Poll of the Day > Have you ever lied to make a date?

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Lokarin
11/07/19 9:18:33 PM
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Well, if you are in Australia... you'd now be guilty of assault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL1T7HSBJ0k
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Mead
11/07/19 9:31:41 PM
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your youtube recommends are such a cesspool dude
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wwinterj25
11/07/19 9:34:20 PM
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I'm VERY honest or even blunt.
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HornedLion
11/07/19 9:41:28 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
I'm VERY honest or even blunt.


This is usually the way to go. OR... be vague to start... cause crazy chicks will always like what you like.

Dude: I like to go to church.

Crazy chick: Me too!

Dude: I like MMA.

Crazy chick: Me too!

Dude: I like to fart into a pillow and immediately bring it up to my face to savor.

Crazy chick: Me too!

Of course a year down the line you find out none of that is true.
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wolfy42
11/07/19 9:44:13 PM
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Date "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Dude "Um........looks around for cops......sweats.......cringes a bit.......No?"
Date slaps him and storms off.

Nope, not a good idea.
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Lokarin
11/07/19 10:36:49 PM
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Mead posted...
your youtube recommends are such a cesspool dude


What kinda dink uses the recommend feature?

Subs only

If I went by recommendations it would garbage like life hacks and 5 minute crafts
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wwinterj25
11/07/19 11:57:01 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Dude: I like to fart into a pillow and immediately bring it up to my face to savor.

Crazy chick: Me too!


I need to find someone like that. Maybe we could swap pillows?
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HornedLion
11/08/19 1:05:16 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
HornedLion posted...
Dude: I like to fart into a pillow and immediately bring it up to my face to savor.

Crazy chick: Me too!


I need to find someone like that. Maybe we could swap pillows?


Thats how you get pink eye.
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wwinterj25
11/08/19 1:06:05 AM
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HornedLion posted...
Thats how you get pink eye.


Probably worth it.
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Muscles
11/08/19 2:13:45 AM
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I don't really see a point in lying, I would rather have them like me or not like me for me than have to live up to a lie/get busted in the lie
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blackhrt
11/08/19 6:12:04 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Well, if you are in Australia... you'd now be guilty of assault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL1T7HSBJ0k


well its kinda progress?
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SunWuKung420
11/08/19 6:58:58 PM
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No. I don't need to lie. I'm all that and a bag of chips.

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dedbus
11/09/19 12:38:44 AM
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Doing your makeup and getting all did up and acting well mannered is kinda deceitful.
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