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SmokeMassTree
08/03/19 8:11:06 PM
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45 matches that I haven't messaged yet, saved the best for you fellas

Go ahead
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wolfy42
08/03/19 8:16:14 PM
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My milkshake brings all the girls to my yard, want some?

You've won the lottery my dear and I'm your jackpot.

I'm just a boy, wanting to hook up with a girl, and your that girl.

Wanna split a pizza with me, pretty eyes?

OMG your hot, I think I need to have sex with you RIGHT NOW!!

Why don't we go back to my place and pretend we are cousins in the south?

Do you like spongebob squarepants? I don't, but, your hot enough that i'd watch that show with you.

I am actually a Djinni, and I can grant wishes, but only if a beautiful woman sleeps with me and breaks my curse first. Would you please help me break my curse?

I would give up Tilamook Ice Cream for you, lets get together.
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Metalsonic66
08/03/19 8:19:22 PM
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"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first"
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SmokeMassTree
08/03/19 8:20:19 PM
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I'll use one of those
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SunWuKung420
08/03/19 8:33:41 PM
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I'm incapable of maintaining stable relationships. Let's get coffee.
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Metalsonic66
08/03/19 8:38:02 PM
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"My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in"
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SmokeMassTree
08/03/19 8:51:47 PM
#7:


Metalsonic66 posted...
"My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in"


No
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Mead
08/03/19 8:53:15 PM
#8:


Bleached?

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wolfy42
08/03/19 8:54:38 PM
#9:


Mead posted...
Bleached?


Lol:)
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wolfy42
08/03/19 8:55:27 PM
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I find girls with cat ears extremely sexy. I have the cat ears, would you be the girl?)
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SmokeMassTree
08/03/19 8:55:57 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
I find girls with cat ears extremely sexy. I have the cat ears, would you be the girl?)


Stop it
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Metalsonic66
08/03/19 9:17:17 PM
#12:


"Hey, you want some good sex?"
"No."
"Well, you came to the right guy!"
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Sarcasthma
08/04/19 12:31:12 AM
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Wanna see my truffle shuffle?
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Metalsonic66
08/04/19 1:14:17 AM
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I may not go down in history... But I will go down on you.
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camperr
08/04/19 3:19:50 PM
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my bick dig

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