Poll of the Day > How the hell I did end up in Canada?!

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WastelandCowboy 10/16/19 12:08:32 AM #1:	I hate fucking Canada! I'm American. Apple pie? Lower 48? Air Supply? Why would I wanna come to Canada? So your national health care can make me wait sixty years for a new kidney? Whole country's a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging, chickenshit cowards who didn't have the balls to stay home and fight the Vietcong to preserve our American way of life. No snow at the Winter Olympics? What the hell was that?! It's the WINTER Olympics! What are you doing?! Holding your cocks, handing out maple-leaf sugar loafs. You couldnt even get the Olympic Torch to fucking light right! ~~Canada's alright. Kind of cold.~~ And yeah, I just started watching Shameless. Fucking A+ show. <cite>WastelandCowboy posted [p:928824555] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>I hate fucking Canada! I'm American. Apple pie? Lower 48? Air Supply? Why would I wanna come to Canada? So your national health care can make me wait sixty years for a new kidney? Whole country's a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging, chickenshit cowards who didn't have the balls to stay home and fight the Vietcong to preserve our American way of life. No snow at the Winter Olympics? What the hell was that?! It's the WINTER Olympics! What are you doing?! Holding your cocks, handing out maple-leaf sugar loafs. You couldnt even get the Olympic Torch to fucking light right! Canada's alright. Kind of cold. And yeah, I just started watching Shameless. Fucking A+ show.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 10/16/19 10:26:55 AM #2:	Ya, and the beer sucks --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:928836891] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>Ya, and the beer sucks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 10/16/19 10:35:18 AM #3:	Lokarin posted... Ya, and the beer sucks "It's okay, it's just my toe" bang --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:928837176] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>Lokarin posted...</cite> <quote>Ya, and the beer sucks</quote> "It's okay, it's just my toe" bang</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 10/16/19 10:38:28 AM #4:	poutine tastes like garbage from the gutter toilet, ok? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:928837274] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>poutine tastes like garbage from the gutter toilet, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 10/16/19 10:59:33 AM #5:	they even put milk in a bag... weirdoes --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:928838038] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>they even put milk in a bag... weirdoes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWitchMorgana 10/16/19 11:04:16 AM #6:	Krazy_Kirby posted... they even put milk in a bag... weirdoes thats really more of an ontario (maybe quebec?) thing --- I wanna be somewhere that I belong / Never mind how I got there <cite>TheWitchMorgana posted [p:928838219] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>Krazy_Kirby posted...</cite> <quote>they even put milk in a bag... weirdoes</quote> thats really more of an ontario (maybe quebec?) thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 10/16/19 1:22:00 PM #7:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVPDL89FQ1M" data-time=" --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:928843488] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVPDL89FQ1M" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 10/16/19 3:39:03 PM #8:	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:928849018] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GrimCyclone 10/16/19 3:47:31 PM #9:	You guys should be careful. Lots of Canadians virulently hate Americans by default. I could see this topic causing a few of them to literally go apeshit. I've never in life been hated by anyone until I met some Canadians. Holy fucking shit. Excuse me for living. I'm serious, you guys should run. They're serious. I'm scared just saying this. leaves an assortment of Kraft Dinner, ketchup chips and aero bars as a peace offering --- "When he raises himself up, the mighty fear; Because of the crashing they are bewildered." https://imgur.com/EmR62Z5 <cite>GrimCyclone posted [p:928849349] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>You guys should be careful. Lots of Canadians virulently hate Americans by default. I could see this topic causing a few of them to literally go apeshit. I've never in life been hated by anyone until I met some Canadians. Holy fucking shit. Excuse me for living. I'm serious, you guys should run. They're serious. I'm scared just saying this. leaves an assortment of Kraft Dinner, ketchup chips and aero bars as a peace offering</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 10/16/19 3:51:24 PM #10:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueBZuZAoglE" data-time=" --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:928849494] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueBZuZAoglE" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WastelandCowboy 10/16/19 4:00:26 PM #11:	Just so you guys know, this is a joke topic. Canadas awesome, dontchaknow? <cite>WastelandCowboy posted [p:928849824] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>Just so you guys know, this is a joke topic. Canadas awesome, dontchaknow?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hop103 10/16/19 4:04:17 PM #12:	There's also a useless cuck in power with more fangirls than a K-Pop idol. --- "In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon <cite>Hop103 posted [p:928849947] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>There's also a useless cuck in power with more fangirls than a K-Pop idol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raddest_Chad 10/16/19 4:40:09 PM #13:	GrimCyclone posted... You guys should be careful. Lots of Canadians virulently hate Americans by default. I could see this topic causing a few of them to literally go apeshit. I've never in life been hated by anyone until I met some Canadians. Holy fucking shit. Excuse me for living. I'm serious, you guys should run. They're serious. I'm scared just saying this. leaves an assortment of Kraft Dinner, ketchup chips and aero bars as a peace offering Its weird. I saw an article a while ago about this culture of the nationalistic Canadian far left is very anti-American. The right wing Canadians tend to be pro-American. Like one of the dudes running for Prime Minister is half American and hes on the Conservative ticket. <cite>Raddest_Chad posted [p:928851331] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>GrimCyclone posted...</cite> <quote>You guys should be careful. Lots of Canadians virulently hate Americans by default. I could see this topic causing a few of them to literally go apeshit. I've never in life been hated by anyone until I met some Canadians. Holy fucking shit. Excuse me for living. I'm serious, you guys should run. They're serious. I'm scared just saying this. leaves an assortment of Kraft Dinner, ketchup chips and aero bars as a peace offering</quote> Its weird. I saw an article a while ago about this culture of the nationalistic Canadian far left is very anti-American. The right wing Canadians tend to be pro-American. Like one of the dudes running for Prime Minister is half American and hes on the Conservative ticket.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 10/16/19 5:05:15 PM #14:	WastelandCowboy posted... Just so you guys know, this is a joke topic. Appropriate, because Canadia's a joke country! --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:928852512] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>WastelandCowboy posted...</cite> <quote>Just so you guys know, this is a joke topic.</quote> Appropriate, because Canadia's a joke country!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GrimCyclone 10/16/19 5:09:20 PM #15:	I am related to a few Canadians met many of them as snow birds for our family vacation rental business. It is true there is a stark divide between left and right Canadians and how they think. For me, this the ones that have these mythologies about American culture that stand out the most. However, not all their lefties are like this at all. They do have a hippy left like we do that I met up in Ohio. Came from an older generation. The man's name was "Guy" and he was one of the coolest people I'd ever met. He loved cherry twizzlers too. --- "When he raises himself up, the mighty fear; Because of the crashing they are bewildered." https://imgur.com/EmR62Z5 <cite>GrimCyclone posted [p:928852696] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>I am related to a few Canadians met many of them as snow birds for our family vacation rental business. It is true there is a stark divide between left and right Canadians and how they think. For me, this the ones that have these mythologies about American culture that stand out the most. However, not all their lefties are like this at all. They do have a hippy left like we do that I met up in Ohio. Came from an older generation. The man's name was "Guy" and he was one of the coolest people I'd ever met. He loved cherry twizzlers too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 10/16/19 5:11:30 PM #16:	Fun Fact (ladies): Canadians are acclimatized to the winter... so we don't experience "shrinkage" --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:928852808] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>Fun Fact (ladies): Canadians are acclimatized to the winter... so we don't experience "shrinkage"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 10/16/19 5:26:40 PM #17:	Lokarin posted... Fun Fact (ladies): Canadians are acclimatized to the winter... so we don't experience "shrinkage" Counterpoint - all Canadians measure their bits and bobs in metric centimeters, which makes everything inherently smaller to begin with. That's just science! --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:928853446] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>Lokarin posted...</cite> <quote>Fun Fact (ladies): Canadians are acclimatized to the winter... so we don't experience "shrinkage"</quote> Counterpoint - all Canadians measure their bits and bobs in metric centimeters, which makes everything inherently smaller to begin with. That's just science!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 10/16/19 5:27:17 PM #18:	ParanoidObsessive posted... Lokarin posted... Fun Fact (ladies): Canadians are acclimatized to the winter... so we don't experience "shrinkage" Counterpoint - all Canadians measure their bits and bobs in metric centimeters, which makes everything inherently smaller to begin with. That's just science! 15>6 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:928853476] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted...</cite> <quote>Lokarin posted...</cite> <quote>Fun Fact (ladies): Canadians are acclimatized to the winter... so we don't experience "shrinkage"</quote> Counterpoint - all Canadians measure their bits and bobs in metric centimeters, which makes everything inherently smaller to begin with. That's just science!</quote> 15>6 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 10/16/19 5:31:41 PM #19:	adjl posted... 15>6 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? If I offered to give you 2000 US dollars or 2000 pesos, which would you choose? --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:928853679] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote><cite>adjl posted...</cite> <quote>15>6 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?</quote> If I offered to give you 2000 US dollars or 2000 pesos, which would you choose?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 10/16/19 5:35:34 PM #20:	ParanoidObsessive posted... adjl posted... 15>6 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? If I offered to give you 2000 US dollars or 2000 pesos, which would you choose? are pesos actually their main dollar, or do they have a cents analogue? --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:928853841] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted...</cite> <quote><cite>adjl posted...</cite> <quote>15>6 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?</quote> If I offered to give you 2000 US dollars or 2000 pesos, which would you choose?</quote> are pesos actually their main dollar, or do they have a cents analogue?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 10/16/19 5:41:52 PM #21:	ParanoidObsessive posted... adjl posted... 15>6 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? If I offered to give you 2000 US dollars or 2000 pesos, which would you choose? Don't go complicating this with your fancy "units" now. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:928854116] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted...</cite> <quote><cite>adjl posted...</cite> <quote>15>6 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?</quote> If I offered to give you 2000 US dollars or 2000 pesos, which would you choose?</quote> Don't go complicating this with your fancy "units" now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 10/16/19 9:12:15 PM #22:	You took the wrong turn at Albuquerque. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:928862627] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>You took the wrong turn at Albuquerque.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raddest_Chad 10/16/19 10:43:48 PM #23:	I remember years ago getting modded for saying Justin Trudeau stinks and his justice system is weak and got into a feud with mods that accused me of racism. No joke. Be careful. <cite>Raddest_Chad posted [p:928866105] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>I remember years ago getting modded for saying Justin Trudeau stinks and his justice system is weak and got into a feud with mods that accused me of racism. No joke. Be careful.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hop103 10/16/19 10:53:16 PM #24:	Raddest_Chad posted... I remember years ago getting modded for saying Justin Trudeau stinks and his justice system is weak and got into a feud with mods that accused me of racism. No joke. Be careful. Trudeau is the racist now, he had blackface and a turban on. --- "In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon <cite>Hop103 posted [p:928866460] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>Raddest_Chad posted...</cite> <quote>I remember years ago getting modded for saying Justin Trudeau stinks and his justice system is weak and got into a feud with mods that accused me of racism. No joke. Be careful.</quote> Trudeau is the racist now, he had blackface and a turban on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 10/16/19 11:21:46 PM #25:	GrimCyclone posted... You guys should be careful. Lots of Canadians virulently hate Americans by default. I could see this topic causing a few of them to literally go apeshit. I've never in life been hated by anyone until I met some Canadians. Holy fucking shit. Excuse me for living. I'm serious, you guys should run. They're serious. I'm scared just saying this. leaves an assortment of Kraft Dinner, ketchup chips and aero bars as a peace offering i don't live near ice, so their zamboni can't catch me. (weird, the zamboni was invented in California) --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:928867335] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>GrimCyclone posted...</cite> <quote>You guys should be careful. Lots of Canadians virulently hate Americans by default. I could see this topic causing a few of them to literally go apeshit. I've never in life been hated by anyone until I met some Canadians. Holy fucking shit. Excuse me for living. I'm serious, you guys should run. They're serious. I'm scared just saying this. leaves an assortment of Kraft Dinner, ketchup chips and aero bars as a peace offering</quote> i don't live near ice, so their zamboni can't catch me. (weird, the zamboni was invented in California)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raddest_Chad 10/17/19 2:16:55 AM #26:	Hop103 posted... Raddest_Chad posted... I remember years ago getting modded for saying Justin Trudeau stinks and his justice system is weak and got into a feud with mods that accused me of racism. No joke. Be careful. Trudeau is the racist now, he had blackface and a turban on. Yeah. Boy are those mods faces red. Or perhaps some other color <cite>Raddest_Chad posted [p:928871709] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>Hop103 posted...</cite> <quote>Raddest_Chad posted...</cite> <quote>I remember years ago getting modded for saying Justin Trudeau stinks and his justice system is weak and got into a feud with mods that accused me of racism. No joke. Be careful.</quote> Trudeau is the racist now, he had blackface and a turban on.</quote> Yeah. Boy are those mods faces red. Or perhaps some other color</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov 10/17/19 4:14:14 AM #27:	Hop103 posted... There's also a useless cuck in power with more fangirls than a K-Pop idol. Accurate. --- "Her name is fitting." <cite>zebatov posted [p:928873378] in How the he... [t:78089212]...</cite> <quote>Hop103 posted...</cite> <quote>There's also a useless cuck in power with more fangirls than a K-Pop idol.</quote> Accurate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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