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Hanky_Bannister
10/10/19 2:17:41 PM
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When researchers tested eight subjects from eight different countries, they found microplastics in the stool samples of every single one of them. That's right. There's almost definitely plastic in your poop.

https://www.wired.com/story/your-poop-is-probably-full-of-plastic/
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Zikten
10/10/19 2:18:15 PM
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oh well. nothing I can do about it. and it doesn't really bother me if i can't see it
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Touch
10/10/19 2:18:26 PM
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So that's why I keep bleeding
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masatofujimoto
10/10/19 2:18:58 PM
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Time to recycle
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Error1355
10/10/19 2:20:00 PM
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You mean everyone doesn't eat plastic already?
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ChrisTaka
10/10/19 2:35:05 PM
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Oh god, oh fuck
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MC_BatCommander
10/10/19 2:36:10 PM
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Microplastics are pretty much everywhere and in everything
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BewmHedshot
10/10/19 2:36:27 PM
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Better than being in my muscles.
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TheGoldenEel
10/10/19 2:36:51 PM
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Why would this bother me

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Mistere Man
10/10/19 2:38:34 PM
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Partly plastic partly real

CEHawks!
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Rexdragon125
10/10/19 2:40:31 PM
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It's probably causing side effects like anxiety but no one really knows yet \_()_/
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Questionmarktarius
10/10/19 2:41:28 PM
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Crono99 posted...
But which came first, the poop or the plastic?

I wonder what the market viability would be of poop-derived plastics...
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Were_Wyrm
10/10/19 2:42:44 PM
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masatofujimoto posted...
Time to recycle

Poop in the recycle bin.
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KawiKa
10/10/19 2:44:34 PM
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I'm old. So it's probably bakelite
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Questionmarktarius
10/10/19 2:46:34 PM
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KawiKa posted...
I'm old. So it's probably bakelite

Better that than nitrocellulose, I guess...
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spudger
10/10/19 2:47:23 PM
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gonna pick the plastic out and build a shitty boat
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KawiKa
10/10/19 2:51:01 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
KawiKa posted...
I'm old. So it's probably bakelite

Better that than nitrocellulose, I guess...

Haha yeah, I'm not quite that old
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thronedfire2
10/10/19 2:54:29 PM
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No I dont eat fish or seafood
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Questionmarktarius
10/10/19 2:55:53 PM
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This is why you heat the water for cup noodles in a separate container, dammit.
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Superlinkbro
10/10/19 3:03:20 PM
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I don't care as long as it doesn't bother me
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SwayM
10/10/19 3:04:20 PM
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Im a Barbie girl.

In a Barbie world.
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spudger
10/10/19 3:05:49 PM
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SwayM posted...
Im a Barbie girl.

In a Barbie world.

life in plastic
its fantastic!
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Hanky_Bannister
10/10/19 6:30:18 PM
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Plastic ass
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/10/19 6:34:45 PM
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I probably have a just a tad touch of radiation in me too.
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Questionmarktarius
10/10/19 7:50:33 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I probably have a just a tad touch of radiation in me too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium-40
Potassium-40 is the largest source of natural radioactivity in animals including humans. A 70 kg human body contains about 140 grams of potassium, hence about 0.000117 140 = 0.0164 grams of 40K; whose decay produces about 4,300 disintegrations per second (becquerel) continuously throughout the life of the body.
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Hanky_Bannister
10/10/19 7:51:28 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I probably have a just a tad touch of radiation in me too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium-40
Potassium-40 is the largest source of natural radioactivity in animals including humans. A 70 kg human body contains about 140 grams of potassium, hence about 0.000117 140 = 0.0164 grams of 40K; whose decay produces about 4,300 disintegrations per second (becquerel) continuously throughout the life of the body.

we all Hulks now
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/10/19 7:51:57 PM
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Uh oh... my methane levels just plummeted.
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Questionmarktarius
10/10/19 7:53:35 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
we all Hulks now

Nope, just Beta Ray Bill.
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FL81
10/10/19 7:54:08 PM
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Hanky_Bannister
10/10/19 8:00:11 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
we all Hulks now

Nope, just Beta Ray Bill.

Hulk sad
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Error1355
10/11/19 9:02:00 AM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
Plastic ass

that's a very rude name you just called me i feel attacked
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Hanky_Bannister
10/11/19 9:49:30 AM
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Error1355 posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
Plastic ass

that's a very rude name you just called me i feel attacked

Like that instathot with the fake ass?
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GoodOlJr
10/11/19 9:51:42 AM
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Rexdragon125 posted...
It's probably causing side effects like anxiety but no one really knows yet \_()_/


Idk anxiety is meme status right now

Its the new gluten intolerance

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apolloooo
10/12/19 9:47:14 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Microplastics are pretty much everywhere and in everything

This. We found it in mariana trench and mt. Everest, of course there is literally plastic anywhere on the planet
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Lordgold666
10/12/19 9:57:44 AM
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Inconclusive
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Lorenzo_2003
10/12/19 10:14:17 AM
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I bet you could eliminate almost all plastic from your body, but you'd probably have to live in a log cabin in the woods and hunt for your own food, with a spear you made. Even then, it might not be possible because the fish and other prey are probably ingesting plastic somewhere along the way.
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R1masher
10/12/19 10:15:15 AM
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*shits out two foot dildo*
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Hanky_Bannister
10/12/19 11:19:03 AM
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R1masher posted...
*shits out two foot dildo*

You dont need to poop to do that
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Hanky_Bannister
10/12/19 10:36:45 PM
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Error1355
10/13/19 9:43:53 AM
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R1masher posted...
*shits out two foot dildo*

You might wanna avoid that.
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Hanky_Bannister
10/13/19 10:37:27 AM
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Plastic poop cup
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IHeartRadiation
10/13/19 11:12:32 AM
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I found a less micro plastic in there a day or two ago.
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uwnim
10/13/19 11:27:58 AM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
I bet you could eliminate almost all plastic from your body, but you'd probably have to live in a log cabin in the woods and hunt for your own food, with a spear you made. Even then, it might not be possible because the fish and other prey are probably ingesting plastic somewhere along the way.

Microplastics are like literally everywhere now.
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Hanky_Bannister
10/13/19 11:28:43 AM
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Im pooping right now

Gonna build a boat
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