Current Events > Collateral Beauty is the most evil "feel good" movie I've ever seen.

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au_gold 10/10/19 9:39:27 PM #1:	Why did so many A-listers agree to be in it? It was so misguided and terrible. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:928612599] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>Why did so many A-listers agree to be in it? It was so misguided and terrible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 10/12/19 3:58:08 PM #2:	https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4682786 ? --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:928679227] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4682786 ? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 10/12/19 4:07:52 PM #3:	Yes. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:928679568] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>Yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 10/12/19 4:08:25 PM #4:	So whats it about? --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:928679589] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>So whats it about?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/12/19 4:09:39 PM #5:	Is it worth watching? I like dark stuff. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:928679634] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>Is it worth watching? I like dark stuff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 10/12/19 4:19:35 PM #6:	GiftedACIII posted... So whats it about? Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:928679988] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted...</cite> <quote>So whats it about?</quote> Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gafemage 10/12/19 4:27:32 PM #7:	au_gold posted... GiftedACIII posted... So whats it about? Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds. I remember reading about the plot and how outlandish and sinister it was, but I didn't remember the specifics. Holy fucking christ. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isQ5Ycie73U" data-time=" And the way they sold the movie in the trailer... --- https://imgur.com/1EOFcjn https://imgur.com/epjd8zk #ShameGimmickAccounts2k20 <cite>Gafemage posted [p:928680301] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted...</cite> <quote>So whats it about?</quote> Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds.</quote> I remember reading about the plot and how outlandish and sinister it was, but I didn't remember the specifics. Holy fucking christ. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isQ5Ycie73U" data-time=" And the way they sold the movie in the trailer... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 10/12/19 4:38:06 PM #8:	Ha, I hadnt seen the trailer before. The worst part is they still go for the Oscar bait-y tone in the movie and it feels so wrong. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:928680688] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>Ha, I hadnt seen the trailer before. The worst part is they still go for the Oscar bait-y tone in the movie and it feels so wrong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 10/12/19 4:56:43 PM #9:	au_gold posted... GiftedACIII posted... So whats it about? Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds. Thanks. Sounds bizarre as fuck lol --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:928681376] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted...</cite> <quote>So whats it about?</quote> Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds.</quote> Thanks. Sounds bizarre as fuck lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 10/12/19 5:10:17 PM #10:	Gafemage posted... au_gold posted... GiftedACIII posted... So whats it about? Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds. I remember reading about the plot and how outlandish and sinister it was, but I didn't remember the specifics. Holy fucking christ. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isQ5Ycie73U" data-time=" And the way they sold the movie in the trailer... Uh wtf lol --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:928681822] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>Gafemage posted...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted...</cite> <quote> GiftedACIII posted...</cite> <quote> So whats it about? </quote> Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds.</quote> I remember reading about the plot and how outlandish and sinister it was, but I didn't remember the specifics. Holy fucking christ. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isQ5Ycie73U" data-time=" And the way they sold the movie in the trailer... </quote> Uh wtf lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 10/13/19 5:31:59 AM #11:	I actually saw this when it released and it didn't dawn on me how fucked up that would be IRL. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:928701905] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>I actually saw this when it released and it didn't dawn on me how fucked up that would be IRL. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 10/13/19 5:37:11 AM #12:	au_gold posted... Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds. Wait WHAT? My mind is blown right now. <cite>coh posted [p:928701959] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds.</quote>Wait WHAT? My mind is blown right now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 10/13/19 5:44:09 AM #13:	coh posted... au_gold posted... Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds. Wait WHAT? My mind is blown right now. Oh, but don't worry! ~~it turns out that the actors they hire are actually the avatars of Love, Death and Time all along! So they actually appeared to Will Smith in his time of need after all!~~ So basically the movie is a giant, pointless turd. The only thing that's notable about this movie is that the bridge at the end of the movie is used in Jigsaw to hang a body off of. I was working a small gig at a theatre around the time that this came out, and I had to sit in on a screening. It was the worst movie I saw the entire time I worked there. --- And I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart Now Playing: Yakuza 5, Final Fantasy X-2, Minecraft <cite>MrMallard posted [p:928702047] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>coh posted...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>Will Smith is sad that his daughter(?) died, so he writes letters to Time, Love and Death as a way of coping. The main plot is that he, Ed Norton, Kate Winslet and Michael Pea are partners in the company and they want to squeeze Will Smith out so they can get his shares. Basically, they get a hold of his letters and decide that he isnt fit to be a partner anymore, but instead of talking to him, they go out and hire actors to portray Love, Death and Time, have them confront Will Smith while filming it, then digitally remove the actors afterward so it looks like Will Smith is talking to himself. That way, they have definitive proof that hes crazy to show the adjudicator and have him kicked out of the company. Its about as fun as it sounds.</quote>Wait WHAT? My mind is blown right now. </quote> Oh, but don't worry! it turns out that the actors they hire are actually the avatars of Love, Death and Time all along! So they actually appeared to Will Smith in his time of need after all! So basically the movie is a giant, pointless turd. The only thing that's notable about this movie is that the bridge at the end of the movie is used in Jigsaw to hang a body off of. I was working a small gig at a theatre around the time that this came out, and I had to sit in on a screening. It was the worst movie I saw the entire time I worked there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 10/13/19 10:37:55 PM #14:	I cant imagine having seen this in theaters. That mustve been a miserable experience. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:928733979] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>I cant imagine having seen this in theaters. That mustve been a miserable experience.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 10/15/19 9:17:15 AM #15:	There were like three old couples and a young mother with a kid lol. I think they showed it at 10AM on a Wednesday or Saturday during the school holidays, where the cinema basically just farts some filler out for the day crowd. That was the year after Sing came out, and it only screened in my podunk fuckin town after the new year. I also had to sit in on Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life, Monster Trucks, Lion and A Dog's Purpose - maybe a couple more. Collateral Beauty was the worst thing I saw during my whole stint there. The one shining pinnacle of my time at that cinema was getting to watch Logan in an empty theatre with some friends. I had to work that Saturday, and I told my friends that Logan was on - so they came to watch it, as well as like five rando walk-ins. Same 10AM showing as Collateral Beauty got. The movie was great, the viewers didn't leave a giant fucking mess, and I got to leave straight afterwards to spend time with my buds. Best Saturday ever. --- And I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart Now Playing: Yakuza 5, Final Fantasy X-2, Minecraft <cite>MrMallard posted [p:928790543] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>There were like three old couples and a young mother with a kid lol. I think they showed it at 10AM on a Wednesday or Saturday during the school holidays, where the cinema basically just farts some filler out for the day crowd. That was the year after Sing came out, and it only screened in my podunk fuckin town after the new year. I also had to sit in on Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life, Monster Trucks, Lion and A Dog's Purpose - maybe a couple more. Collateral Beauty was the worst thing I saw during my whole stint there. The one shining pinnacle of my time at that cinema was getting to watch Logan in an empty theatre with some friends. I had to work that Saturday, and I told my friends that Logan was on - so they came to watch it, as well as like five rando walk-ins. Same 10AM showing as Collateral Beauty got. The movie was great, the viewers didn't leave a giant fucking mess, and I got to leave straight afterwards to spend time with my buds. Best Saturday ever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 10/15/19 9:22:58 AM #16:	I haven't seen it, but liked Seven Pounds <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:928790664] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>I haven't seen it, but liked Seven Pounds</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger 10/15/19 9:43:39 AM #17:	movie looks terrible in trailers --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html <cite>spudger posted [p:928791228] in Collateral... [t:78077851]...</cite> <quote>movie looks terrible in trailers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Collateral Beauty is the most evil "feel good" movie I've ever seen.