Current Events > Scenario: 80% of your colleagues are replaced by young Eastern European girls.

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UnfairRepresent
07/19/19 12:48:15 PM
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You go into work tomorrow to find it full of 17-20 year old girls and nearly all of the familar faces gone.

Your boss then tells you "Oh yeah Finance have been on it. You have no idea how much of a packet we have saved by replacing our staff with minimum wage European girls. You have to admire their.... indomitable work ethics. Don't worry [Firstname] you're on the unexpendable list for now." and then he pats you on the head and walks off.

V976A4H

What would you do?
How would you react?
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Kazi1212
07/19/19 12:51:25 PM
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I fight for their rights to not be exploited in hopes I can sex them later
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Kanaya413
07/19/19 12:53:31 PM
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I'm not gay so i wouldn't care ig
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50Blessings
07/19/19 12:54:24 PM
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I'm in heaven
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Balrog0
07/19/19 12:54:39 PM
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this would be terrible for our organization rich
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Math Murderer
07/19/19 8:41:09 PM
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My reaction depends entirely on who the 20% of remaining colleagues are and finding out what languages the girls speak.
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KnightofShikari
07/19/19 8:46:38 PM
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The Trent
07/19/19 8:46:55 PM
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"Do any of these broads know how to drill and complete a well?"
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Crazyman93
07/19/19 8:48:36 PM
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I work at Walmart, they can't do much worse than most of the minors we hire.
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YourDrunkFather
07/19/19 8:50:31 PM
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A lot of work aint getting done
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Hop103
07/19/19 8:51:52 PM
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Nothing would get done.
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/19 9:52:35 PM
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The Trent posted...
"Do any of these broads know how to drill and complete a well?"

I think they know a thing or two about getting drilled
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Solar_Crimson
07/19/19 9:54:46 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
this would be terrible for our organization rich

This.

None of these girls would likely have the experience to do what is expected of them. Especially in IT.
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PikachuMaxwell
07/19/19 9:55:09 PM
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Have we been invaded?!?
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Offworlder1
07/21/19 10:46:19 PM
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See if any of them want to make more money doing porn and be their manager.
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UnfairRepresent
07/23/19 9:36:47 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
why would i go to work on a saturday?

Ha!

Enjoy that freedom buddy, a lot of people have too
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Turbam
07/23/19 9:38:22 AM
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As long as they can keep up
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Anony1125
07/23/19 10:01:55 AM
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I work in a restaurant. If you replace the servers/ice cream window operators with young Eastern European girls, it would probably be good for business. Provided they can speak fluent English. Customers like cute girls. As long as 2 of the other cooks are spared the culling, it'll work out just fine.
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K3vintheDork
07/23/19 10:04:25 AM
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My entire workplace collapses within a day but I might get a date or two out of it.

Seems worth it.
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knutjob
07/23/19 10:07:44 AM
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I lived in poland for 7 years so this was my reality
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gunplagirl
07/23/19 10:10:25 AM
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Considering my job is one where there is only one person on duty at a time with a single hour overlap per week outside of training... Business as usual.
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UnfairRepresent
07/23/19 11:11:40 AM
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knutjob posted...
I lived in poland for 7 years so this was my reality

I've been to Poland.

I feel your pain
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Funkydog
07/23/19 11:13:44 AM
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I would wonder when my Matron turned into a man.

And I work with several eastern europeans anyway.
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uwnim
07/23/19 11:22:09 AM
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Don't think they'd really be saving much money. Like maybe a dollar or two per person per hour. Like sure, that adds up, but assuming they paid to import these girls, it would take a while to break even. <___<
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KStateKing17
07/23/19 11:23:17 AM
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We would be shut down immediately.
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Jiggy101011
07/23/19 11:23:25 AM
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Russia has the hottest and ugliest women in the world. All tens and ones.
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xsouljah
07/23/19 11:24:29 AM
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Considering I work with mostly Eastern Europeans, I'd think their wives showed up in place of their husbands.
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knutjob
07/23/19 11:30:32 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
knutjob posted...
I lived in poland for 7 years so this was my reality

I've been to Poland.

I feel your pain


Meh I enjoyed it
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UnfairRepresent
07/23/19 11:34:21 AM
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knutjob posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
knutjob posted...
I lived in poland for 7 years so this was my reality

I've been to Poland.

I feel your pain


Meh I enjoyed it

Thank you Ross Scott
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