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YoshitoKikuchi
07/19/19 3:43:39 PM
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Who do you choose?
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Master_Bass
07/19/19 3:45:09 PM
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Some hot woman. I'd just play with my boobs all day, tbh.
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TeaMilk
07/19/19 3:47:32 PM
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Some cute fat guy. I'd just play with my moobs all day, tbh.
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Zombified_Toast
07/19/19 3:50:42 PM
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A dog.
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dave_is_slick
07/19/19 3:50:56 PM
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What happens to my original body?
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stone
07/19/19 3:52:13 PM
#6:


dave_is_slick posted...
What happens to my original body?

Body swap would imply whoever's body you steal ends up in yours..? Or at least that's the way I understand it.
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jackgunney
07/19/19 3:54:13 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/19/19 3:56:22 PM
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stone posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
What happens to my original body?

Body swap would imply whoever's body you steal ends up in yours..? Or at least that's the way I understand it.


Yes
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_Matchabuu_
07/19/19 3:56:28 PM
#9:


Someone attractive
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stone
07/19/19 3:57:39 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
stone posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
What happens to my original body?

Body swap would imply whoever's body you steal ends up in yours..? Or at least that's the way I understand it.


Yes

Important question..
Do I teleport in their body at their current location, or does my body turn into theirs at my current location?
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AvlButtslam
07/19/19 4:17:16 PM
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This guy I used to hook up with who has literally the perfect body. Tall, buff as hell, huge fat dick. It's just not fair.
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/19/19 4:22:30 PM
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FF_Redux
07/19/19 4:23:32 PM
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EdgeMaster
07/19/19 4:29:11 PM
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I look better than 90% of the population so Ill stick with my own body.

The only times I see someone who looks better than me are occasionally at a serious gym full of competitors or the grocery store once every few years. And no, I didnt forget at the pool or beach lol.
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Wetterdew
07/19/19 4:31:49 PM
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A beautiful buff gym guy
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K3vintheDork
07/19/19 4:32:09 PM
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Id go out on a date then swap bodies with a newborn so my date is utterly confused as I begin crying and crawling on all fours and trying to teeth on her nipples.

Meanwhile Im at the hospital relaxing and checking out the nurses who find it cute that a baby is staring at them.

Win-Win for both parties, bros.
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V-E-G-Y-
07/19/19 4:32:21 PM
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FuneralFroth
07/19/19 4:34:47 PM
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Ewan mcgregor cause i want to be deep in mary elizabeth winsteads ass
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RieTakahash
07/19/19 4:39:06 PM
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No one
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Sariana21
07/19/19 4:59:57 PM
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Donald Trump. I'd make a full confession, demand that they cart me off to prison immediately, and then laugh when we switched back.
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FuneralFroth
07/19/19 5:18:44 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
Donald Trump. I'd make a full confession, demand that they cart me off to prison immediately, and then laugh when we switched back.


Horror movie idea: you get stuck in his body
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stone
07/19/19 5:20:22 PM
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FuneralFroth posted...
Sariana21 posted...
Donald Trump. I'd make a full confession, demand that they cart me off to prison immediately, and then laugh when we switched back.


Horror movie idea: you get stuck in his body

At least you get to bang Ivanka
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littlebro07
07/19/19 5:24:02 PM
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Some hot chick, then be a camwhore for a bunch of easy money.
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Sariana21
07/19/19 5:46:16 PM
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stone posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
Sariana21 posted...
Donald Trump. I'd make a full confession, demand that they cart me off to prison immediately, and then laugh when we switched back.


Horror movie idea: you get stuck in his body

At least you get to bang Ivanka

stone posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
Sariana21 posted...
Donald Trump. I'd make a full confession, demand that they cart me off to prison immediately, and then laugh when we switched back.


Horror movie idea: you get stuck in his body

At least you get to bang Ivanka

Oh, well, but I'm a straight woman.

I might be willing to make the sacrifice, though (the not-switching-back part, not the banging-Ivanka part) for the sake of our country. I'm kind of a nobody, so having him in my body wouldn't be likely to cause any real trouble. He would have no power as me.
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-Unowninator-
07/19/19 7:17:28 PM
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Can I become Donald T, resign as president, admit to being mentally challenged, donate everything, and then switch back to myself again and watch him cry for life?
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PokemonYoutube
07/19/19 7:41:54 PM
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First I'd have myself tied to a chair or something so that nothing's going to happen to my body. Then I'd swap with someone on the US Most Wanted list, have my friend report "me" to the authorities and get "me" arrested, and rake in the huge bounty when I switch back.
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Shotgunnova
07/19/19 7:53:08 PM
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Nicol Bolas
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MasterGakke
07/19/19 7:54:24 PM
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I'd swap bodies with myself and become an invincible ghost person.

Shut up, the logic totally works.
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Hanky_Bannister
07/19/19 7:54:42 PM
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myself
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Hexenherz
07/19/19 7:55:59 PM
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I don't know how the neurology would work but I'd totally swap bodies with one of those newborn royal family kids can you imagine, you'd get like an extra 30 years on the planet plus all your shit would be taken care of and people would think you're a genius.
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Distant_Rainbow
07/19/19 7:58:25 PM
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Too many variables unknown, including those questioned by other guys but not responded to. So I'm not answering for now.

Shotgunnova posted...
Nicol Bolas


1. oh snap
2. I don't think he counts as someone 'on Earth' though
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MasterGakke
07/19/19 7:58:30 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
I don't know how the neurology would work but I'd totally swap bodies with one of those newborn royal family kids can you imagine, you'd get like an extra 30 years on the planet plus all your shit would be taken care of and people would think you're a genius.

But then you'd have all those inbred genes weighing you down...
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/19/19 8:42:26 PM
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PokemonYoutube posted...
First I'd have myself tied to a chair or something so that nothing's going to happen to my body. Then I'd swap with someone on the US Most Wanted list, have my friend report "me" to the authorities and get "me" arrested, and rake in the huge bounty when I switch back.


Clever
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/19/19 8:43:40 PM
#34:


stone posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
stone posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
What happens to my original body?

Body swap would imply whoever's body you steal ends up in yours..? Or at least that's the way I understand it.


Yes

Important question..
Do I teleport in their body at their current location, or does my body turn into theirs at my current location?


Your body turns into theirs at your current location
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Shotgunnova
07/19/19 8:55:14 PM
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Distant_Rainbow posted...
2. I don't think he counts as someone 'on Earth' though
HAVE FAITH, ARTHUR!!
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Rika_Furude
07/19/19 8:58:32 PM
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The cutest, richest, most lesbian Japanese girl
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evil_zombie11
07/19/19 9:01:23 PM
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No one cuz they all trash
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stone
07/19/19 9:03:30 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
stone posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
stone posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
What happens to my original body?

Body swap would imply whoever's body you steal ends up in yours..? Or at least that's the way I understand it.


Yes

Important question..
Do I teleport in their body at their current location, or does my body turn into theirs at my current location?


Your body turns into theirs at your current location

Right.. not as useful then, if I turn into someone rich and famous but still live in the middle of nowhere.
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Grischnak
07/19/19 9:15:03 PM
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Swapping bodies sounds like an issue because that means they'd have my body and would likely hunt me down or something. It'd be like Face/Off except I'd be Castor in this scenario.
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07/19/19 9:24:34 PM
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SimpleMan
07/19/19 9:38:36 PM
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No one. I'd rather not put anyone through the medical issues that I've got.
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renasunflash
07/19/19 9:45:34 PM
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Josh Ramsay from the Canadian band Marianas Trench.
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Cobra1010
07/19/19 9:46:57 PM
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It's probably best to swap with some billionaire child who will eventually inherit the riches. But first, get yourself locked up in prison then activate the ability.

That way you get youth as well as money.
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Grischnak
07/19/19 10:00:54 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
It's probably best to swap with some billionaire child who will eventually inherit the riches. But first, get yourself locked up in prison then activate the ability.

That way you get youth as well as money.


Yeah. All it would take is basically destroying the life of an innocent child. Plus whatever horrible crime you commit to get locked in prison(for life I presume?). Nothing super fucked up about that. Nooooooooope.
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/19/19 10:19:48 PM
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Wait, I take over their lives?

I thought you meant like, my body looks like theirs.

Whole new ballgame. Some millionaire Playboy or some shit.
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