Poll of the Day > I got this amazing match on tinder pleeeease tell me how do I not fuck this up

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-Komaiko54-
08/16/19 11:46:00 PM
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she's a hot chubby girl who likes to stay in doors yo WTF do I do to bag this chick

I... I think I'm... what is this feeling? Can it be?? NO?!!! IT'S LOOOVE!
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MrMelodramatic
08/16/19 11:55:39 PM
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Pics
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Jen0125
08/16/19 11:56:03 PM
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Be the opposite of you
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-Komaiko54-
08/17/19 12:24:06 AM
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Normally I don't check threads until the morning but I got a important update:

she's not looking for romance but she's DTF with me so it turns out I ain't need NONE of y'all help ah haaaaaaaaa I still got the ole' Nomak Magic ay bOi

MrMelodramatic posted...
Pics


It takes awhile for ss to show up in my photo drive. just imagine a sort of heavy girl with a Huge rack

Jen0125 posted...
Be the opposite of you


why would I want to be the opposite of AWESOME

Zangulus posted...
You wouldnt know what love was if it sat on your face for thirty bucks.


when are you gonna stop living in the fantasy world where you only hear what you want to believe? SAD!
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ClarkDuke
08/17/19 12:30:13 AM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/17/19 12:40:05 AM
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you know she is going to leave you on read while she get blasted by limitless chad dick
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ClarkDuke
08/17/19 12:44:32 AM
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Zangulus posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
Normally I don't check threads until the morning but I got a important update:

she's not looking for romance but she's DTF with me so it turns out I ain't need NONE of y'all help ah haaaaaaaaa I still got the ole' Nomak Magic ay bOi

MrMelodramatic posted...
Pics


It takes awhile for ss to show up in my photo drive. just imagine a sort of heavy girl with a Huge rack

Jen0125 posted...
Be the opposite of you


why would I want to be the opposite of AWESOME

Zangulus posted...
You wouldnt know what love was if it sat on your face for thirty bucks.


when are you gonna stop living in the fantasy world where you only hear what you want to believe? SAD!


Says the guy who couldnt even close the deal with a lady of the night.

for $30, she must've been a wreck, ok?
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GreenKnight127
08/17/19 12:48:09 AM
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Why would you worry about 'you' fucking it up? Relationships are a two-way street. There's a good chance they could be the one who fucks it up, not you. So rejoice in that fact and just relaaaaxxxxx. And don't get clingy. People hate clingy. Good luck.
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wwinterj25
08/17/19 12:48:51 AM
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You've already fucked it up.
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ClarkDuke
08/17/19 12:51:06 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
You've already fucked it up.

aside from the fact he looks like Orville Redenbacher?
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jramirez23
08/17/19 2:10:39 AM
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ClarkDuke posted...
aside from the fact he looks like Orville Redenbacher?
LMAO

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-Komaiko54-
08/17/19 1:37:40 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
you know she is going to leave you on read while she get blasted by limitless chad dick


Spoiler alert: I'm the chad

GreenKnight127 posted...
Why would you worry about 'you' fucking it up?


I can't help but notice a trend in my attempts at love
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GreenKnight127
08/17/19 2:21:42 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
I can't help but notice a trend in my attempts at love


Give yourself more credit than that. It's never one person's fault. We live in very superficial and greedy times.

Some people go on a date and sit back and think, "So what is this person going to do to satisfy ME?"

But they don't realize that they need to satisfy the other person as well.

Just a big ol' generation of ME! ME! ME!

Good luck out there.
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Cacciato
08/17/19 2:23:09 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
It's never one person's fault.

In his case it is
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Jen0125
08/17/19 2:23:13 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
I can't help but notice a trend in my attempts at love


Give yourself more credit than that. It's never one person's fault. We live in very superficial and greedy times.

Some people go on a date and sit back and think, "So what is this person going to do to satisfy ME?"

But they don't realize that they need to satisfy the other person as well.

Just a big ol' generation of ME! ME! ME!

Good luck out there.


Spoken like a true nice guy
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wwinterj25
08/17/19 3:42:22 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
But they don't realize that they need to satisfy the other person as well.


So that's the secret! Sounds like a lot of work. Pass.
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GreenKnight127
08/17/19 3:51:09 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
But they don't realize that they need to satisfy the other person as well.


So that's the secret! Sounds like a lot of work. Pass.


I know you're being sarcastic (maybe? lol), but you'd be surprised how many people genuinely feel that way.
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Noop_Noop
08/17/19 5:17:41 PM
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congrats on the probably herpes bro
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Cacciato
08/18/19 1:38:27 AM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
But they don't realize that they need to satisfy the other person as well.


So that's the secret! Sounds like a lot of work. Pass.


I know you're being sarcastic (maybe? lol), but you'd be surprised how many people genuinely feel that way.

Whos right? The 30-something virgin or the guy who makes pedophile island topics? You decide!
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
08/18/19 4:08:05 AM
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Cacciato posted...
the guy who makes pedophile island topics

Wtf?
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ASlaveObeys
08/18/19 7:56:51 AM
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i've always found being hot helps me pick up ladies.
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wwinterj25
08/18/19 2:38:44 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Whos right? The 30-something virgin or the guy who makes pedophile island topics? You decide!


Whatever the case it's never you so we are good.
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Cacciato
08/18/19 2:48:22 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Cacciato posted...
Whos right? The 30-something virgin or the guy who makes pedophile island topics? You decide!


Whatever the case it's never you so we are good.

Oh no. Ive earned the scorn of the British Icoyar
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Cacciato
08/18/19 2:49:30 PM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Cacciato posted...
the guy who makes pedophile island topics

Wtf?

Hes the guy that made a topic about being trapped on a deserted island with an underage girl, and what you were or werent allowed to do with her
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wwinterj25
08/18/19 2:53:36 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Oh no. Ive earned the scorn of the British Icoyar


Such whit. Although I see being original is not your strong point. It's cute you try though.
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-Komaiko54-
08/18/19 3:37:32 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
i've always found being hot helps me pick up ladies.


Check
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RCtheWSBC
08/18/19 3:47:37 PM
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You legit concern me.
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Action53
08/18/19 3:53:23 PM
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This happened
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Cacciato
08/18/19 3:57:01 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Cacciato posted...
Oh no. Ive earned the scorn of the British Icoyar


Such whit. Although I see being original is not your strong point. It's cute you try though.

I see spelling isnt yours.
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wwinterj25
08/18/19 4:07:10 PM
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That's the spirit! Keep trying. I'm sure everyone cares.
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-Komaiko54-
08/18/19 4:24:13 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
You legit concern me.


When I have done nothing wrong?
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ASlaveObeys
08/18/19 4:44:07 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
i've always found being hot helps me pick up ladies.


Check

no but like actually
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HornedLion
08/18/19 5:36:48 PM
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Ah. I remember my chubby chasing phase.
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WizardofHoth
08/18/19 6:02:59 PM
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Isnt tinder for gay people or something?
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wwinterj25
08/18/19 7:42:33 PM
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Grinder is for hetros I believe.
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WizardofHoth
08/18/19 7:57:41 PM
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I think both tinder and grinder are for gay people
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wwinterj25
08/18/19 7:58:50 PM
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Could be. Ask the TC.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
08/19/19 12:31:20 AM
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Cacciato posted...
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Cacciato posted...
the guy who makes pedophile island topics

Wtf?

Hes the guy that made a topic about being trapped on a deserted island with an underage girl, and what you were or werent allowed to do with her

Again wtf. He's gonna be a menace.
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