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PokemonYoutube
10/09/19 8:45:59 PM
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No pics for obvious reasons.

Red hair tied in a bun with a bow, lovely Southern accent, slender frame, quite busty, and a beautiful name: Marisa. Man oh man, what a gal.
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Accolon
10/09/19 8:46:40 PM
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Damn son, I'm just imagining it.

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R1masher
10/09/19 8:47:55 PM
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What you mean by had?
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TheGoldenEel
10/09/19 8:48:35 PM
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Imagine eating at Cracker Barrel lmao

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PokemonYoutube
10/09/19 8:49:46 PM
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R1masher posted...
What you mean by had?
"Was served by"

I wish I could've had her, if you catch my drift.
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AlisLandale
10/09/19 8:50:02 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Imagine eating at Cracker Barrel lmao


Their breakfast is pretty good. Not worth the long ass wait though.
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PokemonYoutube
10/09/19 8:51:38 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Imagine eating at Cracker Barrel lmao
I'm on vacation in America with my family, and some acquintance recommended we eat at Cracker Barrel. The food was quite good, especially for the price.
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ssj3vegeta_
10/09/19 8:52:27 PM
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R1masher
10/09/19 8:52:49 PM
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Are there actual crackers in a barrel?
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awesome999
10/09/19 8:53:13 PM
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Should've left your number on a paper with her tip
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PokemonYoutube
10/09/19 8:57:52 PM
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awesome999 posted...
Should've left your number on a paper with her tip
Wouldn't do me any good. I'm leaving the area tomorrow morning.
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Ruvan22
10/09/19 8:59:47 PM
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PokemonYoutube posted...
R1masher posted...
What you mean by had?
"Was served by"

I wish I could've had her, if you catch my drift.


You mean had her over for a three course meal.. that ended with you bending her over a barrel?
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PokemonYoutube
10/09/19 9:00:16 PM
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R1masher posted...
Are there actual crackers in a barrel?
I was honestly starting to wonder whether they named the place after the racial slur, because there wasn't a single non-white person in there. And it was right on the Tennessee-Mississippi border near Memphis, so it's not like there aren't any black people in the area.
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PokemonYoutube
10/09/19 9:01:13 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
You mean had her over for a three course meal.. that ended with you bending her over a barrel?
Doubt I'd be capable of that after a three-course meal. These portion sizes in America are ridiculous. How on Earth do you people eat like this three times a day?
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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/09/19 9:24:20 PM
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R1masher posted...
Are there actual crackers in a barrel?

They have like a mini thrift store up front with nonsense.

The walls are also decorated with various old pictures, old signs and old tools.

It varies by location and region but usually it's donated stuff or things they've picked up somehow.
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Now I know.

https://www.countryliving.com/shopping/antiques/a19662948/cracker-barrel-antiques-warehouse/
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Unspecified_NPC
10/09/19 9:26:02 PM
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Always have loved the name Marisa tbh.
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PokemonYoutube
10/09/19 9:53:38 PM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
Always have loved the name Marisa tbh.
Yeah, there's something about that name.
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TheGoldenEel
10/09/19 10:22:44 PM
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PokemonYoutube posted...
I'm on vacation in America with my family, and some acquintance recommended we eat at Cracker Barrel. The food was quite good, especially for the price.
You got played

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pikachupwnage
10/09/19 10:23:32 PM
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R1masher posted...
What you mean by had?


TC is Hannibal Lecters son.

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BewmHedshot
10/09/19 10:24:30 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Imagine eating at Cracker Barrel lmao

Nothing wrong with Cracker Barrel, though I was oppressively warm at the last one I ate at thanks to the inferno they had raging in the fireplace.
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PokemonYoutube
10/09/19 10:31:45 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
You got played
I dunno, man. The sirloin steak I had was half the price of the one I had yesterday, and it was larger as well.
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DevsBro
10/09/19 10:46:05 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Imagine eating at Cracker Barrel lmao

Seriously
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NeoShadowhen
10/09/19 10:46:48 PM
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PokemonYoutube posted...
R1masher posted...
Are there actual crackers in a barrel?
I was honestly starting to wonder whether they named the place after the racial slur, because there wasn't a single non-white person in there. And it was right on the Tennessee-Mississippi border near Memphis, so it's not like there aren't any black people in the area.


I dunno man. There is typically plenty of racial diversity in Cracker Barrel.
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TheGoldenEel
10/09/19 10:51:15 PM
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BewmHedshot posted...
Nothing wrong with Cracker Barrel, though I was oppressively warm at the last one I ate at thanks to the inferno they had raging in the fireplace.
There is nowhere in America where the Cracker Barrel isnt one of your worst options

do you think Olive Garden is fine dining?

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PokemonYoutube
10/09/19 10:52:24 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
There is nowhere in America where the Cracker Barrel isnt one of your worst options

do you think Olive Garden is fine dining?
I don't see how it's worse than McDonalds, Burger King, KFC et cetera.
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PokemonYoutube
10/10/19 8:27:01 AM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Hnnnnng
I hear you, Vegy. That Southern drawl just has something alluring to it.
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DyingPancake
10/10/19 8:32:18 AM
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I can't believe you mentioned the name of a chain restaurant TC

Now some nerds with a weird complex are going to get their panties in a bunch
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Panthera
10/10/19 8:36:06 AM
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I remember when I was served by a beautiful woman at a cheap restaurant once and we became very close friends and then she died when she got trapped in an avalanche on a trip to BC and then her ghost came back to haunt me because apparently before she died, she had a hallucination of me jerking off to her pictures and has held a grudge ever since, so she harassed me for weeks until I finally put her spirit to rest by convincing her I never did such a thing. Joke was on her though because I totally did.
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