Poll of the Day > Do you think you'd be a shoe salesman if you had Al Bundy's genes and upbringin

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Mad_Max
10/18/19 6:40:18 AM
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g?
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Raddest_Chad
10/18/19 6:54:08 AM
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Yes. Four touchdowns in a single game. Right on!
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ChronxDaHemphog
10/19/19 12:10:21 AM
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A fat woman came into the shoe store today and said that she was a size five. I shoved her hoof into a shoe, my thumb got stuck in the back of the shoe. She panicked, reared up, and galloped around the store, dragging me on the floor behind her. Thank God a stick of butter popped out of her purse, so I was able to grease my way out of there.
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Sensual_T_Rex
10/19/19 1:16:28 AM
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Why? Al Bundy was a terrible shoe salesman.
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Lokarin
10/19/19 1:44:41 AM
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uhhhhh.... no, Peg.

*flush*
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TheWorstPoster
10/19/19 2:55:22 AM
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If I were a shoe salesman, I would cut off all of the feet of those who go to competitors.
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WhiskeyDisk
10/19/19 3:17:26 AM
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NO MA'AM!

(caps) ffs, gfaqs, it's 20-fucking-19...
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Blaqthourne
10/19/19 4:18:40 AM
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myghostisdead
10/19/19 7:34:11 AM
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I dunno but I'd probably think about being a jean salesman if I had Al Bundy's shoes.

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