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SaccharineSmile
10/13/19 7:35:08 PM
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And y arent u fixing the problem?
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No_U_L7
10/13/19 7:35:34 PM
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you forgot to randomly capitalize a word, you're slipping

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AirFresh
10/13/19 7:35:43 PM
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Because I enjoy drinking more than sex.

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El Mexicano Texano
10/13/19 7:39:57 PM
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I'm married couple with children and choose not too

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
10/13/19 7:40:34 PM
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Not sure my wife would appreciate me getting a girlfriend.
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Irony
10/13/19 7:41:52 PM
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I can't become unugly
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Banjo2553
10/13/19 7:43:15 PM
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I know why and I simply don't care.
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BLAKUboy
10/13/19 7:43:57 PM
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Because I'm looking for a boyfriend.
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a-c-a-b
10/13/19 7:45:03 PM
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AirFresh posted...
Because I enjoy drinking more than sex.

This.

I've had relationships before but these days drinking is pretty much my life.
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deupd_u
10/13/19 7:46:43 PM
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Because dating in post-modern Western society is designed to fail
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DarthAragorn
10/13/19 8:29:03 PM
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Because I'm an unattractive failure
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SimpleMan
10/13/19 8:34:00 PM
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I'm happily single, and see no reason to change.
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Panthera
10/13/19 8:35:57 PM
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I can't get a girlfriend because girls always get creeped out when they come to my house and see the paintings of smiley faces that cover every wall of my home. I don't try to change this because I'm not about to compromise my artistic integrity for some philistine thot
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TheMikh
10/13/19 8:36:36 PM
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at least two women are interested but i'm not looking
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thrashmetal14
10/13/19 8:40:01 PM
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Because I'm short and my teeth are crooked
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SaccharineSmile
10/13/19 8:42:51 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
you forgot to randomly capitalize a word, you're slipping


lol i know!

AirFresh posted...
Because I enjoy drinking more than sex.


do you drink at home or also out and about

when my friends drink they find it easier to talk to girls and ramble on how they want a girlfriend
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SaccharineSmile
10/13/19 8:44:42 PM
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Irony posted...
I can't become unugly


yeah you can

start with a nice haircut - haircuts make a huge different even with girls

a-c-a-b posted...
AirFresh posted...
Because I enjoy drinking more than sex.

This.

I've had relationships before but these days drinking is pretty much my life.


i love drinking too but drinking with girls is even funnier
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SaccharineSmile
10/13/19 8:47:59 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Because I'm an unattractive failure


you can fix that though, one step at a timeSimpleMan posted...
I'm happily single, and see no reason to change.


change is good, and you can always dump the girl and you'll be back at square one so no harm done really!

Panthera posted...
I can't get a girlfriend because girls always get creeped out when they come to my house and see the paintings of smiley faces that cover every wall of my home. I don't try to change this because I'm not about to compromise my artistic integrity for some philistine thot


depends man!

there will be a girl that likes ur paintings

but maybe take them down for one date and see how it goes? you can always put the art back up
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DarthAragorn
10/13/19 8:50:43 PM
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I really can't fix it though

maybe if I ever make a shitload of money I'll get some shallow woman but that's about the best I could hope for
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WrestlinFan
10/13/19 8:53:22 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Because I'm an unattractive failure

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GS4Life
10/13/19 9:43:23 PM
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I'm unattractive, a dumbass, inept socially, highly incompetent as an adult, and pretty much a huge wimp

Tried working out and talking to girls in college but I wasn't any good at the latter.


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KogaSteelfang
10/13/19 9:44:30 PM
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SaccharineSmile posted...
And y arent u fixing the problem?

I am the problem.
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amzpeng
10/13/19 9:47:41 PM
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yes I do. I'm insecure and project onto others. I am working on it though
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Panthera
10/13/19 9:47:42 PM
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SaccharineSmile posted...

depends man!

there will be a girl that likes ur paintings

but maybe take them down for one date and see how it goes? you can always put the art back up


Dude it is beyond unacceptable to ever consider for even a second that I should compromise my integrity and passion for the arts simply to appease other people.
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amzpeng
10/13/19 9:48:49 PM
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Panthera posted...
Dude it is beyond unacceptable to ever consider for even a second that I should compromise my integrity and passion for the arts simply to appease other people.

be honest with yourself
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mattnd2007
10/13/19 9:49:20 PM
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If I tried I could prob get one. But girls are a headache. They're fun, but a headache.

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PikachuMaxwell
10/13/19 9:51:41 PM
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I need a girlfriend?
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Bad_Mojo
10/13/19 9:52:27 PM
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I can't grow taller and I can't regrow my teeth. Can't change my voice and can't change years and years and not having much social connections. I'm fucked

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awesome999
10/13/19 9:54:59 PM
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Panthera posted...
I can't get a girlfriend because girls always get creeped out when they come to my house and see the paintings of smiley faces that cover every wall of my home. I don't try to change this because I'm not about to compromise my artistic integrity for some philistine thot

I want to sig this but I'm not sure it'll fit
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amzpeng
10/13/19 9:56:53 PM
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lol artistic integrity. you do you man
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BLAKUboy
10/13/19 9:57:24 PM
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awesome999 posted...
Panthera posted...
I can't get a girlfriend because girls always get creeped out when they come to my house and see the paintings of smiley faces that cover every wall of my home. I don't try to change this because I'm not about to compromise my artistic integrity for some philistine thot

I want to sig this but I'm not sure it'll fit

Screenshot.
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awesome999
10/13/19 10:01:07 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
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Ah, I See You're a Man of Culture As Well
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BLAKUboy
10/13/19 10:03:35 PM
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I don't even remember where that was from, but it's the only survivor of my litany of GameFOX sigs. It's just too good.
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OpShaft
10/13/19 10:04:00 PM
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
Not sure my wife would appreciate me getting a girlfriend.

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PokemonYoutube
10/13/19 10:23:53 PM
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Because I don't have the money for plastic surgery and because there's no way to actually make me physically taller.
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Sariana21
10/13/19 10:49:56 PM
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Probably because Im married. To a man.
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amzpeng
10/13/19 11:37:47 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
Probably because Im married. To a man.

thanks for the clarification
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hockeybub89
10/13/19 11:38:12 PM
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emmo
10/15/19 6:46:17 PM
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I could. I choose not to at this stage of my life. Being in a relationship isn't a status symbol for me.
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