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CanuckCowboy
10/05/19 1:06:58 PM
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https://www.castanet.net/news/World/267520/Woman-shot-by-dog#267520

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jpennys_cat
10/05/19 2:26:43 PM
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Is it too early to start talking about Doge gun control?
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TheVipaGTS
10/05/19 2:28:32 PM
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@The_Doge wtf dude.
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Mistere Man
10/05/19 2:31:00 PM
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jpennys_cat posted...
Is it too early to start talking about Doge gun control?

For now we must send our barks and purrayers.


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Tyranthraxus
10/05/19 2:32:53 PM
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"the gun isn't usually loaded" - thing everyone says just after being shot by their own gun

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/05/19 2:45:26 PM
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The woman not having any fucks given about gun safety is the real problem.
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Southernfatman
10/05/19 2:47:28 PM
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Lots of cases like this happening recently. I'm starting to think dogs are the new "I was just cleaning it and it went off!" excuse irresponsible gun owners have used.
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The_Doge
10/05/19 8:21:01 PM
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Not doge fault
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samurai bandit
10/05/19 8:22:45 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
"the gun isn't usually loaded" - thing everyone says just after being shot by their own gun


Dont forget the safety lock. This looks like a setup to incriminate Doge, perhaps by Cate!
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Questionmarktarius
10/05/19 8:23:20 PM
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Only cates should have guns.
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CanuckCowboy
10/05/19 9:22:38 PM
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samurai bandit posted...
Dont forget the safety lock. This looks like a setup to incriminate Doge, perhaps by Cate!


Constant pro doge media bias.

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CanuckCowboy
10/05/19 9:23:24 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Lots of cases like this happening recently. I'm starting to think dogs are the new "I was just cleaning it and it went off!" excuse irresponsible gun owners have used.


Or else dogs are just shooting their owners a lot more....

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jpennys_cat
10/05/19 9:25:34 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Southernfatman posted...
Lots of cases like this happening recently. I'm starting to think dogs are the new "I was just cleaning it and it went off!" excuse irresponsible gun owners have used.


Or else dogs are just shooting their owners a lot more....

It's like they say: "Don't shoot the hand that feeds you."
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WesternMedia
10/07/19 4:23:32 PM
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jpennys_cat
10/07/19 4:25:44 PM
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WesternMedia posted...
https://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/puppy-shoots-florida-man-with-a-gun-in-self-defense/amp

Even Doges don't like Florida Man.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/08/19 1:47:17 PM
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WesternMedia posted...
https://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/puppy-shoots-florida-man-with-a-gun-in-self-defense/amp


Now that is deserved, what kind if shitbag does that to puppies ?!

I hope that dog lived a long happy life.
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gunplagirl
10/08/19 1:49:04 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Southernfatman posted...
Lots of cases like this happening recently. I'm starting to think dogs are the new "I was just cleaning it and it went off!" excuse irresponsible gun owners have used.


Or else dogs are just shooting their owners a lot more....


What is it about Doge culture that results in them being so fond of violence? Hmm, the world may never know.
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CanuckCowboy
10/08/19 9:08:32 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Now that is deserved, what kind if shitbag does that to puppies ?!

I hope that dog lived a long happy life.


holy shit no kidding. Walter would be super bros with that dog.

gunplagirl posted...
What is it about Doge culture that results in them being so fond of violence? Hmm, the world may never know.


for reals. Its like tootsie pops.


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emmo
10/09/19 7:02:56 PM
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With all the crime these doges are committing, we should build a wall.
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CanuckCowboy
10/09/19 8:07:44 PM
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emmo posted...
With all the crime these doges are committing, we should build a wall.


This is brilliant.

Make it a wood or carpeted wall so cats cats can still travel at will.

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Mistere Man
10/09/19 8:50:45 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
emmo posted...
With all the crime these doges are committing, we should build a wall.


This is brilliant.

Make it a wood or carpeted wall so cats cats can still travel at will.

Make sure we equip the wall guards with the top of the line vacuum cleaners.
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CanuckCowboy
10/09/19 9:05:12 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
Make sure we equip the wall guards with the top of the line vacuum cleaners.


there are a lot of great ideas here.

doge is done.

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creativerealms
10/09/19 9:07:17 PM
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The_Doge posted...
Not doge fault

Guns don't kill people doges with guns kill people.
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The_Doge
10/09/19 9:42:10 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
emmo posted...
With all the crime these doges are committing, we should build a wall.


This is brilliant.

Make it a wood or carpeted wall so cats cats can still travel at will.

Orange Cate Bad
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WesternMedia
10/11/19 2:46:11 PM
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jpennys_cat posted...
WesternMedia posted...
https://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/puppy-shoots-florida-man-with-a-gun-in-self-defense/amp

Even Doges don't like Florida Man.

Even doges will rise up to shoot a bitch
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CanuckCowboy
10/13/19 7:46:13 PM
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The_Doge posted...
Orange Cate Bad


My cat is white though.

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The_Doge
10/13/19 8:28:32 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
The_Doge posted...
Orange Cate Bad


My cat is white though.

Still bad cate
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CanuckCowboy
10/13/19 8:50:43 PM
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The_Doge posted...
Still bad cate


walter will fight doge. Bat doge not save.

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CanuckCowboy
10/13/19 8:53:14 PM
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3OP0KuE

3000 of attacks

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The_Doge
10/13/19 9:02:05 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
3OP0KuE

3000 of attacks

More like Blue Eyes White privilege
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The_Doge
10/13/19 9:04:22 PM
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Also
8qgRSFz
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CanuckCowboy
10/13/19 9:23:01 PM
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The_Doge posted...
Also
8qgRSFz


Thats obviously fake. Doge piling lies on lies.

The_Doge posted...
More like Blue Eyes White privilege


Orange and black Savannahs are highly desired, recognized by all cat show weirdos, and cost over 5 times what a white Savannah does.

Walter is marginalized cat. Doge is full of much ignorant

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uwnim
10/13/19 9:57:34 PM
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What happens if you have three of them and use polymerization?
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The_Doge
10/13/19 10:00:06 PM
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uwnim posted...
What happens if you have three of them and use polymerization?

i37OXZ7
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UltraDeku
10/15/19 3:31:45 PM
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The_Doge posted...
Not doge fault

But you were clearly there. What happened?
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CanuckCowboy
10/15/19 3:59:55 PM
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I see doge has chosen not to respond and ignore the systematic marginalization of Savannah cats who werent born the right colour.

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kingdrake2
10/15/19 4:11:08 PM
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personality over looks.

whichever fits more for the owner.
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CanuckCowboy
10/15/19 5:07:30 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
personality over looks.

whichever fits more for the owner.


Exactly.

I wouldn't trade my kitty for anything. He is best kitty afaic

dog and cat shows should get more attention tbh. People breeding for physical traits above anything else including health. Its pretty messed up.

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jpennys_cat
10/17/19 11:25:33 AM
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GiggetySplicer posted...
https://imgur.com/yDGOZvy

Sure, that Doge seems nice now, but what happens when he gets a gun?
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CanuckCowboy
10/17/19 12:21:30 PM
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jpennys_cat posted...
Sure, that Doge seems nice now, but what happens when he gets a gun?


Exactly. Doge knows how to bide his time. I can only hope Walter is there to save poor hoomans

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