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Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:13:16 AM
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https://youtu.be/ukqZ5VOoK5s

It makes me so sad that the guy who brought me what may be my favorite videogame ever (Subsistence) has devolved into this. From MGS4 on, each game has been an exponentially larger disappointment.
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UnholyMudcrab
11/21/19 10:18:50 AM
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I'm not a fan of Death Stranding, but this isn't a good look at what the game is like. He's doing things wrong intentionally that you wouldn't do in normal gameplay.
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Kolibri X
11/21/19 10:19:18 AM
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Dunkey is a terrible reviewer and is nick picking and biased. I win goodbye.
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DarthAragorn
11/21/19 10:23:51 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I'm not a fan of Death Stranding, but this isn't a good look at what the game is like. He's doing things wrong intentionally that you wouldn't do in normal gameplay.

Except the whole tripping stuff and vehicles being garbage on most of the landscape

Also did he say something about the ridiculous amount of repetitive cutscenes because that's a valid complaint too
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Colorahdo
11/21/19 10:25:04 AM
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I've never disagreed with dunky, I think he has a good metric

"is it fun?" yes/no
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Kolibri X
11/21/19 10:44:32 AM
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Fun seems highly subjective. What might be fun to one person may not be fun to someone else. I don't find CoD very fun but lots do. And what exactly is "fun" in video game? Constant dopamine rushes?
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Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:46:38 AM
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Well he explains his reasoning in the videos.
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Dragonblade01
11/21/19 10:50:04 AM
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Dunkey's videos are funny, but that's about it.
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Smashingpmkns
11/21/19 10:50:06 AM
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The video is super misleading tbh. You wouldnt find yourself in most of those situations unless you really tried to put yourself in them.

Some of his criticisms are fair though like the repetitive cutscenes. But in the games defense they are are 100% skippable or completely avoidable.
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Kaldrenthebold
11/21/19 10:50:56 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I'm not a fan of Death Stranding, but this isn't a good look at what the game is like. He's doing things wrong intentionally that you wouldn't do in normal gameplay.


Yeah this was a supremely aggravating video to watch. He's playing it like complete shit and complaining about things that he himself is not understanding. "Sometimes you fall into a river". No, you do that if you don't pay attention and scan it first. I mean it tells you that literally the second you see a deep river. You also just don't jump wildly at a rock trying to climb it. This isn't Skyrim.

I turned it off halfway. I also love dunkey.

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Blackstar110
11/21/19 10:51:49 AM
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Dunkey is more of a comedian than a serious reviewer, tbh
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Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:56:50 AM
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Yes friends dunkey is funny guy but when he labels his video (dunkview) he infuses his real opinion of the game into it.
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CyricZ
11/21/19 10:58:21 AM
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Wait, is or isn't Dunkey supposed to be satirical?

Or is he one of those types who's satirical when convenient?

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pinky0926
11/21/19 11:00:39 AM
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Kolibri X posted...
Dunkey is a terrible reviewer and is nick picking and biased. I win goodbye.


You had me in the first half
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pinky0926
11/21/19 11:02:27 AM
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I think Dunkey is one of the most insightful and honest reviewers around. He's still a reviewer of course, you don't need to arrive at the same conclusion he does.

But at least you know you're getting the true opinion of a person with principles, and not "a little something for everyone 8.5" a la IGN and nearly everyone else who is successful.
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DarthAragorn
11/21/19 11:09:34 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
The video is super misleading tbh. You wouldnt find yourself in most of those situations unless you really tried to put yourself in them.

Some of his criticisms are fair though like the repetitive cutscenes. But in the games defense they are are 100% skippable or completely avoidable.

They're not avoidable unless you just don't play the game lmfao

And almost every fucking time you do anything at a waystation it plays at least one cutscene you have to pause and then skip and that adds up a lot
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Dragonblade01
11/21/19 11:10:20 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Yes friends dunkey is funny guy but when he labels his video (dunkview) he infuses his real opinion of the game into it.

Sure, but that doesn't change the fact that I get more out of him as a comedian than as a reviewer.
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Kolibri X
11/21/19 11:12:06 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
I think Dunkey is one of the most insightful and honest reviewers around. He's still a reviewer of course, you don't need to arrive at the same conclusion he does.

But at least you know you're getting the true opinion of a person with principles, and not "a little something for everyone 8.5" a la IGN and nearly everyone else who is successful.

You're also getting an opinion from a manchild who thinks Donkey Kong is the pinnacle of gaming so beware of that.
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Smashingpmkns
11/21/19 11:17:56 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
The video is super misleading tbh. You wouldnt find yourself in most of those situations unless you really tried to put yourself in them.

Some of his criticisms are fair though like the repetitive cutscenes. But in the games defense they are are 100% skippable or completely avoidable.

They're not avoidable unless you just don't play the game lmfao

And almost every fucking time you do anything at a waystation it plays at least one cutscene you have to pause and then skip and that adds up a lot


I meant the ones he was specifically critiquing like the private room scenes. Those are 100% avoidable with the exception of one or two times the game makes you take a shower/shit/piss
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Alpha218
11/21/19 11:36:15 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I'm not a fan of Death Stranding, but this isn't a good look at what the game is like. He's doing things wrong intentionally that you wouldn't do in normal gameplay.
So like what he usually does when he doesnt like a game?

I was one of his early fans (during the League of Legends years) who has watched him all these years. Its genuinely annoying when he intentionally misrepresents stuff and people hand wave it away as a joke or a legitimate criticism.

Dude hates RPGs for example but keeps playing them (incorrectly in some ways as well) and shits on them while his fans eat it up.

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Kaldrenthebold
11/21/19 11:52:04 AM
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Alpha218 posted...
So like what he usually does when he doesnt like a game?

I was one of his early fans (during the League of Legends years) who has watched him all these years. Its genuinely annoying when he intentionally misrepresents stuff and people hand wave it away as a joke or a legitimate criticism.

Dude hates RPGs for example but keeps playing them (incorrectly in some ways as well) and shits on them while his fans eat it up.


Bingo. His comedy videos crack me up but some of his reviews are annoying as hell. This is a bad one, cause he is intentionally playing like a dick and complaining.

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Wetterdew
11/21/19 7:52:33 PM
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He's playing up the bad locomotion to exaggerate and anybody can tell. But he's still right, moving around IS bad.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/21/19 7:53:29 PM
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oh no! some idiot on teh youtubez said a game was bad and gets money to do it

Who cares. Buy it, play it, have fun.
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sylverlolol
11/21/19 7:53:39 PM
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Game is great, dunno who the f dunkey is, but fextralife quite likes it. Angry Joe also gave it a 7, IIRC. Its an 8 for me. Its great, flawed, sure, but great.

DarthAragorn posted...
Except the whole tripping stuff and vehicles being garbage on most of the landscape


I haven't tripped since, like, chapter 2 lol...the vehicle complaint is semi-valid later on in chapters 3/4/5, but by then you'll probably start seeing a ton of roads that let you skip stuff and you can build the infinitely better zip lines.

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AwesomeToTheMAX
11/21/19 7:56:29 PM
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Remember when people who didn't like RPGs thought his Octopath review was a masterpiece?

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hockeybub89
11/21/19 7:58:10 PM
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Death Stranding has its flaws but I like it. I must be an objectively wrong blind fanboy since people like Dunkey and Metacritic user review score don't.

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Funkydog
11/21/19 8:06:07 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Dude hates RPGs for example but keeps playing them (incorrectly in some ways as well) and shits on them while his fans eat it up.

He has said himself that you shouldn't take his views on those sort of games seriously because he's not a fan of them, so is going to be biased.
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ultimate reaver
11/21/19 8:08:27 PM
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dunkey dislikes anything but balls to the wall action and craziness generally. his reviews can be useful if you acknowlege this, but with a game like this it was a given he wouldn't like it and is basically white noise

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Balrog0
11/21/19 8:15:10 PM
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Idk the genre of the game is itself divisive so IMO its tough to evaluate objectively

I will say that a lot of the defenses of it seem to kind of echo kojimas 'it gets fun after you play it for hours' tho. Like even in this topic I'm not seeing a lot of people saying he's lying or wrong, just that he's misrepresenting the experience because he's bad and the annoyances he's mentioning go away once you understand the game

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The_Scarecrow
11/21/19 9:57:30 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Dude hates RPGs for example but keeps playing them (incorrectly in some ways as well) and shits on them while his fans eat it up.

He has said himself that you shouldn't take his views on those sort of games seriously because he's not a fan of them, so is going to be biased.


The problem is his fans take his word as gospel and parrot his opinion everywhere. For a while, you could barely talk about Octopath because people would come out of the wild saying the same things Dunkey said in his video. I like the guy but his fans are awful.
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dave_is_slick
11/21/19 9:59:37 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Wait, is or isn't Dunkey supposed to be satirical?

Or is he one of those types who's satirical when convenient?

I'm assuming from all the topics about this dude, it's the second one.
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Zack_Attackv1
11/21/19 10:09:30 PM
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Is that someone I should know?
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AwesomeToTheMAX
11/21/19 10:13:31 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Is that someone I should know?
You live on Gamefaqs so why wouldn't you

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pinky0926
11/22/19 6:24:33 AM
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sylverlolol posted...
Game is great, dunno who the f dunkey is, but fextralife quite likes it. Angry Joe also gave it a 7, IIRC. Its an 8 for me. Its great, flawed, sure, but great.


It's weird that you would know who those two guys are but not dunkey. He has more subscribers than both of them combined.

Not being critical, just noting it as odd.
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ThyCorndog
11/22/19 6:29:23 AM
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didn't know kojima had so many alts on CE

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sylverlolol
11/22/19 11:26:55 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
It's weird that you would know who those two guys are but not dunkey. He has more subscribers than both of them combined.

Not being critical, just noting it as odd.
tbh I was completely oblivious to the whole streaming scene until ~6 months ago when I started watching maximillian dood's RE2 playthrough. I also wasn't even aware fextra did any kind of streaming and am more familiar with him for maintaining the soulsborne wikis. >.>

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Shablagoo
11/22/19 10:43:20 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
didn't know kojima had so many alts on CE

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HerpToTheDerp
11/22/19 10:46:41 PM
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imagine letting someone else tell you what to enjoy. LMAO kids these days can't think for themselves anymore. SAD. i think kojima is a hack and mgs is super overrated. only difference is i didnt need anyone else to tell me this stuff
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Shablagoo
11/22/19 11:01:27 PM
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HerpToTheDerp posted...
imagine letting someone else tell you what to enjoy. LMAO kids these days can't think for themselves anymore. SAD. i think kojima is a hack and mgs is super overrated. only difference is i didnt need anyone else to tell me this stuff

lmao
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