flown onto France from Mongolia or Japan or the US</quote> lmao this is such a UR thing to say</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 12/01/19 1:11:37 PM #20:	Ivynn posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Also I never said she started from Germany, she could have flown onto France from Mongolia or Japan or the US lmao this is such a UR thing to say Also he never said the COUNTRY France, it could have been A WOMAN named France, who lived in a totally different country! Or even a different planet! In a room outside! --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:930955233] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Also I never said she started from Germany, she could have flown onto France from Mongolia or Japan or the US</quote> lmao this is such a UR thing to say</quote> Also he never said the COUNTRY France, it could have been A WOMAN named France, who lived in a totally different country! Or even a different planet! In a room outside!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 12/01/19 1:14:42 PM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... BurmesePenguin posted... Why would you fly from Germany to France instead of driving? Who said she did? ....your opening post --- https://imgur.com/VZeCB RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:930955355] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>BurmesePenguin posted...</cite> <quote>Why would you fly from Germany to France instead of driving? </quote> Who said she did? </quote> ....your opening post</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
konokonohamaru 12/01/19 1:17:17 PM #22:	LOL! Germany REKT --- A very happy young man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. <cite>konokonohamaru posted [p:930955445] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>LOL! Germany REKT</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/01/19 1:18:18 PM #23:	ASithLord7 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... BurmesePenguin posted... Why would you fly from Germany to France instead of driving? Who said she did? ....your opening post Where in the OP did it say she came from Germany? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930955492] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>ASithLord7 posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>BurmesePenguin posted...</cite> <quote>Why would you fly from Germany to France instead of driving? </quote> Who said she did? </quote> ....your opening post</quote> Where in the OP did it say she came from Germany?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GodBlessAustin 12/01/19 1:18:35 PM #24:	Isnt Germany the most powerful nation in the EU? <cite>GodBlessAustin posted [p:930955505] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>Isnt Germany the most powerful nation in the EU?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
buddhamonster 12/01/19 1:21:26 PM #25:	ASithLord7 posted... Haha, get it guys, because like, Nazis. So lazy Is that what it's about? Huh.... I thought he was referencing the war of 1870... --- Hey Trashcan Man! What did old lady Semple say when you burned her pension check? Boston Bruins - 2011 Stanley Cup Champs! <cite>buddhamonster posted [p:930955630] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>ASithLord7 posted... </cite> <quote>Haha, get it guys, because like, Nazis. So lazy </quote>Is that what it's about? Huh.... I thought he was referencing the war of 1870... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/01/19 1:24:27 PM #26:	GodBlessAustin posted... Isnt Germany the most powerful nation in the EU? https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930955750] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>GodBlessAustin posted...</cite> <quote>Isnt Germany the most powerful nation in the EU?</quote> https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 12/01/19 1:24:57 PM #27:	UnfairRepresent posted... ASithLord7 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... BurmesePenguin posted... Why would you fly from Germany to France instead of driving? Who said she did? ....your opening post Where in the OP did it say she came from Germany? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Merkel She's German, serving as the current Chancellor of Germany, chances are she booked her flight from Germany. If you had thought it shouldn't be implied she came from there, then you would have mentionned it. But hey, it's your gimmick, keep on gimmicking. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:930955777] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>ASithLord7 posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>BurmesePenguin posted...</cite> <quote>Why would you fly from Germany to France instead of driving? </quote> Who said she did? </quote> ....your opening post</quote> Where in the OP did it say she came from Germany?</quote> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Merkel She's German, serving as the current Chancellor of Germany, chances are she booked her flight from Germany. If you had thought it shouldn't be implied she came from there, then you would have mentionned it. But hey, it's your gimmick, keep on gimmicking.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/01/19 1:26:37 PM #28:	stone posted... chances are Soin other words you made an assumption and were wrong --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930955849] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>stone posted...</cite> <quote>chances are </quote> Soin other words you made an assumption and were wrong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 12/01/19 1:27:16 PM #29:	ASithLord7 posted... Haha, get it guys, because like, Nazis. So lazy First UR topic? --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:930955882] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>ASithLord7 posted...</cite> <quote>Haha, get it guys, because like, Nazis. So lazy </quote> First UR topic?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 12/01/19 1:27:43 PM #30:	UnfairRepresent posted... stone posted... chances are Soin other words you made an assumption and were wrong And in other words, you could have just said "it's just a joke, take it as it is" instead of coming up with convoluted reasons why she took a plane from Germany to France and had her ID checked, rather than driving there. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:930955904] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>stone posted...</cite> <quote>chances are </quote> Soin other words you made an assumption and were wrong</quote> And in other words, you could have just said "it's just a joke, take it as it is" instead of coming up with convoluted reasons why she took a plane from Germany to France and had her ID checked, rather than driving there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/01/19 1:30:17 PM #31:	stone posted... UnfairRepresent posted... stone posted... chances are Soin other words you made an assumption and were wrong And in other words, you could have just said "it's just a joke, take it as it is" UnfairRepresent posted... Also this is a joke Keep digging Jessie Smollett --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930956006] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>stone posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>stone posted...</cite> <quote>chances are </quote> Soin other words you made an assumption and were wrong</quote> And in other words, you could have just said "it's just a joke, take it as it is" </quote> UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Also this is a joke </quote> Keep digging Jessie Smollett</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
buddhamonster 12/01/19 1:31:13 PM #32:	stone posted... And in other words, you could have just said "it's just a joke, take it as it is" instead of coming up with convoluted reasons why she took a plane from Germany to France and had her ID checked, rather than driving there. Why would the Chancellor of Germany drive to France? A flight from Berlin to Paris is almost two hours. Going by car, according to google maps, is a 10 hour drive. No world leader is driving for ten straight hours when air travel is a thing. --- Hey Trashcan Man! What did old lady Semple say when you burned her pension check? Boston Bruins - 2011 Stanley Cup Champs! <cite>buddhamonster posted [p:930956040] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>stone posted... </cite> <quote>And in other words, you could have just said "it's just a joke, take it as it is" instead of coming up with convoluted reasons why she took a plane from Germany to France and had her ID checked, rather than driving there.</quote>Why would the Chancellor of Germany drive to France? A flight from Berlin to Paris is almost two hours. Going by car, according to google maps, is a 10 hour drive. No world leader is driving for ten straight hours when air travel is a thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/01/19 1:51:11 PM #33:	UnfairRepresent posted... So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things AT MOST, they'll ask to see your passport, assuming you don't just hand it over straight away So no, your rephrasing of my statement is wrong --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930956973] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things</quote> AT MOST, they'll ask to see your passport, assuming you don't just hand it over straight away So no, your rephrasing of my statement is wrong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/01/19 2:33:11 PM #34:	teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things they'll ask to see your passport So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930958775] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things</quote>they'll ask to see your passport</quote> So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/02/19 7:26:49 AM #35:	And he was never seen again --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930992154] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>And he was never seen again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 12/02/19 7:33:33 AM #36:	...Did a rather banal "Germany occupied France/France lost a war/fight" joke really turn into this shit show of a topic? --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:930992265] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>...Did a rather banal "Germany occupied France/France lost a war/fight" joke really turn into this shit show of a topic?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/02/19 7:34:25 AM #37:	UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things they'll ask to see your passport So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things Not your name etc though. --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930992279] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things </quote>they'll ask to see your passport</quote> So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things</quote> Not your name etc though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/02/19 10:51:49 AM #38:	teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things they'll ask to see your passport So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things Not your name etc though. says who? This one did --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930997031] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things </quote>they'll ask to see your passport</quote> So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things</quote> Not your name etc though.</quote> says who? This one did</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/02/19 11:01:59 AM #39:	UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things they'll ask to see your passport So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things Not your name etc though. says who? This one did Says me --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930997361] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things </quote>they'll ask to see your passport </quote> So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things </quote> Not your name etc though.</quote> says who? This one did</quote> Says me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 12/02/19 11:17:50 AM #40:	the last four times i heard this joke, they used Putin instead --- https://imgur.com/cUNC8DI <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:930997891] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>the last four times i heard this joke, they used Putin instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/02/19 6:21:41 PM #41:	teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things they'll ask to see your passport So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things Not your name etc though. says who? This one did Says me So basically you're like that episode of House were some guy turns up with one arm and says he lost it in Vietnam House acts like a dick and declares that they guy is lying because he deduced that the dude was Canadian and Canada didn't fight in Vietnam. Then it turns out House was just wrong and some Canadians did fight in Vietnam and the guy was telling the truth the whole time. Then as a response House kidnaps the guy, ties him up, gags him, takes his stub arm and shoves it into a box filled with mirrors for some reason. Rather than admit basic fault about assuming and being wrong, you spin a web of insanity and dig deeper and deeper to protect your own shallow ego. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:931015269] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things </quote>they'll ask to see your passport </quote> So in other words there are guards/staff who do checks and ask you things </quote> Not your name etc though.</quote> says who? This one did</quote> Says me</quote> So basically you're like that episode of House were some guy turns up with one arm and says he lost it in Vietnam House acts like a dick and declares that they guy is lying because he deduced that the dude was Canadian and Canada didn't fight in Vietnam. Then it turns out House was just wrong and some Canadians did fight in Vietnam and the guy was telling the truth the whole time. Then as a response House kidnaps the guy, ties him up, gags him, takes his stub arm and shoves it into a box filled with mirrors for some reason. Rather than admit basic fault about assuming and being wrong, you spin a web of insanity and dig deeper and deeper to protect your own shallow ego.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/03/19 2:56:08 AM #42:	If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:931034726] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/03/19 3:10:10 AM #43:	teepan95 posted... If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same Literally a 'no u' lol --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:931034958] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same </quote> Literally a 'no u' lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/03/19 3:55:58 AM #44:	UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same Literally a 'no u' lol Well, when you're doing what you claim I'm doing, what other response should I give? --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:931035701] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same </quote> Literally a 'no u' lol</quote> Well, when you're doing what you claim I'm doing, what other response should I give?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/03/19 3:57:01 AM #45:	teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same Literally a 'no u' lol Well, when you're doing what you claim I'm doing, what other response should I give? You can admit fault, apologize and try to be a better person --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:931035710] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same </quote> Literally a 'no u' lol</quote> Well, when you're doing what you claim I'm doing, what other response should I give?</quote> You can admit fault, apologize and try to be a better person</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 12/03/19 3:59:17 AM #46:	So is UR an American who doesnt understand how travel works between EU countries? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:931035741] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>So is UR an American who doesnt understand how travel works between EU countries?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 12/03/19 4:01:46 AM #47:	Funkydog posted... ...Did a rather banal "Germany occupied France/France lost a war/fight" joke really turn into this shit show of a topic? Somehow it has continued and got worse. You always impress me in the worst ways, CE. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:931035780] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted...</cite> <quote>...Did a rather banal "Germany occupied France/France lost a war/fight" joke really turn into this shit show of a topic?</quote> Somehow it has continued and got worse. You always impress me in the worst ways, CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/03/19 4:40:41 AM #48:	UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same Literally a 'no u' lol Well, when you're doing what you claim I'm doing, what other response should I give? You can admit fault, apologize and try to be a better person Be the change you wish to see in the world, m8 --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:931036372] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same </quote> Literally a 'no u' lol </quote> Well, when you're doing what you claim I'm doing, what other response should I give?</quote> You can admit fault, apologize and try to be a better person</quote> Be the change you wish to see in the world, m8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/03/19 4:42:46 AM #49:	Funkydog posted... Somehow it has continued and got worse. You always impress me in the worst ways, CE. Edit: holy shit GameFAQs messed that up --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:931036403] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted... </cite> <quote>Somehow it has continued and got worse. You always impress me in the worst ways, CE.</quote> Edit: holy shit GameFAQs messed that up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/03/19 5:10:50 AM #50:	teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... teepan95 posted... If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same Literally a 'no u' lol Well, when you're doing what you claim I'm doing, what other response should I give? You can admit fault, apologize and try to be a better person Be the change you wish to see in the world, m8 I am I always admit fault when I make a mistake --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:931036810] in Joke: Ange... [t:78216660]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> If what you just said applies to me, then it applies to you just the same </quote> Literally a 'no u' lol </quote> Well, when you're doing what you claim I'm doing, what other response should I give?</quote> You can admit fault, apologize and try to be a better person</quote> Be the change you wish to see in the world, m8</quote> I am I always admit fault when I make a mistake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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