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DrizztLink
07/19/19 5:00:39 PM
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Mortal Kombat theme here - Results (2 votes)
Kukri
50% (1 vote)
1
Baseball bat
50% (1 vote)
1
PATHETlC
0% (0 votes)
0
Kukri:

Qw0JPDa

Baseball bat:

you know what a fucking bat looks like

For size sake, the blade on that kukri is about as long as your forearm.
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MabusIncarnate
07/19/19 5:01:53 PM
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What is the function of the two tiny blades?
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DrizztLink
07/19/19 5:04:24 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
What is the function of the two tiny blades?

One's basically a sharpener with a point, the other is the knife you use for when a fucking axe-hatchet is excessive.

I own a set like that. Little one with an edge is a fucking razor, the other is a wedge with a sharp point. Picture a bayonet.
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Pogo_Marimo
07/19/19 5:04:26 PM
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Baseball bat because of the extra range. It's a very close contest though, mostly because the kukri at least retains some degree of stabbing quality despite it's chop-centric design. Since the bat is inefficient at lethal wounds compared to stabbing/cutting weapons and since it requires a higher investment of force and momentum, it means the bat user could become very vulnerable with just one bad swing.
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IHeartRadiation
07/19/19 5:07:03 PM
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lil of the ol' CHOP CHOP
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DrizztLink
07/19/19 5:11:16 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
It's a very close contest though, mostly because the kukri at least retains some degree of stabbing quality despite it's chop-centric design.

You'd be thoroughly surprised how well a kukri can stab.

The British certainly were.
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Pogo_Marimo
07/19/19 5:20:46 PM
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Hey if you say so.
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DrizztLink
07/19/19 5:22:11 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Hey if you say so.

It's a Gurkha technique.

Sneak up behind, stab someone under the right armpit, cut their fucking heart in half.
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DrizztLink
07/19/19 5:59:35 PM
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Zurkon posted...
Kukri. I lack upper body strength and wouldnt be very good with a bat. I think my best chance would be using the weapon with a blade.

You'd be helped less than you think.

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(Back of the blade, thumb for reference)

Brought out mine for show and tell.

They're pretty fucking hefty.

Edit: That's on a man roughly 6'3".
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jumi
07/19/19 6:29:19 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Hey if you say so.

It's a Gurkha technique.

Sneak up behind, stab someone under the right armpit, cut their fucking heart in half.


Do you mean left armpit?
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DrizztLink
07/19/19 6:53:45 PM
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jumi posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Hey if you say so.

It's a Gurkha technique.

Sneak up behind, stab someone under the right armpit, cut their fucking heart in half.


Do you mean left armpit?

Nope.

Refer back to the pics.
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DrizztLink
07/20/19 1:50:20 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
jumi posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Hey if you say so.

It's a Gurkha technique.

Sneak up behind, stab someone under the right armpit, cut their fucking heart in half.


Do you mean left armpit?

Nope.

Refer back to the pics.

I honestly had this exact argument with visiting family today.

They were somewhat disturbed to be wrong.
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gguirao
07/20/19 3:58:25 AM
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Baseball bat.
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Chicken
07/20/19 4:06:44 AM
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Kukri if you can throw a jar of piss first.
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