Board 8 > Doom's reaction to Magikarp

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IfGodCouldDie
09/13/19 7:49:26 PM
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Is fucking amazing.
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FakeAccount3000
09/13/19 8:28:27 PM
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Doom who and in what context is he reacting to a magikarp

there is no context here at al

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Reg
09/13/19 8:29:03 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Is fucking amazing.

Welcome to like 2014

FakeAccount3000 posted...
Doom who and in what context is he reacting to a magikarp

there is no context here at al

Go back to like 2013, where you clearly came from
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FakeAccount3000
09/13/19 8:34:32 PM
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Is that the last time they had context?!

oh god we are all doomed

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IfGodCouldDie
09/13/19 8:41:39 PM
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Reg posted...
Welcome to like 2014

Thanks, I just got here, might stay a while.
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IfGodCouldDie
09/13/19 9:43:42 PM
#6:


Pantsing a statue
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DoomTheGyarados
09/13/19 10:02:43 PM
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Redone chapter 1 I have never posted anywhere just for you:

Doctor Doom had accomplished everything he sought out to do in his world. He had laid waste to his enemies, spilled every drop of blood of those that had once opposed him, and now he could sit comfortably on his throne to rule his empire. Comfort did not suit Doom well. Those that grew comfortable in their seats tended to die in them, Doom thought, and that would not be his fate.

Naturally, Doom decided that he ought to do the logical thing and become a Pokemon Master. It is not our place to question how this was logical, only that it was the great Doom's will. So after a few hours of research and engineering time on a dimensional teleportation array Doom found himself with a one way ticket to the land of Kanto, where once upon a time all Pokemon dreams originated.

As brilliant as Doom was even he could not control the fabric of time, for the most part. So when he arrived in Professor Oak's laboratory in Pallet Town there were but two specimen left for him to start his adventure with, neither exactly ideal.

The first was Chansey, whose perfectly ignorant bliss did not sit well with Doom. While he imagined he could perform a few minor brain surgeries to adjust the Pokemon's behavior to a more suitable range, he didn't care to bother with such intricate details when the outer shell was just as soft as the brain it contained.

The other was Magikarp. It was outwardly weak; useless even. Doom knelt down to look into its eyes when he saw an ancient rage that intrigued him. A rage that, if stoked properly, may even match his own someday. Yes... this one would do nicely. Doom picked Magikarp as his starter and began to make his plans according to his selection.

First, though, knowledge was power. Unfortunately for Professor Oak he had seen Doom's actions firsthand. It was a liability that others might know of Doom's presence in this world at such an early stage and so certain measures would need to be taken to ensure Professor Oak's silence.

Permanently.
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Dark Young Link
09/13/19 10:06:42 PM
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Alternatively: The very short story of why Ash no longer has a father.
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IfGodCouldDie
09/14/19 2:25:25 PM
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I decided to actually read this story to my kids, they are loving it.
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DoomTheGyarados
09/19/19 11:46:09 AM
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haha oh dear god that might be a mistake later on. It's not kid friendly.
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__LeiaRolando__
09/19/19 11:59:30 AM
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Re-read most of it earlier this year. I still love how all the Nurse Joys refer to him as "Master" and that crazy battle with Misty.

Great example of storycraft that should be taught in collegiate "Internet Literature" courses.
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IfGodCouldDie
09/19/19 12:27:48 PM
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DoomTheGyarados posted...
haha oh dear god that might be a mistake later on. It's not kid friendly.

I was reading out loud to them in public, I had to self censor a swear because it would be rude, but at home they get it uncut.
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Waluigi1
09/19/19 1:39:27 PM
#13:


Omg I think I remember reading this... where can I find the rest?
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