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HornedLion
09/04/19 4:22:28 PM
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You know?

You know exactly how they drive.
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CTLM
09/04/19 4:48:21 PM
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They're unhappy with their small penis so they have to be an asshole, drive like one, and have a huge truck to compensate for their shortcomings.

Bonus points if they're country fans, but it's the Bro-country that's so prevalent now
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GrimCyclone
09/04/19 4:50:11 PM
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Because you aren't passing me in your Prius, boy. Learn your place and stay in the slow lane.

There, I gave you what you wanted.
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afrodude77
09/04/19 4:51:30 PM
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I wonder the same thing one tried to run me off the road once

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lihlih
09/04/19 5:00:44 PM
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I live in a place where most of the cars are pick ups, and no one knows how to park, signal, or know the rules of the road. It's so fucking stupid here.
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captpackrat
09/04/19 5:18:12 PM
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I always find it amusing when some idiot in an F150 tries to intimidate me when I'm driving a Ford Expedition (which is basically an F150 with a permanent hard top, extra seats and an extra 1000 pounds or so)
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LOLIAmAnAlt
09/04/19 5:20:36 PM
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Not all pickup truck drivers are like that.
Around me its more small european (and some sportier japanese) cars that are the issue.
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streamofthesky
09/04/19 6:20:36 PM
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Not all pick up drivers are...you know.

But a huge percentage of them are pretty terrible, and yeah, I've definitely noticed quite a few are Silverado / F150 specifically.

Some are speed demons, but most are of the more annoying slow driver variety. Where they drive the speed limit or 5-10 under it, even when traffic usually would go 10 over it. And if you try to pass them, they'll speed up to try and stop it (super fucking dangerous and vile to do), and failing that, speed up to ride your ass afterwards.

One even tried to follow me home once, but I just drove in circles until he left. That was pretty unnerving.
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Ogurisama
09/04/19 6:25:49 PM
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faramir77
09/04/19 7:00:43 PM
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Many pickup truck owners are illiterate redneck morons. There's a culture amongst them where they actively have pride for their own stupidity. The truck is a symbol of their idiotic pride.

A lot of pickup truck drivers are fine, though. I drive a Ram 1500 but I'm not a fucking asshole.
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HornedLion
09/04/19 8:26:11 PM
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streamofthesky posted...
Not all pick up drivers are...you know.

But a huge percentage of them are pretty terrible, and yeah, I've definitely noticed quite a few are Silverado / F150 specifically.

Some are speed demons, but most are of the more annoying slow driver variety. Where they drive the speed limit or 5-10 under it, even when traffic usually would go 10 over it. And if you try to pass them, they'll speed up to try and stop it (super fucking dangerous and vile to do), and failing that, speed up to ride your ass afterwards.

One even tried to follow me home once, but I just drove in circles until he left. That was pretty unnerving.


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SinisterSlay
09/04/19 9:19:38 PM
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Dodge Rams seem to be driven by assholes around here. I think the only time i saw one being civil he was towing something. So i assume he was afraid his truck would fall apart if he drove like an ass like the rest of his brethren.

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iToro86
09/04/19 9:50:37 PM
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HornedLion posted...
You know?

You know exactly how they drive.

Ego
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streamofthesky
09/05/19 2:35:21 AM
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Also, this topic mentioning Chevy has me on a Zebra Corner binge :)

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