Poll of the Day > Bang your mom for $500,000 or let your dad bang you for $1,000,000.00

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Viking_Mudcrap
10/16/19 10:42:19 AM
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Bang your mom for $500,000 or let your dad bang you for $1,000,000.00 - Results (3 votes)
Bang your mom for half a million
0% (0 votes)
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Get banged by your dad for one million
100% (3 votes)
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Aculo
10/16/19 10:44:32 AM
#2:


both of those prices have to go up by at least triple digits before i can ever consider this, ok?
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Bugmeat
10/16/19 10:44:39 AM
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I find both prospects to be equally unappealing. Might as well go for the million if I'm gonna do it at all.


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darcandkharg31
10/16/19 10:55:19 AM
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SunWuKung420
10/16/19 11:05:05 AM
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Now we know why mudcrap is a virgin.
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SkynyrdRocker
10/16/19 11:05:58 AM
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Bugmeat posted...
I find both prospects to be equally unappealing. Might as well go for the million if I'm gonna do it at all.
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SpaceBear_
10/16/19 11:14:22 AM
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My Mum is getting it.
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Viking_Mudcrap
10/16/19 11:44:31 AM
#8:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Now we know why mudcrap is a virgin.


Because Im pure.

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EvilMegas
10/16/19 11:46:24 AM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
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Mad_Max
10/16/19 11:47:09 AM
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I'd let my dad bang me for a cool mil. We're practically strangers, it'd be like having sex with some random dude.
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Kyuubi4269
10/16/19 11:49:27 AM
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I'd let him, he'd not do it, I get $1M.
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Bugmeat
10/16/19 11:56:03 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
I'd let him, he'd not do it, I get $1M.

If they don't do it then you didn't actually them do it. You merely gave permission. Letting somebody do something requires you to willingly not interfere while they actually do it.


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LinkPizza
10/16/19 12:05:24 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
I'd let him, he'd not do it, I get $1M.

You don't get the mil unless he bangs you...
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Kyuubi4269
10/16/19 12:15:36 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
If they don't do it then you didn't actually them do it. You merely gave permission. Letting somebody do something requires you to willingly not interfere while they actually do it.

Since when? What part of letting somebody act requires that they do it? It's an act on my part solely, "let" is not code for "make".
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Bugmeat
10/16/19 1:31:45 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Bugmeat posted...
If they don't do it then you didn't actually them do it. You merely gave permission. Letting somebody do something requires you to willingly not interfere while they actually do it.

Since when? What part of letting somebody act requires that they do it? It's an act on my part solely, "let" is not code for "make".

Who said anything about making them do it? I certainly didn't. If the deed is never done you didn't actually let anyone do anything. You would have let them, if they tried. But would have isn't the same as actually allowing it to happen. You couldn't possibly have allowed something that never happened.

I can't rightfully claim that I allowed my sister to have an abortion if she never actually had one. I can say that I would allow her to have to have abortion, but not that I did allow her.

To truly allow something to happen requires both the act to happen as well as you choosing not to try and stop it. Otherwise you're just stuck at would have allowed it to happen.


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ParanoidObsessive
10/16/19 4:44:18 PM
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My dad's been dead for 8 years. Does he magically come back to live, bang me, and then die? Does a clone of him show up? Does someone use a time machine to pluck him out of the space-time continuum at a point before he died? Or does he rise as a zombie?

These are all incredibly important considerations.
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adjl
10/16/19 4:59:28 PM
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My dad's currently a pile of ashes in a box. How does this factor into the scenario?
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GrimCyclone
10/16/19 5:03:32 PM
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adjl posted...
My dad's currently a pile of ashes in a box. How does this factor into the scenario?

The scenario is fictional and you're contrasting it with reality. How about just make pretend, you know... like the topic is asking you to do in the first place?

You smarty pants, you!
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ParanoidObsessive
10/16/19 5:06:25 PM
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adjl posted...
My dad's currently a pile of ashes in a box. How does this factor into the scenario?

This is a good point. My dad's ashes are scattered across a wide area in a forest hundreds of miles away.

Can a dust zombie somehow bang someone? And if so, what are the mechanics involved? This is truly a conundrum!
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captpackrat
10/16/19 6:10:27 PM
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darcandkharg31
10/16/19 6:16:12 PM
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captpackrat posted...
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Simultaneously.
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Viking_Mudcrap
10/16/19 6:18:27 PM
#24:


Bugmeat posted...
Who said anything about making them do it? I certainly didn't. If the deed is never done you didn't actually let anyone do anything. You would have let them, if they tried. But would have isn't the same as actually allowing it to happen. You couldn't possibly have allowed something that never happened.

I can't rightfully claim that I allowed my sister to have an abortion if she never actually had one. I can say that I would allow her to have to have abortion, but not that I did allow her.

To truly allow something to happen requires both the act to happen as well as you choosing not to try and stop it. Otherwise you're just stuck at would have allowed it to happen.


Buhhhhhh

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Kyuubi4269
10/16/19 6:21:09 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
If the deed is never done you didn't actually let anyone do anything. You would have let them, if they tried. But would have isn't the same as actually allowing it to happen. You couldn't possibly have allowed something that never happened.

That's a nonsense condition you pulled out of your ass. If your boss lets you leave early but you choose to stay on late, did they not let you leave?

Bugmeat posted...
I can't rightfully claim that I allowed my sister to have an abortion if she never actually had one. I can say that I would allow her to have to have abortion, but not that I did allow her.

You can say you do allow her, it's just an awkward thing to say as it implies there's a circumstance where you would tell her unsolicited that if she got pregnant, you would force her to give birth. Saying you would allow her is saying you don't consider it your place to allow it or not unless you were specifically informed.

Bugmeat posted...
To truly allow something to happen requires both the act to happen as well as you choosing not to try and stop it.

You can't no true scotsman the word let.
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GrimCyclone
10/16/19 6:30:36 PM
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I honestly couldn't do either. I've got half that in equity already. Maybe if I were poor. Then again, maybe not. Naaah... I don't think I could.
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SunWuKung420
10/16/19 6:32:39 PM
#27:


Viking_Mudcrap posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Now we know why mudcrap is a virgin.


Because Im pure.


Nah. It's those parental fantasies of yours.
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emmo
10/16/19 6:52:12 PM
#28:


Do I still get inheritance after never speaking to them again?
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mooreandrew58
10/16/19 6:57:43 PM
#29:


Mad_Max posted...
I'd let my dad bang me for a cool mil. We're practically strangers, it'd be like having sex with some random dude.


Pretty much same. Ive met him and might recognize him but otherwise hes a stranger.
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adjl
10/16/19 7:00:48 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
If your boss lets you leave early but you choose to stay on late, did they not let you leave?


They didn't not let you, but they also didn't let you. If the event in question never happens, the word "let" becomes inappropriate to describe the circumstances. In that case, you need to prepend "would have" in order to indicate that the permission was never actually realized.
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captpackrat
10/16/19 8:05:24 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
captpackrat posted...
jKmA4JX

Simultaneously.

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Fierce_Deity_08
10/16/19 8:24:13 PM
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My dads ashes are in a box, so I would gladly bump that for a million. But you might wait a few more years, Im still mourning since he died just last year.
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wwinterj25
10/16/19 9:54:29 PM
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Time to track down my mum.
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EnvyFox
10/16/19 10:19:04 PM
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JoanOfArcade
10/16/19 11:23:23 PM
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The real question is are the prize pools reversed for daughters or gay sons? Gay daughter would be same as son In this case to clarify further
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OhhhJa
10/16/19 11:27:01 PM
#36:


So do I have to choose one or can I refuse both?
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aHappySacka
10/16/19 11:51:49 PM
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fishy071
10/17/19 1:08:02 AM
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Neither. The money is not worth it.
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Mead
10/17/19 1:28:44 AM
#39:


Is this a one time deal or can I just keep on earning $$$$
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aDirtyShisno
10/17/19 5:10:34 AM
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EvilMegas posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Z4EI6mn

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aDirtyShisno
10/17/19 5:12:53 AM
#41:


Bugmeat posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Bugmeat posted...
If they don't do it then you didn't actually them do it. You merely gave permission. Letting somebody do something requires you to willingly not interfere while they actually do it.

Since when? What part of letting somebody act requires that they do it? It's an act on my part solely, "let" is not code for "make".

Who said anything about making them do it? I certainly didn't. If the deed is never done you didn't actually let anyone do anything. You would have let them, if they tried. But would have isn't the same as actually allowing it to happen. You couldn't possibly have allowed something that never happened.

I can't rightfully claim that I allowed my sister to have an abortion if she never actually had one. I can say that I would allow her to have to have abortion, but not that I did allow her.

To truly allow something to happen requires both the act to happen as well as you choosing not to try and stop it. Otherwise you're just stuck at would have allowed it to happen.


Why are you in charge of your sisters abortions...?
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EvilMegas
10/17/19 6:25:01 AM
#42:


captpackrat posted...
jKmA4JX

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Trialia
10/17/19 6:41:11 AM
#43:


darcandkharg31 posted...
Z4EI6mn

Agreed.

(Especially so since in my case that would involve not only incest but necromancy - sick!)
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Mad_Max
10/17/19 9:25:25 AM
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Trialia posted...
incest but necromancy - sick!)

Hell yeah totally sick

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Black_Crusher
10/17/19 9:55:44 AM
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Mad_Max posted...
I'd let my dad bang me for a cool mil. We're practically strangers, it'd be like having sex with some random dude.

Incidentally this is probably why you're strangers, Max lol
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CaioNV
10/17/19 10:00:56 AM
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I do not like this topic :(
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Viking_Mudcrap
10/17/19 11:22:10 AM
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CaioNV posted...
I do not like this topic :(


Why?

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EnvyFox
10/17/19 12:05:05 PM
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Viking_Mudcrap posted...
Bang your mom for $500,000 or let your dad bang you for $1,000,000.00

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Sarcasthma
10/17/19 12:46:05 PM
#49:


aDirtyShisno posted...
EvilMegas posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Z4EI6mn

Why are your eyes floating off of your head!?

Because Extra Fabulous Comics has a distinct art style that complements its zany writing.

Serious though, there are some great comics.
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wwinterj25
10/17/19 1:27:43 PM
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CaioNV posted...
I do not like this topic :(

I mean if you're not close to your mum, dad or both it's probably more doable. Thankfully for me I don't know or care if my mum is alive or not so it's a easy choice.
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