Poll of the Day > downloaded bumble and going to check out that scene

(+) Yeah! (+)

see if i can score some bumble babes

I hate bumble

Girls dont try hard enough

yea the whole they have to start a conversation within 24 hours is weird. currently i have one im waiting on

Get ready for a hi or nothing. Meanwhile Im on tinder coming up with hilarious and amazing things to say

mmm, bumble babes... doesn't have the same ring to it
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so the first message i get is her asking me if i would eat the moon if it was made of ribs

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

so the first message i get is her asking me if i would eat the moon if it was made of ribs

You lie

Marry her

MICHALECOLE posted...

You lie

https://i.imgur.com/MsklDNY.jpg

Im going to use that line on tinder

Bumble is like an even worse version of Tinder.

I've heard it has a better ratio of guys to girls but that's because most ugly guys have given up on the app.
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

Bumble is like an even worse version of Tinder.

I've heard it has a better ratio of guys to girls but that's because most ugly guys have given up on the app.

Its a numbers game..

But if youre ugly you're ugly

another one told me to venmo her $5 and see what happens. my guess is that i would be out $5

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

another one told me to venmo her $5 and see what happens. my guess is that i would be out $5

Do it dog its just 5 bucks

i will say that the quality of matches have been much better on bumble

i hate dating apps all i get are fat girls and homos

in real life i talk to like 9/10's

all women care about on those things are sex and money
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...

i will say that the quality of matches have been much better on bumble

I need to give Bumble a shot. I almost always ever match with duds on Tinder. I've always had much better success in the real world. I don't know what it is about Tinder that makes 5's think they're 8's with the attitude to match.
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Smarkil posted...

I don't know what it is about Tinder that makes 5's think they're 8's with the attitude to match.

Look up the pig woman experiment. This hideous woman was getting flooded with messages.
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I heard Bumblebee was better than the other Transformers movies

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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

Smarkil posted...

I don't know what it is about Tinder that makes 5's think they're 8's with the attitude to match.

Look up the pig woman experiment. This hideous woman was getting flooded with messages.

To be clear, I don't think the women are the problem in this scenario. I like to think of it like a free market economy. Unfortunately there are so many god damn thirsty men hitting up these sub standard women on these sites that these women almost have to up their standards to even deal with the flood of bullshit they get.

I mean, kudos to these women if they're slaying that fine man ass but god damn that shit is fucking dumb.
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...

i will say that the quality of matches have been much better on bumble

Does that really matter if none of them message you?
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

i will say that the quality of matches have been much better on bumble

Does that really matter if none of them message you?

ive had 10 message me. banged one last night and set up to bang another monday. would be more and sooner but have my son this weekend

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

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larry, in honor of this, we're having ribs in your honor, ok?

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

ive had 10 message me. banged one last night and set up to bang another monday. would be more and sooner but have my son this weekend

let me say, your son is lucky to have a father like you, larry, ok?

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thank you clark for the kind words. the world is better place having someone of your talents and thoughtfulness

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

thank you clark for the kind words. the world is better place having someone of your talents and thoughtfulness

thank you, your kind words, both encourage and fuel my creative juices, ok?

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LaggnFragnLarry posted...

Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

i will say that the quality of matches have been much better on bumble

Does that really matter if none of them message you?

ive had 10 message me. banged one last night and set up to bang another monday. would be more and sooner but have my son this weekend

Bumble does have filters so you can only swipe on people looking for a casual hook up.
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so the bumble babe i hooked up with the other day invited me to go to a football game next weekend. $100 seat tickets for free. this app is really paying off