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AlisLandale 07/19/19 6:25:08 PM #1:	-Having a screen/room transition count as a death because you didnt use the stairs/ladder. -instant death ceilings that require pixel-perfect planning of jump arcs -extra lives in locations youll probably kill yourself twice trying to reach --- https://i.imgtc.com/8ePXf9B.gif If Yamcha would have brought his bat along he'd have blasted Jiren out of the ring like Ness in smash brothers. - Gids_goft <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:924916364] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>-Having a screen/room transition count as a death because you didnt use the stairs/ladder. -instant death ceilings that require pixel-perfect planning of jump arcs -extra lives in locations youll probably kill yourself twice trying to reach</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 07/19/19 6:26:20 PM #2:	Are you playing Mario Maker or something lol --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:924916426] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Are you playing Mario Maker or something lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchiePeck 07/19/19 6:26:58 PM #3:	Blue shells. <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:924916450] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Blue shells.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 07/19/19 6:27:33 PM #4:	Smashingpmkns posted... Are you playing Mario Maker or something lol First one is from Castlevania and Ninja Gaiden Second is from Mega Man Third is from literally every 2D platformer ever developed in the history of video games lol --- https://i.imgtc.com/8ePXf9B.gif If Yamcha would have brought his bat along he'd have blasted Jiren out of the ring like Ness in smash brothers. - Gids_goft <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:924916472] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>Are you playing Mario Maker or something lol</quote> First one is from Castlevania and Ninja Gaiden Second is from Mega Man Third is from literally every 2D platformer ever developed in the history of video games lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 07/19/19 6:27:36 PM #5:	Having attacks that would work perfectly fine on human players be cock-blocked by AIs because of their obvious built-in cheating. Not talking final boss here, just "vs. mode casual play" AI. --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:924916475] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Having attacks that would work perfectly fine on human players be cock-blocked by AIs because of their obvious built-in cheating. Not talking final boss here, just "vs. mode casual play" AI.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 07/19/19 6:29:31 PM #6:	IHeartRadiation posted... Having attacks that would work perfectly fine on human players be cock-blocked by AIs because of their obvious built-in cheating. Not talking final boss here, just "vs. mode casual play" AI. This reminds me of Mortal Kombat, where after a while certain strategies become completely unusable because the AI is reading the shit out of your button presses and has an instant counter >\> --- https://i.imgtc.com/8ePXf9B.gif If Yamcha would have brought his bat along he'd have blasted Jiren out of the ring like Ness in smash brothers. - Gids_goft <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:924916544] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>IHeartRadiation posted...</cite> <quote>Having attacks that would work perfectly fine on human players be cock-blocked by AIs because of their obvious built-in cheating. Not talking final boss here, just "vs. mode casual play" AI.</quote> This reminds me of Mortal Kombat, where after a while certain strategies become completely unusable because the AI is reading the shit out of your button presses and has an instant counter >\></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 07/19/19 6:38:14 PM #7:	When an enemy or boss is completely invincible until some bullshit makes them vulnerable so you essentially have to wait until you can damage them --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:924916858] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>When an enemy or boss is completely invincible until some bullshit makes them vulnerable so you essentially have to wait until you can damage them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohnoitschris 07/19/19 6:41:37 PM #8:	cranky's advice: git gud --- Join the Nintendo Fun Club today, Mac! <cite>ohnoitschris posted [p:924916984] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>cranky's advice: git gud</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 07/19/19 6:44:18 PM #10:	This dude plays 2d platformers --- https://i.imgtc.com/e2dtpfR.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/oVB3sDe.jpg <cite>Doe posted [p:924917070] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>This dude plays 2d platformers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 07/19/19 6:48:27 PM #11:	Having to figure out which vegetation is solid and which has no occlusion in an open world game with vehicles. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:924917212] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Having to figure out which vegetation is solid and which has no occlusion in an open world game with vehicles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 07/19/19 6:50:53 PM #12:	MC_BatCommander posted... When an enemy or boss is completely invincible until some bullshit makes them vulnerable so you essentially have to wait until you can damage them This feels like it is the majority of modern boss design and I hate it. Worse when they tease you by forcing you to constantly do chip damage but you still wont win unless you hit the pre-determined vulnerable part of their attack pattern. (Looking at YOU FF7 remake <_<) ohnoitschris posted... cranky's advice: git gud Fight me irl --- https://i.imgtc.com/8ePXf9B.gif If Yamcha would have brought his bat along he'd have blasted Jiren out of the ring like Ness in smash brothers. - Gids_goft <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:924917308] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote>When an enemy or boss is completely invincible until some bullshit makes them vulnerable so you essentially have to wait until you can damage them</quote> This feels like it is the majority of modern boss design and I hate it. Worse when they tease you by forcing you to constantly do chip damage but you still wont win unless you hit the pre-determined vulnerable part of their attack pattern. (Looking at YOU FF7 remake <_<) <cite>ohnoitschris posted...</cite> <quote>cranky's advice: git gud</quote> Fight me irl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/19/19 6:53:09 PM #13:	No one mentioned unskippable cutscenes and that should be the first thing. Don't misquote me I'm not one of those "OMG You want STORY in your games!?" idiots. I love when video games do cutscenes or stories right. But for the love of god give us the option to skip them. I mean FFX has like 10 hours of unskippable cutscenes you have to endure if you ever want to replay it --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:924917379] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>No one mentioned unskippable cutscenes and that should be the first thing. Don't misquote me I'm not one of those "OMG You want STORY in your games!?" idiots. I love when video games do cutscenes or stories right. But for the love of god give us the option to skip them. I mean FFX has like 10 hours of unskippable cutscenes you have to endure if you ever want to replay it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 07/19/19 6:54:46 PM #14:	I hate lazy level design where your character can jump but then there's an open door that you can't get through because there's one ream of paper on the ground in the doorway. I like games where you interact with the world to improve your gear and character (like hunting animals or gathering materials or buying/upgrading/investing in property), but I hate when they take it to such an extreme that you'd have to double your play time just to max everything out. --- FFXIV: Herzog Erislieb (Cactaur) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:924917433] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>I hate lazy level design where your character can jump but then there's an open door that you can't get through because there's one ream of paper on the ground in the doorway. I like games where you interact with the world to improve your gear and character (like hunting animals or gathering materials or buying/upgrading/investing in property), but I hate when they take it to such an extreme that you'd have to double your play time just to max everything out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Northlane 07/19/19 6:56:44 PM #15:	A dual boss fight at the very end of a large open area barren wasteland that you have to trek through every time you die with infinitely respawning powerful enemies that literally come out of nowhere because the gimmick of the area is that there is a blizzard that picks up for a few seconds and then dies down for a few seconds and the enemies spawn in the blizzard when you can't see shit --- An NFL Haiku Bosa dreams broken. Like records set by Mahomes. Gruden is a bust. <cite>Northlane posted [p:924917501] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>A dual boss fight at the very end of a large open area barren wasteland that you have to trek through every time you die with infinitely respawning powerful enemies that literally come out of nowhere because the gimmick of the area is that there is a blizzard that picks up for a few seconds and then dies down for a few seconds and the enemies spawn in the blizzard when you can't see shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 07/19/19 6:57:18 PM #16:	Those up and down charge gauges e.g. the drive power in golf games. --- https://imgur.com/TWsfIIj <cite>sabin017 posted [p:924917526] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Those up and down charge gauges e.g. the drive power in golf games.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 07/19/19 7:02:04 PM #18:	AlisLandale posted... Having a screen/room transition count as a death because you didnt use the stairs/ladder. I don't follow. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:924917688] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote>Having a screen/room transition count as a death because you didnt use the stairs/ladder.</quote> I don't follow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 07/19/19 7:07:09 PM #19:	- AI's cars rubberbanding in racer games. - Debuffs, and spells not applying to bosses - Enemies clipping solid objects and walls causinh potential damage to my character. - Arbitrarily losing all of your gear through scripted events. - NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run. - Your super human character not being able to climb or jump over waist high surfaces, thus forcing you to go the long route. - Not being able to loot the fallen enemies weapons and gear. - --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:924917864] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>- AI's cars rubberbanding in racer games. - Debuffs, and spells not applying to bosses - Enemies clipping solid objects and walls causinh potential damage to my character. - Arbitrarily losing all of your gear through scripted events. - NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run. - Your super human character not being able to climb or jump over waist high surfaces, thus forcing you to go the long route. - Not being able to loot the fallen enemies weapons and gear. -</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kickflip 07/19/19 7:13:19 PM #20:	Loot with like sub 1% drop rates. Valuable loot is always better when it's earned through difficult side quests or specific requirements that give you a real goal to aim for. If you enjoy item grinding, you're weird, sorry. One thing I absolutely hate is having my time wasted in games. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/LdL3cXu.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/EXJmSZF.gif <cite>Kickflip posted [p:924918097] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Loot with like sub 1% drop rates. Valuable loot is always better when it's earned through difficult side quests or specific requirements that give you a real goal to aim for. If you enjoy item grinding, you're weird, sorry. One thing I absolutely hate is having my time wasted in games.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/19/19 7:14:48 PM #21:	Kickflip posted... Loot with like sub 1% drop rates. Valuable loot is always better when it's earned through difficult side quests or specific requirements that give you a real goal to aim for. If you enjoy item grinding, you're weird, sorry. One thing I absolutely hate is having my time wasted in games. On this subect: Rewarding beating the hardest boss of the game or 100%ing the game by giving us a powerful weapon. We have nothing left to use it on game! --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:924918156] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kickflip posted...</cite> <quote>Loot with like sub 1% drop rates. Valuable loot is always better when it's earned through difficult side quests or specific requirements that give you a real goal to aim for. If you enjoy item grinding, you're weird, sorry. One thing I absolutely hate is having my time wasted in games.</quote> On this subect: Rewarding beating the hardest boss of the game or 100%ing the game by giving us a powerful weapon. We have nothing left to use it on game!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/19/19 7:16:17 PM #22:	Vicious_Dios posted... NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run. I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:924918208] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run.</quote> I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/19/19 7:17:57 PM #23:	DrizztLink posted... Vicious_Dios posted... NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run. I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon. There's a bit in Nier 1 where they make fun of this You already have the item you get for beating a quest to progress the story and the character actually says "Didn't we already have this?" And another goes "Shh! Some things are just not going to make sense in New Game+, roll with it." --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:924918276] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run.</quote> I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon.</quote> There's a bit in Nier 1 where they make fun of this You already have the item you get for beating a quest to progress the story and the character actually says "Didn't we already have this?" And another goes "Shh! Some things are just not going to make sense in New Game+, roll with it."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 07/19/19 7:18:38 PM #24:	Gattuso --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:924918307] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Gattuso</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 07/19/19 7:20:52 PM #25:	Really difficult bosses that come just after a long cutscene. That you can never skip. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s <cite>Umbreon posted [p:924918405] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Really difficult bosses that come just after a long cutscene. That you can never skip.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/19/19 7:22:13 PM #26:	When the game arbitrarily doesn't let you take the obvious solution, and instead forces you to go through convoluted BS to reach the goal like Ymir Forest, JUST REACH OVER TWO FEET AND GRAB THE FRUIT YOU MORONS. AT LEAST ONE PARTY MEMBER HAS FUCKING WINGS! --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:924918445] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>When the game arbitrarily doesn't let you take the obvious solution, and instead forces you to go through convoluted BS to reach the goal like Ymir Forest, JUST REACH OVER TWO FEET AND GRAB THE FRUIT YOU MORONS. AT LEAST ONE PARTY MEMBER HAS FUCKING WINGS!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 07/19/19 7:22:34 PM #27:	DrizztLink posted... AlisLandale posted... Having a screen/room transition count as a death because you didnt use the stairs/ladder. I don't follow. In the classic Castlevania games and ninja gaiden games if you had to take the stairs/ladder to go to the next screen. If you instead fell it'd kill you instead of transitioning. Even if you fell at the exact point the stairs/ladder end it'd still count as falling into a pit. --- boobies... <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:924918456] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote>Having a screen/room transition count as a death because you didnt use the stairs/ladder.</quote> I don't follow.</quote> In the classic Castlevania games and ninja gaiden games if you had to take the stairs/ladder to go to the next screen. If you instead fell it'd kill you instead of transitioning. Even if you fell at the exact point the stairs/ladder end it'd still count as falling into a pit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 07/19/19 7:50:23 PM #28:	DrizztLink posted... Vicious_Dios posted... NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run. I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon. Screw that. I already beaten the game. I've earned the right to fuck around. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:924919511] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run.</quote> I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon.</quote> Screw that. I already beaten the game. I've earned the right to fuck around.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 07/19/19 7:52:31 PM #29:	Doe posted... This dude plays 2d platformers So? --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:924919579] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doe posted...</cite> <quote>This dude plays 2d platformers</quote> So?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 07/19/19 7:53:46 PM #30:	Unskippable cutscenes. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:924919622] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Unskippable cutscenes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 07/19/19 7:54:21 PM #31:	The Bed of Chaos --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:924919648] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>The Bed of Chaos</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 07/19/19 7:56:49 PM #32:	Zodd3224 posted... The Bed of Chaos Though I agree, this is can be remedied with this simple trick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWOzN6PWKjQ" data-time=" --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:924919745] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote>The Bed of Chaos</quote> Though I agree, this is can be remedied with this simple trick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWOzN6PWKjQ" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/19/19 8:01:39 PM #33:	Vicious_Dios posted... DrizztLink posted... Vicious_Dios posted... NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run. I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon. Screw that. I already beaten the game. I've earned the right to fuck around. They ain't gonna spend who knows amounts of money fault checking their program to handle sequence breaking because you wanna swing your dick. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:924919931] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run.</quote> I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon.</quote> Screw that. I already beaten the game. I've earned the right to fuck around.</quote> They ain't gonna spend who knows amounts of money fault checking their program to handle sequence breaking because you wanna swing your dick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 07/19/19 8:03:10 PM #34:	games with shitty cameras that have projectiles flying at you offscreen <cite>Reis posted [p:924919988] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>games with shitty cameras that have projectiles flying at you offscreen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The-Apostle 07/19/19 8:07:54 PM #35:	Blue Hell in Just Cause 3 costing me achievements. --- http://goo.gl/mnO36O #GoPackGo Not changing sig until NHL players are allowed to play in the Olympics. Started 2/22/2018 <cite>The-Apostle posted [p:924920167] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Blue Hell in Just Cause 3 costing me achievements.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 07/19/19 8:10:22 PM #36:	DrizztLink posted... Vicious_Dios posted... DrizztLink posted... Vicious_Dios posted... NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run. I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon. Screw that. I already beaten the game. I've earned the right to fuck around. They ain't gonna spend who knows amounts of money fault checking their program to handle sequence breaking because you wanna swing your dick. I'm aware of that, thus I'm tallying it it among my list of complaints. You know, that's kind of like, the whole point of the topic. <_< --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:924920254] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run.</quote> I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon.</quote> Screw that. I already beaten the game. I've earned the right to fuck around.</quote> They ain't gonna spend who knows amounts of money fault checking their program to handle sequence breaking because you wanna swing your dick.</quote> I'm aware of that, thus I'm tallying it it among my list of complaints. You know, that's kind of like, the whole point of the topic. <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvantgardeAClue 07/19/19 8:12:55 PM #37:	plays survival game where plundering ammo and supplies is an important game mechanic kills enemies, can't take their ammo or gun Bet you think you're so clever huh, The Last of Us --- Sometimes I say things and I'm not voice acting. <cite>AvantgardeAClue posted [p:924920332] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>plays survival game where plundering ammo and supplies is an important game mechanic kills enemies, can't take their ammo or gun Bet you think you're so clever huh, The Last of Us</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/19/19 9:43:28 PM #38:	Vicious_Dios posted... DrizztLink posted... Vicious_Dios posted... DrizztLink posted... Vicious_Dios posted... NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run. I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon. Screw that. I already beaten the game. I've earned the right to fuck around. They ain't gonna spend who knows amounts of money fault checking their program to handle sequence breaking because you wanna swing your dick. I'm aware of that, thus I'm tallying it it among my list of complaints. You know, that's kind of like, the whole point of the topic. <_< Touch. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:924923604] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run.</quote> I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon.</quote> Screw that. I already beaten the game. I've earned the right to fuck around.</quote> They ain't gonna spend who knows amounts of money fault checking their program to handle sequence breaking because you wanna swing your dick.</quote> I'm aware of that, thus I'm tallying it it among my list of complaints. You know, that's kind of like, the whole point of the topic. <_<</quote> Touch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/19/19 9:44:34 PM #39:	AvantgardeAClue posted... plays survival game where plundering ammo and supplies is an important game mechanic kills enemies, can't take their ammo or gun Bet you think you're so clever huh, The Last of Us --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:924923644] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>AvantgardeAClue posted...</cite> <quote>plays survival game where plundering ammo and supplies is an important game mechanic kills enemies, can't take their ammo or gun Bet you think you're so clever huh, The Last of Us</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 07/19/19 10:36:11 PM #40:	DrizztLink posted... Vicious_Dios posted... DrizztLink posted... Vicious_Dios posted... NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run. I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon. Screw that. I already beaten the game. I've earned the right to fuck around. They ain't gonna spend who knows amounts of money fault checking their program to handle sequence breaking because you wanna swing your dick. just another reason why Chrono Trigger is a masterpiece. Beat the game when youre not supposed to and you get a fun alternate ending. >_> --- https://i.imgtc.com/8ePXf9B.gif If Yamcha would have brought his bat along he'd have blasted Jiren out of the ring like Ness in smash brothers. - Gids_goft <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:924925288] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>NG+ omitting certain items in from the previous run.</quote> I can see that being fair in terms of sequence breaking. Like, you don't just wake up in your hometown with the key to enter the final dungeon.</quote> Screw that. I already beaten the game. I've earned the right to fuck around.</quote> They ain't gonna spend who knows amounts of money fault checking their program to handle sequence breaking because you wanna swing your dick.</quote> just another reason why Chrono Trigger is a masterpiece. Beat the game when youre not supposed to and you get a fun alternate ending. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 07/19/19 10:40:21 PM #41:	enemy bullets track you. your bullet misses if the enemy shifts 1 pixel. --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:924925432] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>enemy bullets track you. your bullet misses if the enemy shifts 1 pixel.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 07/19/19 10:41:54 PM #42:	Some of the bosses in Nioh are horseshit. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:924925480] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Some of the bosses in Nioh are horseshit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 07/19/19 11:49:17 PM #43:	ModLogic posted... enemy bullets track you. your bullet misses if the enemy shifts 1 pixel. That reminds me... fuck the dodge mechanic in Fallout 4. The awkward human sidestep makes a little sense and is easy to compensate for. The ghoul random zigzag crawling is annoying but at least you can deal with it with the right weapons. But I don't need random bloatflies suddenly leaping sideways like they activated an invisible jet engine dodging my shot. I was just going to splat them in one shot anyway so it only serves to be annoying. --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:924927368] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>ModLogic posted...</cite> <quote>enemy bullets track you. your bullet misses if the enemy shifts 1 pixel.</quote> That reminds me... fuck the dodge mechanic in Fallout 4. The awkward human sidestep makes a little sense and is easy to compensate for. The ghoul random zigzag crawling is annoying but at least you can deal with it with the right weapons. But I don't need random bloatflies suddenly leaping sideways like they activated an invisible jet engine dodging my shot. I was just going to splat them in one shot anyway so it only serves to be annoying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/19/19 11:52:54 PM #44:	Steamwood in Musashiden. ...twice <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:924927479] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Steamwood in Musashiden. ...twice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snowman9267 07/19/19 11:56:15 PM #45:	Hardest difficulty Seth in SS4 --- plays the Grismal flute <cite>snowman9267 posted [p:924927567] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>Hardest difficulty Seth in SS4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 07/20/19 12:03:59 AM #46:	IHeartRadiation posted... Having attacks that would work perfectly fine on human players be cock-blocked by AIs because of their obvious built-in cheating. Not talking final boss here, just "vs. mode casual play" AI. CPU enemies crouching/dodging your attacks in Double Dragon versus mode? Was there a button combination for that? --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:924927782] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>IHeartRadiation posted...</cite> <quote>Having attacks that would work perfectly fine on human players be cock-blocked by AIs because of their obvious built-in cheating. Not talking final boss here, just "vs. mode casual play" AI.</quote> CPU enemies crouching/dodging your attacks in Double Dragon versus mode? Was there a button combination for that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 07/20/19 12:08:02 AM #47:	Vicious_Dios posted... - Debuffs, and spells not applying to bosses They work in Dragon Quest games... --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:924927879] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>- Debuffs, and spells not applying to bosses</quote> They work in Dragon Quest games...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
meestermj 07/20/19 12:12:23 AM #48:	Vicious_Dios posted... - Debuffs, and spells not applying to bosses This frustrates me so bad in RPGs. Bravely Default was really bad for it. Why is nearly every boss immune to poison? I could see bosses having the duration be shorter, or the damage be less, but they shouldn't be immune. --- Psn: beastlytoast Left-handed fire-slapsies leave me feeling confused about life. - Merydia <cite>meestermj posted [p:924927992] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>- Debuffs, and spells not applying to bosses</quote> This frustrates me so bad in RPGs. Bravely Default was really bad for it. Why is nearly every boss immune to poison? I could see bosses having the duration be shorter, or the damage be less, but they shouldn't be immune.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/20/19 12:17:00 AM #49:	meestermj posted... Vicious_Dios posted... - Debuffs, and spells not applying to bosses This frustrates me so bad in RPGs. Bravely Default was really bad for it. Why is nearly every boss immune to poison? I could see bosses having the duration be shorter, or the damage be less, but they shouldn't be immune. Another point in favor of BG:II. If I plan ahead, I can one shot a fucking dragon with one Sorcerer and a Finger of Death. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:924928133] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote><cite>meestermj posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>- Debuffs, and spells not applying to bosses</quote> This frustrates me so bad in RPGs. Bravely Default was really bad for it. Why is nearly every boss immune to poison? I could see bosses having the duration be shorter, or the damage be less, but they shouldn't be immune.</quote> Another point in favor of BG:II. If I plan ahead, I can one shot a fucking dragon with one Sorcerer and a Finger of Death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuzzylittlbunny 07/20/19 12:17:50 AM #50:	I hate games where enemies damage you simply by making contact. That stupid squid boss in MMX5 was the biggest annoyance not because he was hard, but because he spent a majority of the time literally just trying to bump into you. Not ramming speed, not electrifying himself to tackle you (since he was an electric squid for God knows what reason). He just slowly floated over to you. Also 3000 IQ AI, although it can be hilarious. Exhibit A: Alpharad's DK Amiibo (Turn down your volume lol) https://youtu.be/n0FoOZvENAA#t=5m17s --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:924928153] in ITT: absol... [t:77875589]...</cite> <quote>I hate games where enemies damage you simply by making contact. That stupid squid boss in MMX5 was the biggest annoyance not because he was hard, but because he spent a majority of the time literally just trying to bump into you. Not ramming speed, not electrifying himself to tackle you (since he was an electric squid for God knows what reason). He just slowly floated over to you. Also 3000 IQ AI, although it can be hilarious. Exhibit A: Alpharad's DK Amiibo (Turn down your volume lol) https://youtu.be/n0FoOZvENAA#t=5m17s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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