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MedeaLysistrata
10/30/19 12:25:21 AM
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He opens the door and sees the Kratos threesome scene, wonders what the deal is with these new kinds of games and just mutters, half to himself, "are you winning, son?"
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KeepAnEyeOut
10/30/19 12:32:44 AM
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*hand stops moving rapidly* "AW FUCK, daaaad!!! I was about to before you walked in!!!"
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vigorm0rtis
10/30/19 12:48:36 AM
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"What the fuck are you doing in my house, dad? Doesn't the doorbell work?"
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-Godot-
10/30/19 12:51:53 AM
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I always chase a riddle down to the end father. That's one of my rules.
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Banjo2553
10/30/19 1:00:50 AM
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"What the fuck, am I seeing things? I thought you were dead!"
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Shablagoo
10/30/19 1:02:17 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
He opens the door and sees the Kratos threesome scene, wonders what the deal is with these new kinds of games and just mutters, half to himself, "are you winning, son?"

My dad actually did do that lol. My big brother had just gotten me a PS2 and that game as my first game and we had it hooked up playing it out on our porch.
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aki_sora
10/30/19 1:02:18 AM
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"who the fuck are you?"
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Chadawah
10/30/19 1:05:07 AM
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Damn son, can I watch?
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omega cookie
10/30/19 1:14:19 AM
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Considering I haven't spoken to or seen my father since I was 15, I'd likely have to kill him. Out of principle more than anything else.
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gunplagirl
10/30/19 1:16:54 AM
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My father was abusive and I haven't seen him in years. Far more importantly, he's never going to walk again after that drunk driving accident where he killed his second wife.

So maybe not as extreme as post 10, but I'd definitely sock him in the face.
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Omasitor Hain
10/30/19 1:21:39 AM
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I feel solidarity in this topic. Fuck you, dad.
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konokonohamaru
10/30/19 1:23:26 AM
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I got walked in on during Dragon Age Origins' awkward crappy sex scene
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omega cookie
10/30/19 1:43:21 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
My father was abusive and I haven't seen him in years. Far more importantly, he's never going to walk again after that drunk driving accident where he killed his second wife.

So maybe not as extreme as post 10, but I'd definitely sock him in the face.

I'm really tired and started listing out the vile shit my father did without realizing I was effectively starting a game of Who Has The Most Baggage, so instead of doing that I'll just say I'm sorry you had to seal with that.
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Zack_Attackv1
10/30/19 1:47:02 AM
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mattnd2007
10/30/19 1:47:14 AM
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Last game dad saw was dark souls 3. Seemed intrigued for about 5 minutes then left.

I think if he was younger he'd of been a gamer. But he was just a bit too old by the time the NES came out. Would have been more growing up in the Atari days.

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MarthGoomba
10/30/19 1:52:20 AM
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My dad would usually ask things like "How does a little girl carry a sword three times her size?" or "why isn't she wearing much clothing?"

My mom would ask why all their boobs were so huge
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Wii_Shaker
10/30/19 1:59:38 AM
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Banjo2553 posted...
"What the fuck, am I seeing things? I thought you were dead!"

This.

Real talk though, I keep my dad's ashes in my game room so he can always play games with me even in the afterlife :)
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Shablagoo
10/30/19 2:43:04 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
"What the fuck, am I seeing things? I thought you were dead!"

This.

Real talk though, I keep my dad's ashes in my game room so he can always play games with me even in the afterlife :)

aww:)
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gunplagirl
10/30/19 5:55:46 AM
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MarthGoomba posted...
My dad would usually ask things like "How does a little girl carry a sword three times her size?" or "why isn't she wearing much clothing?"

My mom would ask why all their boobs were so huge


Not huge enough imo
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jumi
10/30/19 5:56:39 AM
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Banjo2553 posted...
"What the fuck, am I seeing things? I thought you were dead!"



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