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Viking_Mudcrap 10/16/19 10:42:19 AM #1: |
Bang your mom for $500,000 or let your dad bang you for $1,000,000.00 - Results (3 votes)
Bang your mom for half a million
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Get banged by your dad for one million
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Aculo 10/16/19 10:44:32 AM #2: |
both of those prices have to go up by at least triple digits before i can ever consider this, ok?
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Bugmeat 10/16/19 10:44:39 AM #3: |
I find both prospects to be equally unappealing. Might as well go for the million if I'm gonna do it at all.
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darcandkharg31 10/16/19 10:55:19 AM #4: |
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SunWuKung420 10/16/19 11:05:05 AM #5: |
Now we know why mudcrap is a virgin.
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SkynyrdRocker 10/16/19 11:05:58 AM #6: |
Bugmeat posted...
I find both prospects to be equally unappealing. Might as well go for the million if I'm gonna do it at all.I agree with this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpaceBear_ 10/16/19 11:14:22 AM #7: |
My Mum is getting it.
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Viking_Mudcrap 10/16/19 11:44:31 AM #8: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
Now we know why mudcrap is a virgin. Because Im pure. --- stuff ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvilMegas 10/16/19 11:46:24 AM #9: |
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Mad_Max 10/16/19 11:47:09 AM #10: |
I'd let my dad bang me for a cool mil. We're practically strangers, it'd be like having sex with some random dude.
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Kyuubi4269 10/16/19 11:49:27 AM #11: |
I'd let him, he'd not do it, I get $1M.
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Bugmeat 10/16/19 11:56:03 AM #12: |
Kyuubi4269 posted...
I'd let him, he'd not do it, I get $1M. If they don't do it then you didn't actually them do it. You merely gave permission. Letting somebody do something requires you to willingly not interfere while they actually do it. --- "Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 10/16/19 12:05:24 PM #13: |
Kyuubi4269 posted...
I'd let him, he'd not do it, I get $1M. You don't get the mil unless he bangs you... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kyuubi4269 10/16/19 12:15:36 PM #14: |
Bugmeat posted...
If they don't do it then you didn't actually them do it. You merely gave permission. Letting somebody do something requires you to willingly not interfere while they actually do it. Since when? What part of letting somebody act requires that they do it? It's an act on my part solely, "let" is not code for "make". --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bugmeat 10/16/19 1:31:45 PM #15: |
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Bugmeat posted...If they don't do it then you didn't actually them do it. You merely gave permission. Letting somebody do something requires you to willingly not interfere while they actually do it. Who said anything about making them do it? I certainly didn't. If the deed is never done you didn't actually let anyone do anything. You would have let them, if they tried. But would have isn't the same as actually allowing it to happen. You couldn't possibly have allowed something that never happened. I can't rightfully claim that I allowed my sister to have an abortion if she never actually had one. I can say that I would allow her to have to have abortion, but not that I did allow her. To truly allow something to happen requires both the act to happen as well as you choosing not to try and stop it. Otherwise you're just stuck at would have allowed it to happen. --- "Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 10/16/19 4:44:18 PM #17: |
My dad's been dead for 8 years. Does he magically come back to live, bang me, and then die? Does a clone of him show up? Does someone use a time machine to pluck him out of the space-time continuum at a point before he died? Or does he rise as a zombie?
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adjl 10/16/19 4:59:28 PM #18: |
My dad's currently a pile of ashes in a box. How does this factor into the scenario?
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GrimCyclone 10/16/19 5:03:32 PM #19: |
adjl posted...
My dad's currently a pile of ashes in a box. How does this factor into the scenario? The scenario is fictional and you're contrasting it with reality. How about just make pretend, you know... like the topic is asking you to do in the first place? You smarty pants, you! --- "When he raises himself up, the mighty fear; Because of the crashing they are bewildered." https://imgur.com/EmR62Z5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 10/16/19 5:06:25 PM #20: |
adjl posted...
My dad's currently a pile of ashes in a box. How does this factor into the scenario? This is a good point. My dad's ashes are scattered across a wide area in a forest hundreds of miles away. Can a dust zombie somehow bang someone? And if so, what are the mechanics involved? This is truly a conundrum! --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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captpackrat 10/16/19 6:10:27 PM #22: |
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darcandkharg31 10/16/19 6:16:12 PM #23: |
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Viking_Mudcrap 10/16/19 6:18:27 PM #24: |
Bugmeat posted...
Who said anything about making them do it? I certainly didn't. If the deed is never done you didn't actually let anyone do anything. You would have let them, if they tried. But would have isn't the same as actually allowing it to happen. You couldn't possibly have allowed something that never happened. Buhhhhhh --- stuff ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kyuubi4269 10/16/19 6:21:09 PM #25: |
Bugmeat posted...
If the deed is never done you didn't actually let anyone do anything. You would have let them, if they tried. But would have isn't the same as actually allowing it to happen. You couldn't possibly have allowed something that never happened. That's a nonsense condition you pulled out of your ass. If your boss lets you leave early but you choose to stay on late, did they not let you leave? Bugmeat posted... I can't rightfully claim that I allowed my sister to have an abortion if she never actually had one. I can say that I would allow her to have to have abortion, but not that I did allow her. You can say you do allow her, it's just an awkward thing to say as it implies there's a circumstance where you would tell her unsolicited that if she got pregnant, you would force her to give birth. Saying you would allow her is saying you don't consider it your place to allow it or not unless you were specifically informed. Bugmeat posted... To truly allow something to happen requires both the act to happen as well as you choosing not to try and stop it. You can't no true scotsman the word let. --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrimCyclone 10/16/19 6:30:36 PM #26: |
I honestly couldn't do either. I've got half that in equity already. Maybe if I were poor. Then again, maybe not. Naaah... I don't think I could.
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SunWuKung420 10/16/19 6:32:39 PM #27: |
Viking_Mudcrap posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...Now we know why mudcrap is a virgin. Nah. It's those parental fantasies of yours. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emmo 10/16/19 6:52:12 PM #28: |
Do I still get inheritance after never speaking to them again?
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mooreandrew58 10/16/19 6:57:43 PM #29: |
Mad_Max posted...
I'd let my dad bang me for a cool mil. We're practically strangers, it'd be like having sex with some random dude. Pretty much same. Ive met him and might recognize him but otherwise hes a stranger. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 10/16/19 7:00:48 PM #30: |
Kyuubi4269 posted...
If your boss lets you leave early but you choose to stay on late, did they not let you leave? They didn't not let you, but they also didn't let you. If the event in question never happens, the word "let" becomes inappropriate to describe the circumstances. In that case, you need to prepend "would have" in order to indicate that the permission was never actually realized. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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captpackrat 10/16/19 8:05:24 PM #31: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
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Fierce_Deity_08 10/16/19 8:24:13 PM #32: |
My dads ashes are in a box, so I would gladly bump that for a million. But you might wait a few more years, Im still mourning since he died just last year.
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wwinterj25 10/16/19 9:54:29 PM #33: |
Time to track down my mum.
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EnvyFox 10/16/19 10:19:04 PM #34: |
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JoanOfArcade 10/16/19 11:23:23 PM #35: |
The real question is are the prize pools reversed for daughters or gay sons? Gay daughter would be same as son In this case to clarify further
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OhhhJa 10/16/19 11:27:01 PM #36: |
So do I have to choose one or can I refuse both?
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aHappySacka 10/16/19 11:51:49 PM #37: |
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fishy071 10/17/19 1:08:02 AM #38: |
Neither. The money is not worth it.
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Mead 10/17/19 1:28:44 AM #39: |
Is this a one time deal or can I just keep on earning $$$$
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aDirtyShisno 10/17/19 5:10:34 AM #40: |
EvilMegas posted...
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aDirtyShisno 10/17/19 5:12:53 AM #41: |
Bugmeat posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...Bugmeat posted...If they don't do it then you didn't actually them do it. You merely gave permission. Letting somebody do something requires you to willingly not interfere while they actually do it. Why are you in charge of your sisters abortions...? --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvilMegas 10/17/19 6:25:01 AM #42: |
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Trialia 10/17/19 6:41:11 AM #43: |
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Agreed. (Especially so since in my case that would involve not only incest but necromancy - sick!) --- Trialia ~ unfaithful-mirror.net PSN: Trialia_X, Xaedere (100%) | XBL: trialia, Noquelle (100%) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mad_Max 10/17/19 9:25:25 AM #44: |
Trialia posted...
incest but necromancy - sick!) Hell yeah totally sick --- Terminal Crazy https://imgur.com/R9TrmGD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Black_Crusher 10/17/19 9:55:44 AM #45: |
Mad_Max posted...
I'd let my dad bang me for a cool mil. We're practically strangers, it'd be like having sex with some random dude. Incidentally this is probably why you're strangers, Max lol --- My roguelike, Equin: The Lantern! https://store.steampowered.com/app/547980/Equin_The_Lantern/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CaioNV 10/17/19 10:00:56 AM #46: |
I do not like this topic :(
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Viking_Mudcrap 10/17/19 11:22:10 AM #47: |
CaioNV posted...
I do not like this topic :( Why? --- stuff ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnvyFox 10/17/19 12:05:05 PM #48: |
Viking_Mudcrap posted...
Bang your mom for $500,000 or let your dad bang you for $1,000,000.00 This is why you're not allowed to play with the other children. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 10/17/19 12:46:05 PM #49: |
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wwinterj25 10/17/19 1:27:43 PM #50: |
CaioNV posted...
I do not like this topic :( I mean if you're not close to your mum, dad or both it's probably more doable. Thankfully for me I don't know or care if my mum is alive or not so it's a easy choice. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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