Poll of the Day > GOod hospital for gamer girls?

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OniRonin
10/18/19 7:18:50 PM
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Im ate some mushrooms I found it lunch today and now Im vomniy all over the place I think perhaps the yweee poisoning. Any good recommendation for gamer friendly hospital? (Im a girl)
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green dragon
10/18/19 7:20:25 PM
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I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
and now your sittin' in the corner cryin'
And now it's my fault
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OniRonin
10/19/19 8:49:28 AM
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Cacciato
10/19/19 9:15:02 AM
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Please stop
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OniRonin
10/19/19 10:45:59 AM
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EvenSpoonier
10/19/19 10:57:32 AM
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Dial the emergency number (911 in the US or Canada, 999 many other places). Tell them you ate some bad mushrooms by mistake, and describe the mushrooms as best you can remember.

Be sure to tell them you're a gamer girl. Not many people know this, but emergency services have gotten especially sensitive to the needs of gamers in recent years, especially gamer girls, and they will make sure you're routed to a friendly hospital. You do need to tell them, though. The dispatcher may seem a little confused by this, but don't worry; that's part of the mandatory training. It keeps the normies calm, cause it's what they expect. Just call emergency services ASAP, okay?
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captpackrat
10/19/19 1:47:49 PM
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I00yvJS
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SpeedDemon20
10/19/19 3:06:49 PM
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Try seeing Dr. Mario!
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Ogurisama
10/19/19 4:02:08 PM
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OniRonin
10/19/19 5:56:37 PM
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SpeedDemon20 posted...
Try seeing Dr. Mario!


This is no time for jokes. I could DIE!
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