Poll of the Day > Would you rather date a girl half your age, or three times your age?

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TheWorstPoster
10/17/19 9:22:04 PM
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Answer - Results (15 votes)
Half
66.67% (10 votes)
10
Three times
33.33% (5 votes)
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EnvyFox
10/17/19 9:25:02 PM
#2:


Well both are gross but, since dating someone half my age would make me a hebephile or however you spell that, I'm going with the senior citizen.
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darcandkharg31
10/17/19 9:27:06 PM
#3:


That'd better be one smoking hot grandma because aint no way i'm dating someone who just a few years ago was still a literal child.
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Lokarin
10/17/19 9:28:05 PM
#4:


I can take children out on dates... I think that's what the Big Brother's Association is all about
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Doctor Foxx
10/17/19 9:29:37 PM
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Lokarin posted...
I can take children out on dates... I think that's what the Big Brother's Association is all about
What the fuck

No

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darcandkharg31
10/17/19 9:31:06 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Lokarin posted...
I can take children out on dates... I think that's what the Big Brother's Association is all about
What the fuck

No

lmao
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xjayguyx
10/17/19 9:31:48 PM
#7:


Half would still be legal here 33 / 2 is 16.5.. ya not great but no way I'm doing a 99 year old.. ewwwwwwwwwwww
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Lokarin
10/17/19 9:41:17 PM
#8:


darcandkharg31 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
Lokarin posted...
I can take children out on dates... I think that's what the Big Brother's Association is all about
What the fuck

No

lmao


Are The Big Brothers still a thing? They had commercials on TV all the time when I was a kid.
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wwinterj25
10/17/19 9:41:40 PM
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Half is acceptable. Three times my age is excessive.
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darcandkharg31
10/17/19 9:43:08 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Are The Big Brothers still a thing? They had commercials on TV all the time when I was a kid.

I believe so, been awhile since I seen a commercial but they're still a thing.
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Bugmeat
10/17/19 9:45:27 PM
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Three times my ages would be 126. Nobody has lived that long. There is no one for me to date. If there were, it would be really gross to date someone that old. I'll go with the 21 year old.


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Zareth
10/17/19 9:50:31 PM
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93 or 15 1/2?
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darcandkharg31
10/17/19 9:59:28 PM
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Zareth posted...
93 or 15 1/2?
The only winning move is not to play.

Could also marry the grandma and get inheritance. Give it to her so hard she has a heart attack.
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CTLM
10/17/19 10:12:41 PM
#14:


Half. They'd be almost 20 so still legal
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wolfy42
10/17/19 10:17:49 PM
#15:


Hmmm a mummy or someone in their mid 20's ....not a hard choice.
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TheWorstPoster
10/17/19 10:27:24 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Hmmm a mummy or someone in their mid 20's ....not a hard choice.

Why are you into necrophilia?
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Cacciato
10/17/19 10:29:33 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
wolfy42 posted...
Hmmm a mummy or someone in their mid 20's ....not a hard choice.

Why are you into necrophilia?

Why are you so into human feces?
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Unbridled9
10/17/19 10:33:23 PM
#18:


Half. I can wait till she's old enough. 3 times my age would be just...

3 years of waiting for a lifetime marriage vs. likely only having 3 years before she dies... Yea. I'll take the former.
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Unbridled9
10/17/19 10:38:57 PM
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The problem with this question is that 3 times your age makes it so that anyone 30 or above would likely be dating someone who is about to die. We can talk about how gross and disgusting it is to date a 15 year old or something, but once she got old enough you'd have your whole life with her (presumably). By comparison you're dating a person who is so old that they'll probably die before long anyways.

Should be 1/2 your age younger or 1/2 your age older.
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xjayguyx
10/17/19 10:40:46 PM
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Unbridled9 posted...
The problem with this question is that 3 times your age makes it so that anyone 30 or above would likely be dating someone who is about to die. We can talk about how gross and disgusting it is to date a 15 year old or something, but once she got old enough you'd have your whole life with her (presumably). By comparison you're dating a person who is so old that they'll probably die before long anyways.

Should be 1/2 your age younger or 1/2 your age older.


Or at least 1/2 age younger or double your age. Agreed three times is just stupid.
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CaptainStrong
10/17/19 10:46:15 PM
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10.5 or 63? Neither.
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zebatov
10/17/19 11:12:21 PM
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Half my age would be restricted to dinner with the parents and coffee that I dont drink.
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Johnny Eagle
10/17/19 11:16:09 PM
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I'm 41. Do the math, and guess what I voted for...
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gadgaurd
10/17/19 11:45:48 PM
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Well, I'll have to go with the younger one and just keep my hands to myself for a few years.
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Unbridled9
10/18/19 12:09:33 AM
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gadgaurd posted...
Well, I'll have to go with the younger one and just keep my hands to myself for a few years.


That seems to be the general consensus. After all, if you keep it to yourself until she's legal you haven't broken any laws and you could even argue you aren't attracted to her yet specifically because she's too young.
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sveksii
10/18/19 12:15:31 AM
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I'll go by my Neptune age of 0, of which either option is 0, so I basically can date anyone. After which point I'd choose neither anyway.
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Keebs05
10/18/19 12:36:23 AM
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Half my age would likely put me in pedo territory. Three times my age would likely put me in necro territory. Got to go with the old lady. Take advantage of that senior citizen discount whenever we go out. And you can keep cashing those social security checks when they kick the bucket.
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Dynalo
10/18/19 12:39:16 AM
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Bust out the granny. At least maybe something good will be left to me in the will.
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Sarcasthma
10/18/19 12:40:29 AM
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Cacciato posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
wolfy42 posted...
Hmmm a mummy or someone in their mid 20's ....not a hard choice.

Why are you into necrophilia?

Why are you so into human feces?

Got em!
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LinkPizza
10/18/19 12:42:49 AM
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Half. And then just wait...

Lokarin posted...
Are The Big Brothers still a thing? They had commercials on TV all the time when I was a kid.

They are in my city. The building is actually close to my current work building. Ive walked around that area before...
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Entity13
10/18/19 1:53:43 AM
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Unless the older one is an immortal goddess or something like that, I'll have to go with neither. Thrice my age is almost certainly dead, and half of mine is both barely illegal and more than likely lacking in the brains or maturity to even bother. Same with guys.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
10/18/19 1:59:45 AM
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Cacciato posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
wolfy42 posted...
Hmmm a mummy or someone in their mid 20's ....not a hard choice.

Why are you into necrophilia?

Why are you so into human feces?

Don't forget the pee.
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The Popo
10/18/19 3:03:59 AM
#34:


1/2 = 19

3x = 114

Id feel wrong about dating a 19 year old, but there are only 12 people in the world who are 114 or older. I think Ill pass.
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PMarth2002
10/18/19 3:09:32 AM
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16.5 or 99?

One's skeezy and illegal and the other's gross as fuck.Pass.
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Zacek
10/18/19 3:10:00 AM
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I'm 39, so no problem here with being with someone half my age.
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Muscles
10/18/19 3:15:06 AM
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I would rather stay single than date a a 12.5 year old or a 75 year old
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Kyuubi4269
10/18/19 3:31:40 AM
#38:


PMarth2002 posted...
16.5 or 99?

One's skeezy and illegal and the other's gross as fuck.Pass.

They said date, not fuck. The question is, would you rather go for a meal with a 16 year old or a near centennial?
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gguirao
10/18/19 3:36:40 AM
#39:


PMarth2002 posted...
16.5 or 99?

One's skeezy and illegal and the other's gross as fuck.Pass.

Exactly this.
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wwinterj25
10/18/19 1:48:01 PM
#40:


Unbridled9 posted...
Should be 1/2 your age younger or 1/2 your age older.


Agreed. However even with that my answer doesn't change. Half my age would be the best option.
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DeathMagnetic80
10/18/19 2:04:59 PM
#41:


I'm 39. A woman half my age is 19, going on 20. Wonky, but at least shes an adult. A woman 3 times my age would be 117 years old.
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dementedlullaby
10/18/19 5:01:16 PM
#42:


I wouldn't date someone half my age because it's illegal. (TBH I wouldn't date anyone under 25)
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TheWorstPoster
10/18/19 9:58:08 PM
#43:


bump
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TheWorstPoster
10/21/19 10:12:28 PM
#44:


bump
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Lokarin
10/21/19 10:15:03 PM
#45:


You guys are gross, can't even go on a date without expecting sex.
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Disengaged
10/21/19 11:30:08 PM
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Let's see, date a corpse, or a teen....

Yeah fuck that, glad I'm married.
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rexcrk
10/22/19 7:03:32 AM
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TC living up to his username I see.
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WhiskeyDisk
10/22/19 9:19:40 AM
#48:


Let's see... 123 vs ~20.

Pretty easy call there.
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Kyuubi4269
10/22/19 9:33:12 AM
#49:


Disengaged posted...
Let's see, date a corpse, or a teen....

Yeah fuck that, glad I'm married.

Which would upset your wife more, banging a geriatric, or preying on a teen?
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