Board 8 > Do not use Big Penis, FDA Boffins warn!

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NFUN
07/19/19 11:47:33 AM
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How big is YOUR penis? - Results (6 votes)
0-3 in
16.67% (1 vote)
1
3-6 in
16.67% (1 vote)
1
7-8 in
33.33% (2 votes)
2
9-10 in
0% (0 votes)
0
10+ in
0% (0 votes)
0
Bigger than you can handle
16.67% (1 vote)
1
Bigger than you can imagine
0% (0 votes)
0
Bigger than can even be conceived in this Universe
0% (0 votes)
0
i dont have a penis :-(
16.67% (1 vote)
1
Millions of people suffer erectile function and want to take medicine to fix the problem.

But the BLACK MARKET pill BIG PENIS can cause serious heart issues, say doctors!!

Viagra was originally a blood pressure medicine when researchers found it had a very "interesting" side-effect! Sildenafil it's active ingredient can get a man ready for any heifer, but it can also cause dangerous drops in blood pressure. Inspectors from the FDA found that Big Penis contained UNDECLARED sildenafil and can cause SERIOUS complications if taken without a prescription.

It was decided that doctors needed to gatekeep drugs with sildenafil to prevent people with heart problems from getting hurt, but Big Penis can be bought over the counter!! As many people with problems with the "member" have heart issues, this means that people who'd buy it are vulnerable

A urologist at the University of Miami said, "The same blood vessels providing blood to the heart [provide blood to] the penis"!

Would YOU use Big Penis??

Dangerous drug:
YtSInRJ
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Bane_Of_Despair
07/19/19 12:00:27 PM
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whoa
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LOLIAmAnAlt
07/19/19 12:49:20 PM
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NFUN posted...
Big Penis can be bought over the counter!!

Imagine asking for this at a CVS
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banananor
07/19/19 1:12:23 PM
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breaking news nfun forgets to switch to his full throttle account before newsposting

just to teach us how to be ready for any heifer

thank you nfun
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Zachnorn
07/19/19 1:20:24 PM
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how many y/o is the urologist
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Peace___Frog
07/19/19 2:02:26 PM
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How many y/o is the Big Penis
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Emeraldegg
07/19/19 2:14:28 PM
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This many
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Mewtwo59
07/19/19 2:17:56 PM
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banananor posted...
breaking news nfun forgets to switch to his full throttle account before newsposting

just to teach us how to be ready for any heifer

thank you nfun


I didn't even notice that it wasn't Full Throttle until this post.
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The Mana Sword
07/19/19 2:22:03 PM
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I'll stick to Stree Overlord, thanks.
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NFUN
07/19/19 2:27:12 PM
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Mewtwo59 posted...
banananor posted...
breaking news nfun forgets to switch to his full throttle account before newsposting

just to teach us how to be ready for any heifer

thank you nfun


I didn't even notice that it wasn't Full Throttle until this post.

hell yeah brother
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Lopen
07/19/19 3:34:57 PM
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You should commit to being a Full Throttle impersonator full time
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MysticBrohan
07/19/19 3:48:21 PM
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your capitalizations make too much sense and you cant say any heifer you have to call a specific woman a heifer
good subject matter, decent poll idea but the joke options ruin it
5.5/10
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NFUN
07/19/19 3:48:59 PM
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I will do better next time sensei
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FL81
07/19/19 3:58:26 PM
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NFUN
07/19/19 4:05:22 PM
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FL81 posted...
Is the Urologist HOT??

let's see what people think

mcxQVa3
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DeepsPraw
07/20/19 1:15:50 AM
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I give this FT impression 6/10

you tried, but not hard enough
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SockoressKnight
07/20/19 6:44:36 AM
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DeepsPraw posted...
I give this FT impression 6/10

you tried, but not hard enough

Sounds like someone needs some BIG PENIS
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