Poll of the Day > I have just discovered the real world Cthulhu

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Lokarin
10/17/19 3:46:05 PM
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She was a mongolian princess who was really tall and strong. She was so strong she was the best wrestler in the army, better than all the men too.

Her strategy in battle was to ride a horse into the enemy, pick up an enemy soldier in one hand, and bring them back to her army...

That's bad ass
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darcandkharg31
10/17/19 3:55:39 PM
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wouldn't it be easier if she stabbed them rather than dragging them back?
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Lokarin
10/17/19 3:56:27 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
wouldn't it be easier if she stabbed them rather than dragging them back?


I guess it's hard to pick someone up and stab them while riding a horse
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darcandkharg31
10/17/19 3:57:58 PM
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Lokarin posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
wouldn't it be easier if she stabbed them rather than dragging them back?


I guess it's hard to pick someone up and stab them while riding a horse

ah yes, I could see that being a problem with only two hands, I mean you gotta hold onto the reins as well.
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kind9
10/17/19 3:58:11 PM
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How many tentacles does she have? And how many miles tall does she stand?
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Aculo
10/17/19 4:07:47 PM
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it's khutulun, not cthulhu, ffs lok...
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Lokarin
10/17/19 4:10:24 PM
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Aculo posted...
it's khutulun, not cthulhu, ffs lok...


thanks joke ruiner
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Aculo
10/17/19 4:11:48 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Aculo posted...
it's khutulun, not cthulhu, ffs lok...


thanks joke ruiner

where exactly was the the joke?
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GanonsSpirit
10/17/19 5:22:01 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Her strategy in battle was to ride a horse into the enemy, pick up an enemy soldier in one hand, and bring them back to her army...

That seems like a shitty and pointless strategy.
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SunWuKung420
10/17/19 5:24:26 PM
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GanonsSpirit posted...
Lokarin posted...
Her strategy in battle was to ride a horse into the enemy, pick up an enemy soldier in one hand, and bring them back to her army...

That seems like a shitty and pointless strategy.


Gaining soldiers in a battle is better than only losing them. Planting such spies to turn the ears of enemy soldiers is an "Art of War" tactic. Pfft, civilians.
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Lokarin
10/17/19 10:55:55 PM
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in any case, way cooler than Mulan.

Boudicca is cool, too.
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