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MrMallard
09/21/19 7:17:56 PM
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Like holy shit, I feel like tearing myself open and letting scavengers pick at my flesh. I helped a friend out, and he repaid me by stumbling across a bunch of shit I didn't want to be discovered. Everything sucks and I want to die.

If anyone has any good ghosting tips or excuses, I'm all ears.
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Austin_Era_II
09/21/19 7:31:30 PM
#2:


Huh
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RebelElite791
09/21/19 7:31:57 PM
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MrMallard posted...
stumbling across a bunch of shit I didn't want to be discovered

:thinkingemoji:
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MrMallard
09/21/19 7:38:35 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
MrMallard posted...
stumbling across a bunch of shit I didn't want to be discovered

:thinkingemoji:


Nothing super messed up, just a bunch of shit I haven't paid any mind in months. Don't we all have embarrassing shit we don't want anyone else.to know about it? Regrettable fandom merch and the like?

This is in a similar vein. It's personal shit I wanted to keep private.

The only reason this is an issue is because a friend of mine blacked out last night, and today he woke up and started digging through my room. Really fucking shitty.
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Chicken
09/21/19 7:41:09 PM
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So he found your waifu
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MrMallard
09/21/19 7:42:57 PM
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Chicken posted...
So he found your waifu

the exact scenario will always be obscured, but it's definitely on that sort of level. It's not good. It's really fucking shitty, even.
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ThyCorndog
09/21/19 7:48:04 PM
#7:


was it a sex doll
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konokonohamaru
09/21/19 7:51:08 PM
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if he's a good friend he won't tell anyone
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MrMallard
09/21/19 7:51:25 PM
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Whatever it was, I would seriously appreciate some tips on how to ghost friends and avoid commitments
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smoliske
09/21/19 7:51:41 PM
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aren't you normally relatively reasonable in your posts but now you're having a meltdown?
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MrMallard
09/21/19 7:52:29 PM
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konokonohamaru posted...
if he's a good friend he won't tell anyone

he is a good friend, we've been friends since high school

but like... this guy isn't a part of the rumor mill. This guy is the rumor mill.
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Austin_Era_II
09/21/19 7:53:33 PM
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Just ignore and not reply or tell the person straight up they fucked up. A close friend from high school in my 20s took my vehicle for a joy ride with a teenager and he didn't even have his license. I cussed him out and moved on. I don't need friends like that who steal and go behind my back cause they got jealous I got a job and got my own car.
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MrMallard
09/21/19 7:55:36 PM
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smoliske posted...
aren't you normally relatively reasonable in your posts but now you're having a meltdown?

Yes, I'm going through an extremely stressful situation right now and I'm posting about it. I appreciate the comment, but like shit man, I'm having a bit of a personal crisis here - cut me some slack.
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Pukelid
09/21/19 7:57:45 PM
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extremely vivid and weird sex toy, or hentai body pillow
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MabusIncarnate
09/21/19 7:59:21 PM
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One question, are you still permitted to visit public zoos and aquariums?

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Abiz_
09/21/19 7:59:34 PM
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He found your fleshlight? Anyways... every dude I met that spreads rumors about others. Is usually weak ass fuck and generally a disgusting person privately. So if he really is your friend you should have enough ammo on him to make it not worth it for him.
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vigorm0rtis
09/21/19 8:01:53 PM
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You looking to burn some bridges here or just disappear for a while? The first is easy, the second not so much.
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Lyrica
09/21/19 8:03:35 PM
#19:


Did he find a gay porn stash or something?
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MrMallard
09/21/19 8:04:32 PM
#20:


It's just shit that I wanted to keep under wraps. I helped this guy out last night, he was black out drunk and throwing his phone at the ground and shit, and I like got him to go to sleep. Now I have to panic and shit about my private shit spreading.

If only for my sake of mind, I want to drop off the map as hard and as fast as possible.
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YourDrunkFather
09/21/19 8:05:11 PM
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MrMallard posted...
but like... this guy isn't a part of the rumor mill. This guy is the rumor mill.


Welp. Time to move. That or get clowned on for the rest of your days

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KillerSlaw
09/21/19 8:05:19 PM
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How about you just confront your friend like a fucking grown up?
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FuneralFroth
09/21/19 8:05:40 PM
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So he found your dragon dildo. Ive been thinking of buying one and leaving it above the fireplace next to the mineral lamp. No big deal brody

But as far as cutting off contact with someone, just be straight up with him. Tell them how they overstepped a boundary or you dont appreciate how theyve been acting and tell them you dont fuck with them anymore
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Pancake
09/21/19 8:09:54 PM
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was it mlp merch?

also who's to say he even remembers if it he was that drunk? did he say anything to you?

are you sure he even saw it?
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vigorm0rtis
09/21/19 8:11:47 PM
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MrMallard posted...


If only for my sake of mind, I want to drop off the map as hard and as fast as possible.


Trim your favorites on your phone contacts, make them exceptions on do not disturb, and keep dnd on at all times. Leave social media. Don't answer your door for people that drop by. Start using headphones in your place if people can hear your TV or music from the front door. If you want to get really weird shop at odd hours. If you game set all your shit to appear offline. If you live in an apartment complex and don't have an assigned parking spot, park in a different spot, preferably far from your place. Wear earbuds in public to discourage people from trying to talk to you. I could go on.

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GSWarriors-
09/21/19 8:12:45 PM
#26:


Just call Saul Goodman. He will contact a vacuum seller and make you disappear for a fee.
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Shablagoo
09/21/19 8:13:27 PM
#27:


I really dont care about this if youre not going to give us actual details but that sucks you helped a friend and it might backfire, sorry man.
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MrMallard
09/21/19 8:15:33 PM
#28:


that's fair enough. I'm sleep deprived and just feeling really panicky.

I think I'm gonna turn messenger notifications off
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Pukelid
09/21/19 8:19:29 PM
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the fact that you're not saying what it is makes it seems extremely suspect tbh. is it legal??
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MrMallard
09/21/19 8:24:15 PM
#30:


It's legal, lol. I was gonna disclaim that it was legal before. I'm just private about it.

As to why I might not be comfortable sharing it - this board has a known doxxer in it. I'm not specifying anything for some sad clown to add to a blackmail spreadsheet.
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Evening_Dragon
09/21/19 8:27:29 PM
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No matter what you say, I'm assuming it's my little pony body pillows.
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Pukelid
09/21/19 8:27:43 PM
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if it's legal than stop freaking out

just never talk to the guy again
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Pancake
09/21/19 8:28:40 PM
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I'm assuming it's my little pony body pillows.

honestly since he said fandom merch i was like 'probably some mcdonalds toys or the comics or something'.

that'd be rad if you got the manga.
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refmon
09/21/19 8:31:36 PM
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MrMallard posted...
It's legal, lol. I was gonna disclaim that it was legal before. I'm just private about it.

As to why I might not be comfortable sharing it - this board has a known doxxer in it. I'm not specifying anything for some sad clown to add to a blackmail spreadsheet.

so your a furry
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MabusIncarnate
09/21/19 8:34:11 PM
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If he was blackout drunk are you sure he even remembers? You don't have to say what it is, or what happened, but a bit more about how the events unfolded instead of a vague sentence every few posts would help.

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YourDrunkFather
09/21/19 8:35:41 PM
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refmon posted...
so your a furry


Maybe Mr.Mallard is his fursona

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NOM
09/21/19 8:48:02 PM
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Just fucking say what it is. No one here cares about you, me or anyone else enough to do anything about it. Even a doxxer can't pinpoint your location based on the fact you have a horse dildo or whatever.
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MrMallard
09/21/19 8:48:15 PM
#38:


refmon posted...
MrMallard posted...
It's legal, lol. I was gonna disclaim that it was legal before. I'm just private about it.

As to why I might not be comfortable sharing it - this board has a known doxxer in it. I'm not specifying anything for some sad clown to add to a blackmail spreadsheet.

so your a furry

nah. I get why someone might come to that conclusion considering the username, but I'm not a furry. It's a bit more low-key and normal than that, lol

YourDrunkFather posted...
refmon posted...
so your a furry


Maybe Mr.Mallard is his fursona

bruh no

MabusIncarnate posted...
If he was blackout drunk are you sure he even remembers? You don't have to say what it is, or what happened, but a bit more about how the events unfolded instead of a vague sentence every few posts would help.

This happened in the morning, he was sobered up
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MabusIncarnate
09/21/19 8:50:17 PM
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Just make something up and blackmail him, tell him he tried to kiss you last night and then pissed himself while he was passed out and you will disclose that information if he tells anyone what he found or figured out.

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Pogo_Marimo
09/21/19 8:55:36 PM
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You should probably just man-up to it instead of living your life in constant, hidden shame tbqh.
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uwnim
09/21/19 9:02:43 PM
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You have a shrine dedicated to your favorite character.
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TiamatNM
09/21/19 9:02:55 PM
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Whatever it is TC, if you act really confident you might be able to convince them it's not a big deal.
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El Mexicano Texano
09/21/19 9:09:31 PM
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You're doing a job good at hiding/avoiding us whatever it is he found, so you should be good I guess.

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EverDownward
09/22/19 12:06:45 AM
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MrMallard posted...
If anyone has any good ghosting tips or excuses, I'm all ears.

Ignore everybody and tell them to fuck off if they persist. They'll get the idea.
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inloveanddeath0
09/22/19 12:06:49 AM
#46:


smoliske posted...
aren't you normally relatively reasonable in your posts but now you're having a meltdown?
You're one to talk?

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Hairy-man
09/22/19 12:12:26 AM
#47:


Tell us what the fucking shit is
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MabusIncarnate
09/22/19 12:14:07 AM
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He's not gonna, it's likely a lot worse than he's making it out to be and that's okay, I respect his wanting to keep it to himself for reasons he mentioned. I'm more curious about it than I should be though, gonna be honest.

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slimfizzle4
09/22/19 12:27:00 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
One question, are you still permitted to visit public zoos and aquariums?

No
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MrMallard
09/22/19 3:51:56 AM
#50:


So I went to sleep for a while, and I'm a lot calmer than I was this morning.

The stuff I was talking about basically makes me look really gay - I'm bi, leaning towards women, but when I get involved in more same sex stuff, it's pretty gay. My friends have indicated that they might think I lean more towards dudes in the past, but I feel a lot of shame about that due to years of bullying. Like for example, I have a visceral negative reaction to what I call the f-slur. So like if I'm into any same sex stuff, which I can be, that's something I don't want anybody to know.

The fact remains that I love women, but I'm worried that this stuff in my room convinces my friend that I'm like full gay. Ultimately there wouldn't be a problem if I was, but again - as progressive as I would like to be here, I feel a lot of shame at the thought of being labelled something I'm not. It's kind of shitty of me, but these are issues that have been baked into me by years of abuse.

It's a big issue on my end, and I blew it way out of proportion because my friend is the biggest gossip in my friend group and I don't want anything like this getting out. I just want to have my fun privately and appear "normal". Something like this that threatens that sends me over the edge, as you can plainly see.

So, TL;DR - my friend got really drunk, I basically made sure he didn't die despite getting really self-destructive, then he found some gay shit in my room the next morning which I got really fucking freaked out about. I have a really gross feeling about it, because it's shit I want to keep private, and I feel bad about helping my friend if it means people find out about weird shit I don't want anyone to know about.
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