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Ogurisama
10/15/19 4:32:17 PM
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Why did Mario cross the road?

to get to the warp pipe on the other side

How many Marios does it take to defeat Bowser

depends on whos playing
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Mad_Max
10/15/19 4:37:30 PM
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What material is Mario's overalls made of?

(to the tune of the Underground Theme)
Denim Denim Denim

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Lokarin
10/15/19 4:45:40 PM
#3:


No Man's Sky
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Krow_Incarnate
10/15/19 4:49:11 PM
#4:


Mad_Max posted...
What material is Mario's overalls made of?

(to the tune of the Underground Theme)
Denim Denim Denim
Okay, I actually liked this a lot.

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Fierce_Deity_08
10/15/19 9:05:24 PM
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What did Link say when someone stole his horse?

. . .
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Deku_Link
10/15/19 9:16:16 PM
#6:


What's Kirby's favorite food?

Poyo!
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Deku_Link
10/16/19 10:13:29 PM
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EnvyFox
10/16/19 10:46:06 PM
#8:


Why does Donkey Kong always brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.
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GRTooCool
10/19/19 6:35:20 AM
#9:


Lokarin posted...
No Man's Sky


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Another acceptable answer is Destiny.
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captpackrat
10/19/19 1:55:32 PM
#10:


tkLfTi5
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Ogurisama
10/22/19 5:12:12 PM
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wwinterj25
10/22/19 5:17:13 PM
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Why did Dante not cut onions?

Because he was afraid the Devils May Cry.
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Smiffwilm
10/22/19 10:00:42 PM
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I would post the worst kinds of video game jokes but no one on GameFAQs likes it whenever people link to Kotaku...
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EnvyFox
10/23/19 12:04:36 AM
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My girlfriend just left me because of my overwhelming obsession with Assassins Creed

I tried to explain that I cant Altair the past!
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Raddest_Chad
10/23/19 3:56:31 AM
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EA and Bethesda
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